The girls answer all kinds of questions — from dinosaurs and ice cream to nightmares and body swaps. Some wholesome, some spicy, all in character!
Prefs & Lifestyle (10)
💬 What is your favourite type of headwear?
Cassy: “Mhm… most hats don’t play nice with my ahoge, and a scrunchie doesn’t count, right?” 🤔
Cassy: “A top hat maybe? I think Siggy would look extra dapper wearing one.” 😘
Melanie: “A nice wide-brimmed pointed hat.”
Cassy: “Because witches wear them?”
Melanie: “Noooo!”
Amy: “As a TRRRUE Highlander, there can be only one!”
Gloria: “A proper tam o’ shanter, o’ course!”
Amy: “Aye, that’s the yin!!!”
Rhia: “A tidy Santa hat gets Melly purrin’ like a cat, mun!”
Melanie: “They really don’t…”
Rhia: “But you love rippin’ ‘em off me head, bach!”
Sandra: “A handmade Goldhaube. Tradition matters.”
Amy: “Weel, we agree on somethin’ fer once, eh?”
Sandra: “Auch ein blindes Huhn findet mal ein Korn…”
Amy: “An’ whit aboot thae really auld hens, Dr. Flößer?”
Azdael: “My horns!!!”
Cassy: “That’s it?” 😅
Azdael: “Yes.”
💬 Showering or Bathing? And how hot or cold do you like the water?
Cassy: “I love ice bathing! An icy dip is the best part of the sauna experience.” 😁💖
Melanie: “Re-really?”
Cassy: “Totally! It’s a Sami tradition. You should give it a try, too!”
Melanie: “I’ll just stick to the sauna part…”
Melanie: “As for me, I like a romantic bath. Hot water, some fragrance, candles, rose petals…”
Rhia: “…and a tidy vixen companion, right, bach?” 💛
Melanie: “Maybe.” 🖤
Rhia: “Dunno, mun. I’m good wi’ whatever, long as I can join Melly, like.”
Amy: “Nothin’ beats a cauld shower in the mornin’ tae wake ye up proper!”
Sandra: “Wechselduschen are the better option. It may not help, but it certainly doesn’t hurt either. A warm, relaxing bath is nice, too!”
Amy: “Everythin’ tae keep the auld body workin’, aye?”
Sandra: “Exactly! You should start rather sooner than later, pushing 30.”
Azdael: “Do I care? I don’t think I do, I can actually sit in boiling water if I wanted to.”
Cassy: “I bet you’re the romantic bath type, too!” 😏
Azdael: “Well… let’s just say no one’s ever regretted inviting a demon to their bath.”
Amy: “Oi, lads! Ye’ve been awfy quiet through aw o’ these. Say somethin’ fer once, ken!”
Siggy: “Erm… I mean… I just… shower?”
Ricardo: “Same.”
Melanie: “Wow… you guys are boring.”
Siggy: “I mean… I’m not opposed to a romantic bath either…”
Cassy: “Ehhh?” 😳
💬 Hey hey, what was the main idea behind your iconic outfits? What do you like the most about them?
Cassy: “Uuuhm… I wanted something that fits the Gyaru aesthetic — cute, girly and pink! But doesn’t look too… standard, you know?” 😅
Cassy: “And while the pink camisole top is super cute, it also shows off my… mhmmm… assets pretty well.”
Cassy: “I know Siggy really likes to see arms, boobies and abs!” 😉
Cassy: “And… I like that Siggy likes it.” 😳👉👈
Melanie: “Well… all I wanted initially was a goth outfit to show Mamma it’s not ‘just a phase’.”
Melanie: “I can be a bit shy and reserved… so all these spikes were to make me look more edgy. Didn’t work too well, though. Cassy and Amy had no issues approaching… mission failed successfully, I guess.”
Melanie: “I like the most that the outfit is sexy, but not gratuitous. The pure black makes my eyes pop. The lace and fishnet frame everything nicely… and it doesn’t hide anything.”
Amy: “The idea? Tae wear as little claes as Ah can legally get away wi’, ken?”
Amy: “On a more serious note: Ah’m a proud Scotswoman, so Ah wear the flag colours right across ma ample chest! An’ the kilt’s a must! Matches ma fiery hair, does it no’?”
Amy: “Ah like that it’s simple, bold, an’ gets the job done… juist like me!”
Amy: “Oh… an’ Ah’m no’ tellin’ ye why Ah wear that key necklace all the time. Some secrets are worth keepin’, aye?”
Rhia: “Had a bit o’ help puttin’ this one together, mind.”
Rhia: “I’m a vixen… bit o’ a predator, see? So it’s got to show. Fur trim, tooth necklace, leather… tells you everythin’ you need to know, innit?”
Rhia: “An’ I do love showin’ what I’ve got, mun! Not like me top an’ pants are tryin’ too hard to hide it, like.”
Rhia: “If folks happen to notice how much I’m workin’ with… well. Can’t say I mind, mun. Proper tidy, tha’, innit?”
Sandra: “My outfit is practical and… casual-professional first and foremost.”
Sandra: “That said… I’m fully aware how it frames my physique. The sweater is just tight enough to show off my arms and chest, and the slit in my skirt… can draw attention.”
Sandra: “As an IT professional, I don’t have to look like I’m wearing a paper bag, nor too formal, and I think my outfit accomplishes that.”
Azdael: “You know… I used to wear this classic succubus sling bikini. Tells you everything at a glance—great, but also boring. And I’m NOT boring!”
Azdael: “So I thought of that more casual fit. Simple shirt, cute skirt… makes me look pretty normal at first.”
Azdael: “BUT the outfit ‘shrinks’ as I grow… elbow length sleeves, now barely able to cover my shoulders, a loose shirt, turning into a tight top and a normal skirt, stretched into a micro skirt. That’s the stuff… the visual alone already sends plenty of people over the edge.”
Azdael: “I could just change my clothes with magic, but that’s just soo much better!”
Azdael: “My favourite thing about the outfit? It has the best shirt print possible: myself!”
💬 If you had to pick a favorite sports car, regardless of reliability or cost, what would you choose?
Azdael: “Cars? Yeah… don’t care!”
Rhia: What’s the difference between a normal car an’ a sports car then, bach?”
Melanie: “Sports cars are more expensive!”
Rhia: “Tha’s it?”
Melanie: “Pretty much!”
Sandra: “Making a choice disregarding reliability or cost? Preposterous!”
Cassy: “Uhhhm… my dad’s car was pretty sporty, I think? It’s… erm… a Mitsubishi Eclipse?” 😓
Amy: “Alright… someone’s got tae gie a real answer! Aston Martin Vantage — British, braw, an’ built like a tank! Nae fancy nonsense, juist raw power under the bonnet!”
Melanie: *sigh* “As the Italian in the group, I should probably pick something as well… “
Melanie: “I think a lot of Ferraris look pretty slick… like an SF90. I don’t know anything else about the car, I’d never buy one… but it looks slick.”
Sandra: “Fine… a Mercedes-Benz 300 SL. A timeless feat of German engineering… and those gullwing doors are admittedly rather elegant.”
Cassy: “Oh, that’s the one with the cool doors!” 😮
Siggy: “I’m not really a car person… but a Porsche 911? That’s the one everyone knows, right?”
Ricardo: “I know this was for the girls, but I can’t just sit here! Where’s the passion?!”
Ricardo: “Lamborghini Countach! THE poster car! Those wedge lines, the pop-up headlights… absolute perfection!”
Melanie: “Huh… didn’t know you cared that much about cars, cousin.”
Ricardo: “I played a lot of racing games growing up, alright?”
Amy: “Now THAT’S an answer! Guid taste, laddie!” 💙
💬 Girls, which one of you pulls off a suit best?
Cassy: “Melly!”
Amy: “Aye, Mel!”
Rhia: “O’ course, it’s me bach!”
Melanie: “Uhhm… thanks! I don’t disagree…”
Melanie: “Though, Amy would look hot as well!”
Amy: “Nae… thank ye!”
