Ever wanted to know what the girls are talking about? — Well now you can!!

In some small form at least. This is not an actual chat application. So NO you can’t talk to AI-char versions of the girls here. (Sad I know). But you’ll find a few short (spicy?) private message exchanges!

Chat Conversations

Selfie Exchange

The Daily Gyaru Messenger
Amy

Och… c’mon, dae it fer me!

22:30
Melanie

Here… happy now?

Melanie
22:35
Amy

Aye, ye did a wee bit too well! 😔

22:35
Amy

Wanna see me gie it a whirl?

22:35
Melanie

No.

22:36
Melanie

You’ll just send me a full-on nude.

22:36
Amy

Aye, ye can read me like a book!

22:36
Amy

Ye asked so nicely, ah couldnae refuse!

Amy
22:38
Amy

Somethin’ fer the night! 😜

22:39
Melanie

I hate you!

22:39
Amy

Ye dinnae hate me 💙💙💙

22:40
Melanie

22:40
Melanie

I don’t… 🖤🖤🖤

22:40

Futa Selfie Exchange

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Amy

Och… c’mon, dae it fer me!

22:30
Melanie

That’s never going to work.

22:30
Melanie

How am I even supposed to cover her with a finger???

22:30
Amy

Humor me, wuid ye!?

22:31
Melanie

Ugh… fine…

22:30
Melanie

Here… happy now?

Melanie
22:35
Amy

Aye, ye’ve nae idea!

22:36
Amy

Ye’ve got me aw fired up, Mel!

Amy
22:45
Melanie

GROSS

22:45
Melanie

…and hot

22:45
Amy

😘 Ah kent ye liked this kind o’ stuff.

22:46
Melanie

I guess you got me all fired up, too.

Melanie
23:00
Amy

👍 Nice, ah can barely see the fruit o’ yer labour, though.

23:02
Melanie

23:02
Melanie

Don’t say anything, just take it.

Melanie
23:08
Melanie

Good night.

23:08
Amy

🔥 🔥 🔥

23:08
Amy

Hey, are ye still there?!?

23:12
Melanie

I hate you!

23:15
Amy

Ye dinnae hate me 💙💙💙

23:16
Melanie

23:16
Melanie

I don’t… 🖤🖤🖤

23:16

Rhia is lost

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Rhia

MELANIE

23:03
Rhia

SAVE ME MUN

23:03
Melanie

What’s wrong, Rhia?

23:04
Melanie

Where even are you?

23:04
Rhia

I DUNNO

23:04
Rhia

IM LOST

23:04
Melanie

Well, what does the Maps app say?

23:05
Rhia

MAPS WHAT? I AIN’T GOT NO MAP

23:05
Melanie

No, I mean… hang on, I’ve got this.

23:05
Melanie

Send me a photo of your surroundings, maybe I can tell where you are.

23:05
Rhia

Like this? took a pic of what’s in front of me

Rhia
23:08
Melanie

That’s an image of your boobs.

23:09
Rhia

Huh? Hold on Ill try again

23:09
Rhia

Now?

Rhia
23:12
Melanie

🖤🖤🖤

23:12
Melanie

Damn it! Are you doing this on purpose?

23:12
Rhia

NO

23:13
Rhia

NOT THIS TIME

23:13
Rhia

I SWEAR MELLY

23:13
Melanie

You have my other phone, right?

23:14
Melanie

Just give me a few minutes, OK?

23:14
Rhia

MELLY?

23:16
Rhia

😭😭😭

23:17
Melanie

I know where you are. I used “Find my phone” to locate you.

23:20
Rhia

???

23:21
Rhia

i found the funny face button tidy eh? proud of me?

23:21
Melanie

Yes, great job, Rhia! How one earth did you even get there?

23:22
Melanie

The girls and I will come pick you up! But we need about half an hour to get to you.

23:22
Melanie

I’ll keep you updated.

23:23
Rhia

Youre the best I love you 💖

23:23
Melanie

🖤 And I love my big, helpless kitty!

23:23
Rhia

im a fox

23:23
Melanie

Details

23:24

Lonely Cassy

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Cassy

Siggy! Can you come over? 😓

12:35
Siggy

It’s the middle of the day in the middle of the week. I have a lecture soon.

12:36
Cassy

But I’m lonely 😭

Siggy

Don’t you have classes too?