Amy: “Ah’ll leave the stiff claes to Sandra.”
Sandra: “Dr. Flößer! And I wear them with elegance and style…”
Amy: “Aye, aye auld hen…”
💬 Who would look best in a stereotypical maid outfit?
Azdael: “ME!!!“
Cassy: “Muooh… how do you know?” 😤
Cassy: “I’d look cute in a maid outfit, too!” 😘
Melanie: “Uhm… a French maid outfit goes well with my usual aesthetic, I think.”
Sandra: “Not my style…”
Amy: “Ah, no’ ma style either. Cheers, Sandra!”
Sandra: “Dr. … ah whatever…”
Rhia: “I can’t quite picture it, mind. Someone should get to makin’ some examples, innit?”
Who, me?
Amy: “Aye… get generatin’, pal!”
But… my schedule…
Amy: “Less whinin‘, more creatin’! The reward is seein’ us in skimpy maid outfits. Worth it, aye?”
Fine… now in a minute… mun.
Rhia: “Picked up somethin’ useful, did you now? Tidy, mun!”
💬 Girls, what's your favourite outfit to wear?
Cassy: “I mean… I like my pink camisole and skirt… I think it’s really cute and fashionable.” 👉👈
Melanie: “A black crop top and yoga pants… sexy and comfy… it’s perfect.”
Amy: “Ma birthday suit from Phillipa!”
Sandra: Melanie: “Ughhhh…”
Melanie: “Did we expect anything else?”
Sandra: “No, but that doesn’t make hearing it any less baffling…”
Rhia: “Me tight pants, crop top and fur-trimmed vest… tha’s why I’m wearin’ it all the time, innit, mun?”
Sandra: “I recently had the chance to wear a kimono… that was really nice. Very elegant, not skimpy at all, but form-fitting in its own way.”
Azdael: “Ehh… whatever I feel like at the moment… but bonus points for clothes that go from loose to super tight, when I grow a little.”
💬 Do you play any TCGs? If you do, what is your main one?
Cassy: “I only played Yu-Gi-Oh for a bit because of the Dark Magician Girl card.” 😅
Siggy: “Against my voice of reason, I’m still playing Magic: The Gathering…”
Ricardo: “I’ve stopped… too expensive, barely anyone to play with and digital is just not the same.”
Amy: “Ah’ve dabbled wi’ plenty… but the big ones aw go tae shite! Ah’m always lookin’ fer something new. Grand Archive has loads o’ bonnie lasses!”
Melanie: “I don’t care about any of the games… but I don’t mind looking at some nice card art.”
Rhia: “I’ve never played any o’ tha’, mun.”
Azdael: “Me neither… the collection part sounds like softcore gambling!”
Sandra: “Pretty much is, with an asinine secondary market attached to it. Last time I played Magic, Black Lotus was still affordable!”
Fiona: “Ah’m playin’ the TDG TCG, so Ah dae!” ❤️🔥
Ciri: “With the new ‘The Next Generation’ Boosters available in a store near you!” 🧡
Yuki: “Don’t miss your chance at the Special Foiled Holographic Signed Ultra Secret Rare ‘Yuki – Summer Vacation’ card!” 🩵🔥
💬 Home gym or gym membership?
Amy: “Ah got ma own machines fer trainin’ in ma workshop, ken? They’re great fer me an’ the lassies, but no’ fer the average folk!”
Amy: “But Ah like tae go tae the gym fer a bit o’ flirtin’ an’ flexin’!” 💙
Cassy: “Muoooh… you should give people some support and helpful advice, Amy!” 😤
Cassy: “Anyway… we have plenty of stuff at home, but I like to go to the gym to help others with their routine… and nutrition advice, though people don’t like to hear that most of the time.” 😅
Melanie: “I prefer calisthenics, and you don’t need a gym for that.”
Melanie: “I find training outside way more entertaining than performing the same motion with the same weights in the same spot… over and over…”
Rhia: “I’m with Melly on tha’ one, mind! Nothin’ beats a tidy workout out in the woods, innit!”
Rhia: “Though havin’ the weights at home’s helped me wi’ me… liftin’… performance…”
Cassy: “Ehh? But we don’t have any particularly heavy weights?” 🤔
Rhia: “I’m not talkin’ about me upper body, Cassy, mun…”
Melanie: “She means lifting with her…”
Cassy: “Ewww… Rhi-Rhi! We’ll have to mark your weights from now on!” 😳
Azdael: “Well… I’m not doing any of that useless stuff.”
Azdael: “But going to the gym to show off a little and find some willing… partners… sounds like a great idea, actually.”
Sandra: “I still go to the gym regularly, and I have a few free weights at home. But those are normal weights, and I do normal exercises with them.”
Sandra: “Exercising and doing yoga with Melanie has been a lot of fun, too!”
Melanie: “I appreciate having a… normal… training partner.”
Cassy:Amy:Rhia: “Rude, Melly!”
Siggy: “Erm… Cassy drags me to the gym often, Amy makes me try her machines… that’s more than enough exercise for me…” 💙
Amy: “An’ all the exercise between the sheets on top, aye?”
Siggy: “…”
Cassy: 😳
Ricardo: “Preferably neither…”
Melanie: “And we are about to change that, aren’t we, beloved cousin!”
Ricardo: “I don’t feel I have any say in this matter.”
Rhia: “Dun’t worry, mun! I’m sure Amy has some enjoyable workouts for you in store, innit?”
Amy: “Ah… Ah dae hae some ideas…”
Yuki: “Mhmm… I like to go to the gym, but more for the social aspect.” ☺️🩵
Yuki: “They don’t really have anything to challenge me!” 😏
Ciri: “I dun’t lift… I just prefer working out outside, like my mums, mind.”
Fiona: “Ah’ve got ma maws’ hame gym, an’ Ah juist go tae the regular yin fer a wee bit o’… socialisin’, ken?”
Mio: “Me routine’s pretty balanced, mun. Need all the flexibility, strength an’ endurance I can get as a gymnast, like.”
Mio: “I do use some proper heavy weights for me legs, mind… these thighs aren’t growin’ themselves, innit!”
💬 If you do watch soccer who are you supporting in the World Cup this year? (2026)
Amy: “Ye mean fitba’, pal? Scotland, o’ course! We havnae been there fer a while. Time tae gie it laldy!”
Melanie: “Erm… Italy, obviously.”
Ricardo: “We didn’t qualify, cousin.”
Melanie: “Oh… aren’t we good at this? Well, now I care even less.”
Rhia: “Wales’s not in it, innit? How about New Zealand, then? Feels almost like home for some reason, mun.”
Melanie: “Do… do you even know where this is?”
Rhia: “O’ course, bach. You think I’ve been sleepin’ through geography classes, dun’t you?”
Melanie: “Kind of…”
Rhia: “Not wrong, actually. Shows you how good me ears are, mind!”
Sandra: “I have never been particularly invested, but you know… the national pride does creep in a little. That means: Austria!”
Siggy: “Same for me… I’ll root for Germany.”
Cassy: “I have lots of options and I’ll root for all of them! England, Sweden, Japan and Germany!” 😁
Ricardo: “Isn’t that a bit much?”
Cassy: “No! I have too much enthusiasm for just one team!” 😘💖
Cassy: “What about you, Ricky?”
Ricardo: “I don’t know. With Italy not in the race… might as well root for Scotland.”
Amy: “Cheers, pal!” 💙
Azdael: “Who’s the top contender?”
Sandra: “France?”
Azdael: “I’ll pick those guys, then. I like to be right, even if I don’t care!”
Food & Drinks (16)
💬 Waffles or Pancakes?
Cassy: “Japanese soufflé pancakes! They’re like little fluffy clouds! You can put a face on them!”
Melanie: “Waffles. You can put your toppings in the pockets and eat them without too much of a mess.”
Amy: “Scottish drop scones! A proper pancake is thick an’ hearty, no’ those wee flat American things!”
Rhia: “Pancakes, o’ course! Just slap it on an’ flip it, mun! Why d’you need a fancy press for breakfast, like?”
Sandra: “Waffeln… nach Omas Originalrezept!”
Azdael: “Anything is fine… as long as it can completely fill my mouth and I can get lots of thick, sweet cream from it.”
Cassy: “We’re still talking about dessert, aren’t we?”
💬 What's your favourite ice cream?
Melanie: “Oho… gelato. Let me tell you a thing or two about gelato!”
Amy: “Quick… someone stop her noo! Rhia?!?”
Rhia: “Ehh… Melly—fancy a lil’ lick o’ me stick, like?”
Melanie: “Later, kitty, this is important! So first of all—”
Rhia: “No other choice but to plug tha’ mouth, is there, bach?”
Cassy: “Rhi-Rhi?!?!” 😳
Melanie: Rhia: *kissing*
Cassy: “Oh… that’s fine… I think. Off to a good start, huh?” 😅
Cassy: “I LOVE strawberry mochi! So tasty and so convenient to eat!”
Amy: “Tablet ice cream fer me! Ah’m nae great fan o’ most Scottish scran, but this? Braw!!!”
Azdael: “A fancy Banana Foster!”
Cassy: “Unexpected…” 😳
Azdael: “You set the ice cream on fire, isn’t that awesome!”
Sandra: “Since the others are still busy… Marilleneis. Not too sweet andalso heavy, unlike most of the other options here.”
Azdael: “Oh… I just remembered, I have another favourite: Spaghetti-Eis… that’s a real Italian classic, riiiight?”
Melanie: “You!!!“
Rhia: “She’s pullin’ your leg, bach.”
Melanie: “OK, OK… I’m calm.”
Melanie: “Pistachio gelato is a real Sicilian and by extension Italian classic. The other stuff doesn’t even compare.”
Azdael: “I made her skip her lecture… you can thank me later.”
Rhia: “An’ what about me, mun? Oh… an’ I like Blackberry sorbet, mind.”
💬 Have you ever tried reindeer meat? If yes, what did you think of it? If no, if given the opportunity, would you give it a try?
Cassy: “Of course! It’s a Sami staple! My grandparents used to make suovas — smoked reindeer — and it’s sooo good! Tender, lean, rich in protein, a little gamey… perfect with lingonberry sauce!” 😁💖
Cassy: “If you ever get the chance, please try it! It’s part of my culture and I’m always happy when people appreciate it!”
Melanie: “I have not, but Cassy makes it sound quite good, especially the lingonberry sauce.”
Amy: “Aye! Venison’s common back hame, an’ reindeer’s no’ far off. Lean, rich, pure guid wi’ a hearty stew!”
Rhia: “Meat is meat, mun! An’ this one sounds proper tasty, like!”
Rhia: “You got a bit teary talkin’ about your grandparents’ recipe there, Cassy, mun… you can rub me belly to cheer up, mind.”
Cassy: “Mhmmm… maybe we should plan a trip to my grandparents this year!” 🤔
💬 Do you enjoy drinking milk?
Cassy: “Erm… I like chocolate, hot cocoa and many other sweets and dishes made with milk… but drinking raw milk… not really.” 😓
Sandra: “Yes, of course. Milk is still a good calcium source and keeps your bones strong, but almond and oat milk should be part of your diet as a more digestible alternative!”
Amy: “Ah do love fresh milk, too! Mah favourite source? A bonnie lassie’s boobs, ken?!”
Cassy: “I… I do know…” 😳👉👈
Melanie: “So do I…”
Melanie: “I’m personally not a fan… only as caffè latte…”
Rhia: “But you like me ‘milk’, innit, bach?”
Melanie: “Besides the point… and it’s more like thick cream.”
Cassy: “Ehhh?!?” 😳
Melanie: “I mean… ughhh…”
Rhia: “As for me, like… I can’t stand cow, goat, or any o’ tha’ cattle stuff, mind.”
Azdael: “You think I of all people would be a puny milk drinker! I prefer… other liquids down my throat.”
Rhia: “Proper tidy, mun!”
💬 What is your favourite fish to eat?
Cassy: “Mhmmm… hard to say, both my Swedish and Japanese grandparents made awesome fish dishes!” 🤤
Cassy: “I’ll just pick Arctic char AND Sanma… I don’t even know the English name!” 😓
Amy: “Smoked Haddock is braw! Thanks fer comin’ tae ma TED talk!”
Melanie: “I have a soft spot for pesce spada, or swordfish… also a Sicilian classic. You can eat it grilled, with pasta, or as invol—”
Rhia: “We get the gist, bach!”
Rhia: “I love the fish from the lake near me hometown, mind. Roast ‘em over an open fire, bit o’ salt, like. Proper tidy, tha’ is!”
Melanie: “And… what kind of fish are they?”
Rhia: “Haven’t a clue, bach!”
Melanie: “Ughhh…”
Ricardo: “I’m with Melanie by the way. Swordfish is a classic and absolutely perfect for all kinds of pasta dishes, soups, or on its own as invol—”
Cassy: “Anyway… what kind of fish do you like, Sandra?”
Sandra: “Ahem… well… none… I’m just not a seafood person.”
Cassy: “Ehhh? Is that a German thing, Siggy?”
Siggy: “Well… Dr. Flößer is Austrian… not the same!”
Sandra: “Danke, junger Mann!”
Siggy: “Gern geschehen! And… no… it’s not a German thing either. I like Rollmopssemmeln…”
Cassy: “Roll… mops… what now?” 😅
(author’s note: Mel and Ricky want to say involtini di pesce spada by the way.)
💬 How much would you have to get paid to eat your least favourite food?
Rhia: “Right then, Melly, bach? How about a tidy reward if I’m a good vixen an’ eat me veggies, like?”
Melanie: “No… you’re an adult. This is good for you.”
Cassy: “She’s not wrong, Rhi-Rhi. You’re still human and need a balanced diet!” 😤
Rhia: “So no complainin’ from you the next time Melly makes us some tasty Brussels sprouts then, innit?”
Cassy: “Muoooh… I walked into that one myself, didn’t I?” 😳
Cassy: “I’ll eat a large serving for a measly £1000, kay?” 😉
Amy: “Ah’ll eat haggis fer a couple o’ siller, pal! It’s no’ tha’ bad. Alcohol though… Ah’m a strong lass, pure solid. So ye’d have tae ask the others how much they want tae deal wi’ a blootered Amy, ken?”
Cassy: “Half the time you just fall asleep like a baby! And you look soo cute!” 😘💖
Melanie: “You really just want to tuck her in and give her a kiss on the forehead!”
Melanie: “… the other half though…”
Rhia: “I’d want at least a whole pot o’ gold to deal wi’ tha’, mun! Haven’t a clue how much tha’ is in modern pounds, mind.”
Amy: “Ah’m no’ tha’ rowdy, am Ah?!”
Melanie: “You have no idea…”
Cassy: “OK… now the interesting part: How much for a juicy pineapple pizza, Melly?” 😉
Melanie: “For no money in the world. This is not a question of ability, taste, or willingness… it’s purely a question of principle!”
Melanie: “What’s your take on this, Ricardo?”
Ricardo: “Pineapple on pizza is bad, sure, but nobody warned me about mushy peas when I moved here. Who looked at a perfectly good vegetable and decided to turn it into paste?”
Amy: “Dinnae knock mushy peas, laddie! They’re a chippy classic!”
Ricardo: “You could pay me… £150? Maybe less if there’s enough vinegar to drown them in.”
Melanie: “That cheap, huh?”
Ricardo: “Not everyone can afford principles, cousin.”
Cassy: “What’s the worst food you can think of, Sandra?” 🤔
Sandra: “Anything from a fast food chain. The nutritional void is staggering.”
Amy: “Even a cheeky Maccy’s efter a night oot?”
Sandra: “Especially then. Your body is already under enough duress.”
Sandra: “But… fund a research grant and I’ll eat one. For science.”
Cassy: “You’d sell out for a research grant?!” 😳
Sandra: “Science demands sacrifice, Mäderl.”
💬 I’m making Philly Cheesesteaks who wants ‘em and what do you want in it?