12:38
Cassy

I’m in the lab, but Yuko Senpai is at a conference or something and it’s really boring here.

12:38
Siggy

I’m sorry, Cassy. How about this evening?

12:39
Cassy

😭😭😭

12:40
Cassy

I found a lab coat!

12:45
Siggy

And?

12:46
Cassy

It’s normal sized! See!

Cassy
12:46
Cassy

If you come over we can test out what happens if I put it on and flex real hard 😏

12:46
Siggy

I’ll be there in 5 minutes.

12:46
Cassy

And your lecture?

12:47
Siggy

Ehh… I’ll get the slides online. It’s pretty boring anyway.

12:47
Cassy

😁😏

12:47
Cassy

See you soon! 😘

12:47

Love (and Other) Troubles

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Rhia

Amy I’ve got a problem mun

17:41
Amy

Whit’s wrong, Rhia?

17:43
Rhia

I think I love Melly like

17:43
Amy

And that’s a problem, because?

17:43
Rhia

What if she doesn’t love me

17:44
Amy

Ah really dinnae think ye have to worry about that.

17:44
Amy

Cassy’s been complaining about a lack of attention frae Melanie lately.

17:45
Amy

And Melanie almost never shuts up aboot ye.

17:45
Rhia

Really? What does she say, like?

17:46
Amy

How cute ye are, how well ye get along with Cassy and the cat, how much she likes to pet ye… stuff like that.

17:48
Amy

But if ah want mair details she always turns red like a tomato.

17:48
Rhia

That’s so her innit

17:49
Rhia

I can give you details though mun

17:49
Amy

Ah’m all ears!

17:49
Amy

Rhia? Are ye still there?

17:55
Rhia

Sorry I started thinking about how cute Melly is

17:56
Rhia

My thoughts drifted and now I got a stiffy, mind

Rhia
17:57
Amy

🔥🔥🔥💙💙💙

17:57
Amy

Ah wouldnae believed ye without the picture, ken?

17:58
Amy

How about ah come over so ye can tell me in person and ah can help ye with that?

17:58
Rhia

Tidy

17:59
Amy

Ah’ll also show you a thing or two about punctuation…

18:01

Rhia's Smartphone Mastery

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Rhia

Cassy, I learned how to use that smartphone thing. Including auto-correct and spellcheck!

16:20
Cassy

That’s great, Rhi-Rhi! 😁👍

16:21
Rhia

😏

16:21
Rhia

Want me to send you a selfie?

16:21
Cassy

Sure thing, Rhi-Rhi!

16:22
Rhia

Ok, just a sec, mun!

16:23
Rhia

There we go!

Rhia
16:25
Cassy

😳😳

16:25
Cassy

Why did you send me your naked boobs?

16:25
Rhia

Why not? Want to see something else?

16:26
Cassy

Yes, please!

16:26
Rhia

How about this, mun? 🔥, innit?

Rhia
16:28
Cassy

Muooh… don’t send me dick pics either, Rhi-Rhi! 😤

16:28
Rhia

Sorry, mun. Melly and Amy always like them…

16:29
Rhia

Though Melly pretends not to…

16:29
Cassy

That’s different.

16:30
Cassy

Amy likes anything lewd.

16:30
Cassy

And Melly is your girlfriend. Kinda…

16:30
Rhia

Do you and Siggy exchange lewds?

16:31
Cassy

NOOO?!?

16:32
Rhia

But he’s your boyfriend?

16:33
Cassy

He’s not.

16:33
Cassy

Change of topic!

16:33
Rhia

OK, give me another chance with a photo, like. You’ll love it I swear, mun.

16:33
Cassy

No nudity this time!

16:34
Rhia

Here. I took a pic of Olórin. He’s pretty cute, mind. 💛

Rhia
16:37
Cassy

👍 CUTE!!! 💖 You love Melly’s cat, don’t you!

16:38
Rhia

NOOO!!!

16:38
Cassy

😝😝😝

16:38

Shopping for Presents

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Cassy

I need your help!

14:41
Amy

Whit’s the issue?

14:45
Cassy

What does Siggy like? 🤔

14:45
Amy

???

14:45
Amy

Girl muscle, big boobs, us flexin’ oot o’ clothes, dirty talk, paizuri. Need more?