Azdael: “Eh… just make it big and put in whatever…”
Cassy: “Mhmm… I can’t decide.” 🤔
Cassy: “Siggy… I’ll take what you have.”
Siggy: “Just the classic for me, then.”
Cassy: “Muooh… that’s a little boring, don’t you think?” 😓
Siggy: “Fine… extra caramelised onions, green bell peppers, and just a tiny bit of hot sauce.”
Cassy: “That sounds great, Siggy! I knew you’d have good taste!” 😘💖
Melanie: “Mhmm… this looks… well, how about some proper cheese at least: provolone, mozzarella, and some roasted red peppers.”
Ricardo: “C’mon, cousin, this doesn’t look too bad. Provolone, sautéed mushrooms, and roasted peppers for me.”
Cassy: “Look, Melly, there’s a pizza cheeseste—”
Ricardo: “Shush… don’t draw her attention.”
Melanie: “Ughhh…”
Rhia: “If it’s called steak, there’s real meat in there, innit, bach?”
Melanie: “There is.”
Rhia: “Triple meat then, no veggies, dun’t care about the cheese, mind.”
Amy: “Load it up, pal! Double meat, pepper jack, jalapeños, fried onions, hot sauce — gie me aw ye’ve got!”
Sandra: “That sounds like a heart attack in the making… Let’s attempt to make this as un-unhealthy as possible: chicken, green peppers, sautéed mushrooms, and provolone.”
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Cassy: “Muooh… Azdy-chan! Stop stealing the toppings!” 😳
Azdael: “I didn’t know these onions, mushrooms, and the other stuff would look so good… now I need to do proper research to make a more informed decision next time!”
Cassy: “Ehhh…” 😅
Yuki: “Just triple meat, extra Cheez Whiz and mozzarella, bell peppers, jalapeños, mushrooms, caramelised onions with hot sauce and mayo in an XXL bun!” 🤤
Fiona: “Anythin’ else, sugar? There’s still ingredients left, ye ken?”
Yuki: “It looks good and I’m hungry, OK?!” 😓
Fiona: “Ah’ll go wi’ double meat, pepper jack, jalapeños, fried onions an’ hot sauce!”
Ciri: “Sounds exactly like what your mum would pick, mind!”
Fiona: “Ah dinnae think so, sugar!”
Ciri: “Sure, mun! I’ll take a pizza steak. Do you have any pineapple, by chance?”
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Yuki: “Mhmmm… looks delicious. Last one to finish pays! I even gave you girls a handicap!” 😉🩵
Ciri: “You’re just broke again, innit?”
Fiona: “Better start eatin’ if ye value yer siller, aye?”
💬 Melanie, have you ever tried pineapple on pizza? If you haven't, how would you react if you liked how it tastes?
Melanie: “I was open-minded… so I have!”
Melanie: “If you ask me you are just ruining a good Pizza Prosciutto with those often overly sweet, overly juicy pineapples.”
Melanie: “BUT – just between the two of us – it’s not THAAAT bad, but if we let that slide, what’s next?”
Melanie: “Pizza Strawberry-Diavolo? NO, just NO. So lines in the sand are important!”
💬 And your stance on banana on pizza from Sweden?
Melanie: “I can see the full dessert variant from Brazil and so on… the dough is pretty neutral after all.”
Melanie: “But tomato sauce, curry and banana? Let’s just say I’m less than convinced. I have not tried it…”
Melanie: “…and it already exists, so I won’t judge too harshly.”
Cassy: “Another item for our Northern Europe trip, right, Melly?” 😘
Melanie: “Ughhh… let’s just hope it’s an extra warm summer over there…”
💬 Free buffet visit. What is the first food you grab?
Cassy: “I’ll go straight for the desserts!” 🤤
Rhia: “I’ll go straight for the meat, mun!”
Amy: “Ah juist load up ma plate wi’ whatever comes tae mind. Somethin’ worth a full meal, ken? Some scrambled eggs, toast, guid meat.”
Siggy: “I’m the ‘eat whatever, whenever’ type of guy…”
Melanie: “Ughhh… you people haven’t learned anything from me, have you?”
Melanie: “You don’t rush a good meal, so you start with some light antipasti… like bruschetta.”
Ricardo: “I second that. Melanie and I are on the same wavelength when it comes to food.”
Sandra: “I’d agree. But if something appears to be particularly popular you have to grab it first chance you get, or run the risk of ending up empty-handed.”
Azdael: “I don’t eat human food for the taste really… I do like fancy-looking food though, I enjoy looking at a properly arranged plate more than eating it!”
Yuki: “A large plate of omurice and onigiri are good starters! And they even look cute!” ☺️
Fiona: “Aye, ye immediately start wi’ a full meal, none o’ tha’ appetiser shite!”
Ciri: “My mum would be mortified, mind! I like to start with some fresh fruit… like a lush pineapple, for instance.”
💬 Spaghetti, Ramen, Spätzle: What's your favourite noodle dish?
Melanie: “Well… as a noodle, spaghetti or any other pasta really is superior to Ramen noodles… but as a dish, Ramen is pretty good, and very flexible too.”
Melanie: “I’m obviously talking about proper Ramen, none of that instant garbage.”
Cassy: “I like Dino noodles!” 😁
Melanie: “That’s really childish… and not even a dish!”
Cassy: “Muooh… I can eat them with whatever… if they look cute!” 😉
Amy: “Ah’m nae a noodly lass… Spaghetti Bolognese keeps me a happy hen, ken?”
Ricardo: “Very basic choice!”
Amy: “An’ whit dae ye like, pal?”
Ricardo: “Pasta alla Norma, for instance — a classic! You make that with macaroni, by the way. A healthy vegetarian dish.”
Rhia: “Vegetarian? Ych a fi, tha’s rank, innit, mun!”
Rhia: “I dun’t care about noodles, like, but I love Melly’s tortellini filled wi’ meat!”
Melanie: “And the rest of the ingredients?”
Rhia: “Huh? Erm… they are tidy too, bach…”
Melanie: “… Sure…”
Sandra: “Well… one for the Alpine cuisine… Kasspatzln are very simple and very tasty!”
Siggy: “I agree… a really busy man’s lunch. I eat them all the time.”
Cassy: “Ehhh, really? I have no clue what Sandra is talking about…” 🤔
Siggy: “Oh… she means Käsespätzle. You know those, right?”
Cassy: “Of course! Why don’t you just say that, Sandra?” 😐
Sandra: *Sigh* “You’re asking me that?”
Amy: “Dinnae look at me, auld hen!”
Yuki: “Hiyashi Tanuki Udon… no contest!” 😋
Fiona: “Ah’ve nae clue whit that is, sugar. Ma da made richt sure Ah ken aw manner o’ pasta dishes. Anelletti al Forno is pure braw, so it is!”
Ciri: “Mamma likes to make those too, mind! Though, due to mum’s taste, it’s more of a meat pie with a little pasta…”
Mio: “I dun’t eat any o’ tha’, like. But there’s plenty o’ vegan options, mun. I do make an exception for the cheese every now an’ then, though.”
Yuki: “Your noodle tastes are too Italian…”😓
Ciri: “You’re not surprised, are you, mun?”
💬 What's your favourite alcoholic beverage if you have any?
Amy: “Well… Ah dinnae drink…”
Cassy: “Erm… I like colourful, sweet and cute-looking drinks. Like a Strawberry Daiquiri!” 😋
Azdael: “I’m with Cassy… the look is more important than the taste and the alcohol content to me.”
Melanie: “Preferably a good red wine. When it comes to cocktails and such… a Bicicletta is fine, too.”
Rhia: “Not much o’ a drinker, mun. We’ve had some proper tidy mead back home, though!”
Sandra: “A nice single malt whisky. And as a cocktail… an Old Fashioned.”
Amy: “Juist ike you! Who could hae guessed, eh?”
Ricardo: “I like simple drinks. So cocktails like Margarita, Negroni, Aperol Spritz…”
Cassy: “Uhhhh… none of those are simple.” 😅
Siggy: “Radler… that’s a beer with lemonade.”
Cassy: “See… that’s simple!”
Fiona: “Ah dae like a wee dram o’ Scotch every noo an’ then, ken.”
Ciri: “‘Wee bit’ might still be an overstatement…”
Fiona: “Ah kin haud ma liquor way better than ma maw, so Ah can!”
Ciri: “That’s a very low bar…”
Mio: “You might even say the bar is buried in the ground, mun!”
Ciri: “Anyway… I’ve got mum’s taste for sweet mead, like…”
Mio: “I like me some clear vodka, mind! You can pretend you’re drinkin’ normal water, innit!”
Yuki: “You don’t do that at work, do you?”
Mio: “No… only on dates when I want to get in the mood faster!”
Ciri: “She does get very clingy when drunk, like…”
Yuki: “Ehhh…” 😳
Yuki: “Erm… I don’t drink often. If the drink looks fancy, I’m happy whether it contains alcohol or not.” 😊
Animals (10)
💬 What's your favourite dinosaur?
Cassy: “Hey, what’s your favourite dinosaur, everyone?”
Cassy: “Mine is Ankylosaurus. They are chunky, bulky, and cute! Just like me!” 😘💖
Melanie: “Uhhh… I don’t know… Theri-something… or so…”
Cassy: “Do you mean Therizinosaurus?” 🤔
Melanie: “Maybe… we’ll just go with that…”
Amy: “Spinosaurus, nae questions asked, pal!”
Cassy: “Why? Just because they are the biggest theropods?” 😅
Amy: “Am Ah no’ speakin’ English, lassie? … an’… aye…”
Sandra: “Archaeopteryx… a good demonstration of how difficult proper taxonomy is.”
Cassy: “That’s so… very Sandra of you…”
Sandra: “And what does that mean exactly, Miss Kanayama?”
Cassy: “Nevermind…” 😓
Rhia: (licks lips) “Well then… Gallus domesticus, mun!”
Cassy: “But… that’s just a chi—” 🤔
Rhia: “Shush!”
Azdael: “Huh? Aren’t dinosaurs just really lame dragons or something?”
Cassy: “Muoooh… they aren’t lame at all!” 😤
Azdael: “Can they breathe fire?”
Cassy: “Well… no…”
Azdael: “See… LAME!”
💬 What are your opinions on reptiles and amphibians? Do you have a favourite?
Amy: “Sure, Ah love turtles! Krang an’ Shredder are the cutest, wee buggers!”
Cassy: “Flamingos!”💖
Melanie: “But… those are birds…”
Cassy: “I’m fully aware, but they are nested in the class Reptilia, as the only survivors of the clade…”
Melanie: “…“
Cassy: “Uuuhh… OK, Frilled lizards are pretty, too!” 🙄
Melanie: “Not much of a fan, to be honest, but I’ve read a bunch about frogs while learning magic.”
Cassy: “Reading some fantasy is all that is…” 😤
Melanie: “Anyway… Golden Poison Dart Frogs are pretty… deadly…”
Rhia: “Did I already tell you how much I love you today, bach?”
Melanie: “No? But love you too, Kitty.” 🖤
Rhia: “I haven’t got much of an opinion, look you. Played with ‘em as a dwtty cub an’ tha’s it, like.”.”
Siggy: “Common slow worms… are called worms, look like snakes and are classified as lizards. That’s… mildly amusing, right?”
Sandra: “Mildly…”
Sandra: “Well… I have no strong opinion either. Never cared much for them as pets, food… or other weird hobbies…”
Melanie: “Hey!”
Ricardo: “I was into most large reptiles as a kid. Crocodiles, alligators, leatherback sea turtles and so on. Not much of an enthusiast anymore, but I still like those. A cool large lizard is the—”
Azdael: “Komodo Dragon! Good taste, dude! They are still puny and can’t even breathe fire, but… you take what you can get, right?”
Fiona: “Sure, Ah love turtles! Krang an’ Shredder are the cutest, wee, long-lived buggers! Got them frae ma maw, an’ she got them frae her da! Ah might even be able tae gie ‘em tae ma kids!”
Ciri: “There are lots of pretty and colourful salamanders and frogs, like. But most of those are more toxic than a social media feed, mind!”
Yuki: “Mhmmm… a lot of them either are slimy or look like they are… I don’t like that.” 😣
Yuki: “But I do like many tortoises… their faces look like friendly grannies!” ☺️
💬 What do you think of the cat breed Maine Coon?
Amy: “A proper big cat fer proper big girls, so it is!”
Cassy: “Mhmm… they are gentle giants and as dog-like as a cat can be, so that’s a great fit!” 😘
Cassy: “But as with most domesticated pet breeds… the health issues from selective breeding are unfortunate.” 😢
Melanie: “If our apartment wasn’t as crowded, I’d totally consider getting one.”
Rhia: “I dun’t know, bach. Olórin’s enough competition as is.”
Melanie: “Not like you two aren’t teaming up on me…”
Rhia: “Sometimes our goals align, mind!”
Ciri: “My parents have one… name’s Curumo, innit.”
Ciri: “Mum pretends not to, but she loves the old bugger as much as her kids.”
Fiona: “Are ye jealous o’ yer maws’ cat?”
Ciri: “Nooo? That would be silly, mun!”
Yuki: “My parents are dog people, so we didn’t have any cats. But I wouldn’t mind having a cute, little cat like Curumo.” ☺️
Ciri: “Anything but little, he is!”
Fiona: “Aye, he’s big an’ fluffy, but Ah’ll still stick tae ma turtles!”
💬 What's your favourite dog breed?
Cassy: “Well… Ninken is a Shiba Inu and he’s soo cute, and sooo smart and sooo—”
Siggy: “Demanding…”
Cassy: “Muoooh… I’m doing everything I can! And you love taking care of him, don’t you?” 😘💞
Siggy: “Well… he’s pretty cute and affectionate. Reminds me of someone.”
Cassy: 😳👉👈
Melanie: “I like dogs, but I’m more of a cat person… and recently my favourite canines are foxes!” 🖤
Rhia: “Tidy, bach!” 💛
Rhia: “A Corgi is what I’m thinkin’, mun! They look a bit like a fox, innit?”
Amy: “Ah dinnae ken… somethin’ large like a Bernese Mountain Dog. Much more fun liftin’ a big pup like tha’, aye?”
Azdael: “You poor humans don’t even have a proper Cerberus.”
Sandra: “All of our dogs were from the animal shelter and thus mixed breeds. Lovely, each and every one of them.” 💜
💬 You are suddenly in a room full of puppies, what do you do?
Amy: “Ah’ve answered this already, havnae Ah?”
Melanie: “Open the door and leave the room…”
Cassy: “I don’t think that’s in the spirit of the question, Melly.” 😅
Melanie: “Listen… puppies are cute, but a room full of them probably smells terrible.”
Cassy: “You might have a point.” 🤔
Cassy: “I’ll still grab a few cute ones for cuddling!” 😘💞
Cassy: “And then come back later to swap.”
💬 What's your opinion on Komodo Dragons?
Melanie: “Those are just big lizards, Kitty. They aren’t actual dragons.”
Rhia: “I know, bach. They’re a proper apex predator on a few wee islands, ‘untin’ deer an’ pigs an’ such, like.”
Rhia: “Fox school gives you a tidy education, except for your contemporary human stuff, mind.”
Cassy: “Varanus komodoensis is pretty fascinating!” 😁
Cassy: “They have venom! And did you know the females can have babies all on their own without a male?! It’s called parthenogenesis!” 🤓💞
Cassy: “They’re like nature’s little dragon-ninjas! And they also—”
Melanie: “Interesting… really interesting…”
Melanie: “I’m not too much of a reptile person, as already established… they aren’t cute and can’t breathe fire… so, mid?”
Amy: “Ah love me some big auld lizard!”
Amy: “Though they remind me o’ the auld hen: ancient as the hills, aggressive hissin’, an’ wi’ a venomous bite tae match!”