14:46
Cassy

He really loves paizuri… 💖

14:47
Cassy

But I don’t mean in bed. I mean tech stuff.

14:47
Cassy

You do guy stuff with him. I’m in the shopping center and need a present.

14:48
Amy

Ah… let me think.

14:49
Amy

He mentioned he needs a new GPU next year fer the Gothic Remake.

14:52
Cassy

Ehhh? I got his old PC not too long ago, though?

14:53
Amy

The game’s UE5, so it’s probably way too heavy.

14:53
Cassy

I can still see you typing… spare me the details. How much?

14:55
Amy

Pure lame, all mah effort. Aboot a grand, roughly.

14:56
Cassy

😓 😓 😓

14:56
Amy

Bit much, eh? How aboot a Switch 2, then?

14:56
Amy

He says he’s waitin’ fer the next big Zelda before he upgrades.

14:56
Cassy

That sounds great. I want to play that new Kirby game!

14:57
Cassy

Ehhh… do you maybe want to chip in? 👉👈

14:58
Amy

Aye, anythin’ fer mah wee lad! 💙

14:58
Cassy

Awesome! 💖 Melly and Rhia are also on board.

15:02
Cassy

Can you still help me pick a bundle and stuff? 😓

15:05
Amy

Aye, ah’ll be there in a few.

15:06
Amy

Here’s the image o’ us posin’ wi’ the present.

Amy
22:45
Cassy

Ehhh… isn’t that a bit much?

22:47
Amy

The lad’s gonna love it!

22:48
Cassy

I can’t have that printed and framed! 😳

22:49
Amy

Ah’ll take care o’ that.

22:50
Cassy

Muoooh… 😠

22:50
Amy

Or we can dae it live, too.

22:51
Cassy

No, the image is fine… probably. 😓

22:52

Serious Topics

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Rhia

I have a serious question for you, mun!

12:05
Siggy

For me? OK.

12:15
Rhia

Do you sometimes feel like the breeding stallion with these girls? 🤔

12:17
Siggy

What ???

12:17
Rhia

Be honest!

12:18
Siggy

It’s not always easy.

12:19
Siggy

Amy is less demanding recently though.

12:19
Rhia

We’re sharing that responsibility, mun.

12:20
Siggy

Erm… different topic, maybe.

12:20
Rhia

OK, I’ll let you in on a secret! Melly is just as down bad recently, like.

12:22
Rhia

Keep that to yourself though, or we’re both dead!

12:22
Rhia

But she’s still very cute! 💛💛💛

12:22
Siggy

Too much information, Rhia. 😓

12:23
Rhia

So, how’s sex with Cassy?

12:25
Siggy

Great, she’s also very cute and I love how she flips between trying to be assertive and shy.

12:26
Siggy

Wait, why am I telling you this!!!

12:26
Rhia

😉 We’re having a bonding moment here, innit?

12:27
Rhia

I have so much more sex, since I’m with the girls! What about you?

12:27
Siggy

Take a guess, Rhia.

12:28
Rhia

So looks like we both like our duties, doesn’t it?

12:29
Siggy

You could say that. Maybe.

12:30
Rhia

Do you want to have kids with Cassy?

12:35
Siggy

Do you want kids with Melanie?

12:35
Rhia

OK, different topic.

12:35
Rhia

I should stop. Thanks for playing along the whole time! 😉

12:37
Siggy

You knew what you were asking?

12:38
Rhia

I’m not that socially inept, mun!

12:38
Siggy

I should have known!

12:39
Rhia

I wasn’t lying about anything though. See you around Siggy!💛

12:39
Siggy

I can’t even be mad. See you around Rhia.

12:40
Rhia

I had a tidy chat with Siggy and that got me thinking about you, bach! I was very productive afterwards. Hope you enjoy!😉

Rhia
13:13
Siggy

Wrong recipient?

13:15
Rhia

😳😳😳

13:16
Rhia

I’m sorry, mun! Really! Forget what you saw.

13:17
Siggy

Well, I doubt I can…

13:18
Rhia

I’ll make it up to you. How about I show you how to properly work wood!

13:18
Siggy

13:19
Rhia

I’m serious! This is not a pun. Cassy says you like carving and I’m a pro, mun!

13:21
Siggy

You know. That doesn’t sound too bad actually.

13:22