Sandra: “Charming, Miss Reid…”
Amy: “Cheers, Dr. Flößer!”
Azdael: “The only take that matters: called a dragon, can neither fly nor breathe fire, and only a puny 3 metres long. LAME!!!”
💬 Opinions on the platypus and the most majestic creature of them all, the seal?
Rhia: “I’ve never ‘ad seal, me. Bet it’s tasty, innit?”
Cassy: “Rhi-Rhi! Don’t try to eat seals… they’re way too cute, and still endangered in many places!” 😤
Cassy: “But did you know that the ‘beak’ of the platypus is—”
Melanie: “Not a beak at all… even I know.”
Melanie: “Anyway, seals are fairly cute, 7/10; the platypus gets bonus points for being weird, 7.5/10!”
Rhia: “Can we make a tidy trip Down Under for some funny mammal sightseein’, mun?”
Cassy: “That sounds awesome!” 💖
Sandra: “And who’s paying for such a trip?”
Cassy: “Mhmmm…” 🤔
Cassy: “You get paid well, don’t you? How about a family vacation, and you bring some extra muscle?” 😘💞
Sandra: “That doesn’t sound too bad, thinking about it… and you can write it off as a business trip.”
I don’t think you can…
Amy: “Ah dinnae think there’s enough sunscreen tae protect me frae an Australian summer, ken?”
Amy: “An’ a platypus is a’richt, but kangaroos are cooler, ken? Grey seals are basically Scottish animals, so they are!”
Sandra: “Oh… the topic… erm… ja, mei… I have no strong opinions on either animal.”
💬 Most adorable animal?
Amy: “Turtles, nae question, pal!”
Cassy: “Really?!”
Amy: “O’ course! Krang an’ Shredder shoud need a licence fer bein’ that braw an’ bonnie, ken!” 💙
Cassy: “They do look funny, but there are too many other options… Mhmmm…” 🤔
Cassy: “I pick the Sugar Glider! They’re the smallest marsupial, an’ isn’t the name already super cute?!” 😘💖
Amy: “Ah hae tae admit, lassie… they can gie mah favourites a richt run fer their money.”
Melanie: “Well… I’ll just pick cats…”
Rhia: “…”
Melanie: “…or maybe foxes, the elusive Welsh fox in particular.” 🖤
Rhia: 💛
Rhia: “I’d choose Melly, like, but tha’s prob’ly not whatchu’ wanna hear, mun, innit?”
Rhia: “Rabbits are tidy cute, mind… an’ proper tasty, like!”
Melanie: “… Kitty…”
Rhia: “A predator at heart, is what I am, bach!”
Azdael: “I’ve already mentioned it… Red Pandas are cheating with their cuteness!” ❤️
Sandra: “Penguins have a unique cuteness to them.” 💜
Sandra: “They are also good at parties.”
Azdael: “Because they are already dressed in tuxedos?”
Sandra: “They love to break the ice.”
Azdael: “Gaah!”
Fiona: “Turtles, nae question, pal!”
Yuki: “Really?!” 🤔
Fiona: “O’ course, sugar! Krang an’ Shredder still need a licence fer bein’ that braw, so they dae!” ❤️🔥
Ciri: “Can’t argue with preferences, can you?”
Ciri: “I think Capybaras are mega cute.” 🧡
Yuki: “Uuuuhhh…”
Ciri: “What?”
Yuki: “I wanted to pick those!” 😣
Ciri: “Alright then, Pika it is… plenty of cute rodents to choose from.”
Yuki: “Capybaras!” ☺️🩵
Yuki: “And what about you, Mimi?”
Mio: “The wheels in me head are still turnin’, mun!”
…
Ciri: “Any progress, dwt? You know reader attention is short, innit?”
Mio: “Lembo! Don’t be hasty now, me chwaer! Rushin’ these things is proper bad, mind!”
…
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Mio: “Axolotls! Oi, where to did you lot go, like? Y twpsyns!”
💬 Opinion on corgis?
Cassy: “Cute, but not as cute as Shiba Inus.” 😘
Amy: “Could dae wi’ bein’ a wee bit bigger, aye!”
Rhia: “Me favourites, those are, mun! Bit foxy-lookin’ too, innit?”
Melanie: “I’d agree with that.”
Sandra: “I can empathise with the back problems common in the breed…”
Azdael: “Only one head, no fire breathing or anything… lame… just like all these other human-world dogs!”
💬 Opinion on saint bernards?
Cassy: “Did you know that saint bernards carrying brandy-filled casks around their neck is pure fiction?”
Melanie: “Huh. Never knew that.”
Amy: “Aye, alcohol worsens hypothermia efter aw! Bu’ tha’ still pure ruins the picture, ken!”
Rhia: “Tidy fact, mun. I’d still want one for the snugglin’, mind.”
Romance (9)
💬 Which body part of the other girls do you find most attractive?
Sandra: “I’ll sit this one out, thank you.”
Azdael: “No offense… but I don’t spend enough time with any of you to care.”
Cassy: “Well… someone has to start, right?” 😓
Cassy: “Melly’s mole is really sexy… even if ternary forgets it most of the time these days…”
Cassy: “Amy… mhmm… the freckles are sooo cute!” 💖
Cassy: “And Rhia… hard choice… but I’ll go with the fluffy tail!” 😉
Amy: “Ah’ll make it quick: Cassy’s soft boobs, Melanie’s huge, roond arse an’ Rhia’s massive todger… Ah’m a simple lass efter aw.”
Cassy: “O-Ok…” 😳
Cassy: “Who’s next?”
Rhia: “Cassy, mun! If I see that ahoge bobbin’ about, I gotta try proper hard not to bat at it, like.”
Rhia: “Amy’s fiery hair is a proper turn-on, that is… tidy, mind.”
Rhia: “As for Melly…”
Melanie: (blushing) “…“
Rhia: “It’s the eyes, innit. That glare she gives when she’s pretendin’ to be cross, or the spark when she’s happy… gotta stop thinkin’ on it, or I’ll… raise me head, mun…”
…
Cassy: “Alright, Melly. Your turn!”
Melanie: “Who? Me? Already?”
Melanie: “Erm… Cassy has… really nice lips… very… erm… kissable… you know?”
Melanie: “Amy’s upper arms are so hot… each muscle… the veins… mhmmm…”
Melanie: “And Rhia… well… erm… not easy… but… if I’m really honest… well… you see…”
Rhia: “Go on then, bach. What turns you on the most?”
Melanie: “It’s your huge cock, OK?”
Rhia: “Tidy!”
…
Melanie: “It’s so much better than all my doujinshi. The length, the girth, the vascularity, and then those huge, round—”
Sandra: “OK, OK! We get it. A little too much detail. I’m still here, you know!”
Melanie: “Oh… I, I’m sorry… I’ll go die now.”
Sandra: “All good, young lady… not like anyone is surprised…”
Azdael: “Ha… that mask didn’t just crack… it shattered! Sweet!”
Melanie: “Ughhh…”
💬 OK boys, which body part of the girls do you find most attractive?
Siggy: “What? Us? Why?”
Blame the community!
Ricardo: “Who’s first?”
Siggy: “Rock, paper, scissors?”
Ricardo: “Sure!”
…
Siggy: “FUCK“
Siggy: “Erm… well, I love everything about Cassy!”
Cassy: “Awww!” 💖💞
Amy: “BOOOO!!! Pure copout, pal!”
Siggy: “Well, it’s true! As for you, the red hair and freckles are such a cute contrast to those huge muscles.”
Siggy: “Melanie… has a nice smile? Rhia has really nice hair?”
Rhia: “You tried, mun.”
Sandra: “Feel free to skip…”
Siggy: “Phew… thanks.”
Siggy: “And I’ve never seen you before, Ms. Demon girl, but I like that ahoge for some reason.”
Azdael: “Azdael! And thank you, I got it from your girlfriend, kinda…”
Cassy: “Ehhh?” 😳🤔
Ricardo: “Well… that’s not going to be awkward at all!”
Ricardo: “Cassy… nice legs…”
Ricardo: “Cousin… I love you, but not like that!”
Ricardo: “Amy… I wish I had a quarter of your arms… and your belly button is really cute.”
Ricardo: “I like petting Rhia’s head… the one with the ears, obviously!”
Rhia: “You can pet—”
Melanie: “Nooo!”
Rhia: “Fine… only for you then.”
Ricardo: “Dr. Flößer, you’re in great shape for… you’re in great shape.”
Ricardo: “And… erm… Azdael, was it? You look a bit like Cassy, Cousin and Amy put in a blender, you know that?”
Azdael: “Really? I had no idea… must be a TOTAL coincidence!”
💬 What made you realize that your current partner/lover is the one for you?
Cassy: “Erm… Siggy isn’t actually my boyfriend, but—” 😳
Melanie: “Ughhh… please!”
Cassy: “but if he were!” 😤
Cassy: “Well… we’ve known each other for a long time and he has been protective when we were kids, so supportive when I started getting… big… and always so sweet!” 😘
Cassy: “We’ve shared so many important moments together… some very intimate… and I know I can trust him with… everything.” 🥰💞💖
Cassy: “I don’t want to get into any details, but he’s just like I want my ideal partner to be… si-size and all… it also doesn’t hurt that he’s really into what I have to offer.” 😳👉👈
Siggy: “Well… I don’t have much to add. Cassy has always been someone I can rely and lean on… figuratively from the beginning and literally for quite a while now.”
Siggy: “And yeah… I love every inch of her body.”
Melanie: “Why do I even like you, Kitty?”
Melanie: “You like to make me blush in public, you are needy and often more confident than you should be.”
Melanie: “But that’s exactly why… the difference between the sly, confident seductress in one moment and the little, helpless Kitty the next is just too endearing.”
Melanie: “I love having someone that gently pushes me out of my comfort zone, but is simultaneously fully reliant on me.”
Melanie: “It feels like we know each other way longer than we actually do.”
Melanie: “And… erm… she has everything I like in a girl… and then cute fox ears, a tail and a huge… she’s my Kryptonite!”
Rhia: “At first I thought me bach would be fun to tease, but her motherly warmth just took me heart by storm, like.”
Rhia: “Her reactions to me antics still make me heart skip a beat, mind! But I also know that she’ll just be there for me, no questions asked, innit.”
Rhia: “I never thought I’d have a stable partner, like. But now I know I don’t want to be wi’ anyone else.”
Rhia: “Pretty simple, but tha’s it!” 💛
Melanie: “Aww… Kitty!” 🖤
Rhia: “And o’ course… Melly really knows how to handle every inch o’ me… long, thick, veiny…”
Sandra: “We get it…”
Sandra: “Well… I’ve been married longer than most of you have been alive. And of course trust and support are important. My Schatzi has his fair share of flaws, but he’s also willing to accept mine.”
Sandra: “I can be a bit difficult at times, you know?”
Amy: “Nae, ye can? Ye dinnae say?”
Sandra: “We’ve gone through quite a few challenges in our early years. But every year just made me more certain that I’ve made the right choice.”
Amy: “Ye aw have a special place in ma heart.”
Cassy: Melanie: Rhia: Siggy: Ricardo: 💖🖤💛🤍💚
Sandra: “Fine…” 💜
Amy: “But this lassie here will no’ settle doon wi’ any one person… no’ even the lass next door frae me.”
Cassy: “Amy’s everyone’s best friend… that everyone has… erm… sex with…” 😅
Cassy: “Except for Sandra, right?” 🤔
Sandra: “That is correct. But mark my words… you will find your extra special someone, too!”
Amy: “Ah’ll take that bet, auld hen!”
Sandra: “Looking forward to collecting my prize.”
💬 For the singles: Do you have an ideal partner? Or has simply no one caught your eye?
Azdael: “Well, being ‘single’ comes with the job, I guess. Can’t just come to the same partner every night… that’d be fatal for you humans. And we don’t really do the family and having kids thing, like you do.”
Melanie: “So… how do you reproduce?”
Azdael: “That remains a secret.”
Melanie: “Ughhh… dammit…”
Amy: “As Ah’ve said, Ah’m happy bein’ the lass fer everyone! But whit happens, happens. Ah dinnae mind havin’ an extra special bonnie.”
Cassy: “So… Ricky, what about you?” 😏
Ricardo: “What about me?”
Cassy: “You’re the only single left!” 😁
Ricardo: “Am I? Miss ‘I don’t have a boyfriend’?”
Rhia: “He’s got you, Cassy, mun!”
Cassy: “Muuoh… OK, my ideal boyfriend would be Siggy. Back to you, Ricky!” 😘
Ricardo: “Well… I’m still figuring things out, but a woman like Amy would be intriguing.”
Amy: “Whit?”
Ricardo: “The confidence, openness, and genuine warmth are very appealing. She also… erm… gives very good hugs.”
Amy: “Che-cheers, pal!” (blushes)
Melanie: “You’d make a cute couple, and I approve of Amy wholeheartedly.”
Rhia: “An’ you approve o’ Ricky as Amy’s partner, innit?”
Melanie: “Mhmm… good question… let me think about that.”
Cassy: “Me-Melly… you’re not their mum, you know!” 😅
Ciri: “So… erm… what about us?”
Fiona: “Ah like me maw’s approach. She ended up wi’ me other maw, Gloria, but still makes it wark wi’ Da.”
Ciri: “I’m like my mums, mun… primarily into girls, but flexible otherwise, mind.”
Yuki: “Mhmmm… I’m pretty open, too! How about a triple relationship!” 🩵
Fiona: “Aye, sounds braw!” ❤️🔥
Ciri: “Ughhh… you want to decide that just like that, innit?”
💬 Name one thing your partner does that drives you up the wall.
Sandra: “We can name only one thing?”
Sandra: “I have more than enough appointments to keep track of, do I have to also keep track of my husband’s? I guess I do since I’m the one making them in the first place! Also, it shouldn’t be easier to fill Schatzi in on the topics at my last conference than explaining where the cups should go in the dishwasher, and if I take the time to ir—”
Amy: “Aye, aye! We ken, ye’re married.”
Cassy: “Sounds almost exactly like my mum!” 😅
Cassy: “Mhmmm… I don’t know. What don’t you like about me, Siggy?”
Siggy: “Erm… well… I love your positivity and enthusiasm, but it can be a bit much… at times… rarely… if that’s OK?”
Cassy: “Uuuuh… I can see that.” 😓
Cassy: “Oh… you should be more confident, Siggy! Speak your mind!” 😘💖
Melanie: “As mentioned… I enjoy the teasing and it’s fine among us here, but… I could live with a little less in public, you know?”
Rhia: “Noted, bach! An’ I enjoy our song an’ dance before our coupling exercises, mind…but you could be a bit more straightforward now an’ then, like.”
Rhia: “I’d like a Melly that takes what she wants, innit!”
Melanie: “I… I can give that a try.”
Amy: “Dae Ah juist say somethin’ tae everyone?”
Amy: “Sounds fun thinkin’ aboot it.”
Amy: “Cassy, stop the ‘not my boyfriend’ schtick.”
Cassy: “Ehhh…? I… Muooh…” 😤
Amy: “Siggy, Ah agree wi’ Cassy.”
Amy: “Mel, get a new groan, would ye?”
Melanie: “Ughhh…”
Amy: “Juist talk aboot yer todger, if ye want tae, Rhia.”
Rhia: “There’s no fun in tha’, innit?”
Amy: “If the lasses get on yer nerves, juist come over and stay the night, Ricardo. We dinnae have tae dae it, if ye’re no’ in the mood.”
Amy: “Ah willane say nae, however.”
Ricardo: “Ermm… no—noted…”
Amy: “Aye… tha’s everyone present! Ah still love ye aw!” 💙
Cassy: “Can we complain about you now?” 😲
Amy: “Nae, that tidbit’s pretty long already. Nae dogpiling on the single lass!”
Cassy: “Muooooh…” 😤
Amy: “Ye can try a physical dogpile, ken?”
💬 Ricardo, I will give you 50 bucks to confess your feelings to your crush. The bigger you make the gesture, the more money you get!
Ricardo: “Telling her something she already knows? How hard can that be…”
Ricardo: “Soo… *clears throat*… Amy!”
Ricardo: “At first I was actually scared… after meeting my now super muscular cousin, then a mere few minutes later her super tall and even more muscular friend offered me a princess carry. And once we made it out of the airport a woman with the strongest-looking arms I’d ever seen wanted to hug me.”
Ricardo: “I thought you’d break my spine for sure!”
Ricardo: “But of course that impression did not last long. You are sweet, open-minded, have the right sense of humour, I admire your confidence in yourself and your body, and I really enjoy talking to you, especially since we can discuss things that the other girls here don’t know shit about.”
Cassy: “Hey!” 😳
Melanie: “Rude, cousin!”
Ricardo: “And of course Cassy was absolutely right back then — you do give the best hugs! The strong arms and large breasts contribute, but the real warmth comes from your big heart!”
Ricardo: “In short, I enjoy every minute I spend around you, whether in public or… intimate… and I hope that won’t change for a long time.”
Amy: “Che—cheers, pal…”
Rhia: “No stutterin’, like. Did you practice that beforehand, Ricky?”
Ricardo: “I’ve… thought about this before…”
Rhia: “Proper tidy catch, Amy, mun!”
💬 Who's wearing the pants in your relationship?
Sandra: “I do.”
Cassy: “No surprise there.” 😅
Cassy: “Siggy?!? Who’s the dominant one between us two?” 😳
Siggy: “Well… it’s not me… but it’s not really you either…”
Cassy: “Mhmmm… that sounds about right…” 🤔
Rhia: “I’m wearin’ the trousers, like, but Melly’s tellin’ me which pair to put on…”
Melanie: “I’m not telling you what to do…”
Melanie: “…not all the time…”
Rhia: “True, you leave all the decisions to me durin’ our nightly activities… most o’ the time.”
Amy: “Ah’m a free spirit… an’ Ah’m wearin’ nae trousers ever! No’ even metaphorical ones!”
💬 What's something your partner/lover does that makes your heart melt?
Rhia: “I love it when Melly’s mock offended… me bach’s just too cute, poutin’ like tha’!”
Melanie: (pout) “Ughhh… you’re terrible!”
Rhia: “See! Just like tha’, how can you not love her for tha’!” 💛
Melanie: *sigh* “Well… as you can see I don’t have it easy, but… Kitty can also be so thoughtful and considerate and always is when it counts.”
Melanie: “She doesn’t only know how to push my buttons, but also when to push them… makes me realize how much attention she actually pays all the time. And that’s just really lovely.” 🖤
Sandra: “Schatzi is much the same… obviously routine has settled in after all these years, but every now and then he still manages to surprise me. And usually in the positive sense.”
Amy: “Ah’m lookin’ at aw the cute couples an’ tha’s heart-warmin’ already. But ye lot always make me feel included an’ no’ like the third wheel an’ Ah’m really grateful for tha’, ken?”
Cassy: “Of course, we love our Amy!” 😘💖
Amy: “Cheers! Yer turn now, aye?”
Cassy: “Uuuuh… say something, Siggy!” 😳
Siggy: “Well… I still love it when you are really enthusiastic about something. Whether it’s your training, studies, some random thing you saw… it’s just really, really cute.”
Cassy: “I still get butterflies in my tummy when you try to take care of me.” 😊
Cassy: “A-and… I don’t mean that in a mocking way. It’s genuinely heartwarming how often you go out of your way for my benefit!” 🥰👉👈
Ricardo: “I’m not really Amy’s partner, no more than anyone else here, I suppose. Well… more than Dr. Flößer.”
Ricardo: “But I love her cute groaning when I beat her in Cribbage.”
Amy: “Ah’ll get ye next time, laddie!”
Ricardo: “Haven’t heard that before, lassie!”
Amy: “C’mere ye…” 💙
New 💬 Who's one person in the group you admire? It could be either size, personality or any quality they possess.
Sandra: “I admire Miss Kanayama’s positivity… I hope she can keep that for as long as possible.”
Cassy: “Ehh? And I admire your patience with your students… and us, Dr. Flößer!” 😅
Rhia: “I admire everythin’ about Melly, mind!” 💛
Melanie: “And I admire everything about you, Kitty.” 🖤
Azdael: “Ewww… but I admire all your horniness… pretty out there for humans, especially Amy’s liberal attitude, almost succubus-worthy!”
Melanie: “Ughhh…”
Amy: “Ah’ll tak tha’ compliment. Ah’ll admire tha’ shape-shiftin’ ability o’ yours!”
Azdael: “Of course you do!”
Amy: “Can Ah hae tha’, too?”
Azdael: “Not taking any new apprentices at the moment.”
Amy: “Pish!”
Melanie: “New?!?”
Ciri: “I honestly admire Fio’s brain, mind.”
Ciri: “Works like a rational supercomputer one instant, horny teen the next, innit?”
Fiona: “This is the culmination o’ YEARS o’ trainin’!”
Fiona: “An’ Ah like yer attitude, sugar!”
Ciri: “You do?”
Fiona: “Nae… but Ah admire yer todger!”
Ciri: “Ughh… maybe I should reconsider…”
Mio: “Yuki’s legs, mun. I’d love to have those, mind!”
Yuki: “Mhmmm… aren’t they a bit long for your short body, Mimi?” 🤔
Mio: “Mwlsyn… I’m talkin’ about the strength, o’ course. Imagine the leg locks!”
Yuki: “I… I admire your and Fi-Fi’s openness about… this stuff…” 😳
Fiona: “We ken ye’re mair o’ a lassie o’ action than words in tha’ regard, sugar!” ❤️🔥
Physical (17)
💬 How big would each of you girls want to be?
Cassy: “I’m already getting too broad for some doors… I’m good.”
Melanie: “178cm… or is this not about height?
Amy: “Ah wouldnae mind havin’ a few mair inches o’ biceps!”
Rhia: “Can I tell ‘em how long I want me fully extended rod to be, like?”
No…
Rhia: “69cm… tidy number, eh?”
Sandra: “I think I’m muscular enough as is, right, Schatzi?”
Sandra: “Riight, Schatzi?!?”
Azdael: “Depends on my mood, time of day and whatever else… and then I just do it!”
💬 What could be bigger?
Amy: “Wrist flexor, pronator, brachioradialis, bicep, rotator cuff, tricep!”
Cassy: “You want to destroy us even harder in arm wrestling?”
Amy: “Aye!”
Cassy: “Uhhhm… I have no issues now, but a stronger back won’t hurt. There’s a decent amount of weight in the front.” 😉
Siggy: “It doesn’t have to be on our body, right?”
Siggy: “If the support is there… Ca-Cassy’s boobs…”
Cassy: “Ehhh?!? I–I wouldn’t mind having a bit of extra cushioning for you.” 😳💞
Rhia: “Bigger an’ stronger pelvic floor muscles, like. Better control an’ more… lift, innit, bach?”“
Cassy: “Li-lift… is she saying…” 😳
Sandra: “There’s no way she can…”
Melanie: (blush) “She… she can… almost…”
Rhia: (smirk) “…“
Amy: “Pure class!”
Melanie: “No idea… I’d rather want some things to be smaller.”
Rhia: “Dun’t say tha’, bach. I’m lovin’ every inch o’ boob, bum and bicep, mind!” 💛
Amy: “So do Ah… the bum’s pure bliss!” 💙
Melanie: “Tha–…thanks…” 🖤
Cassy: “Sandra, what about you?”
Sandra: “Nothing really…”
Sandra: “Maybe bigger patience for silly inquiries?”
Azdael: (shrug) “‘Everything I want at the moment’ is the answer.”
Ricardo: “I don’t want to complain, but a bigger guest room would have been nice.”
Ricardo: “…and thicker walls…”
Melanie: (blush) “…“
Rhia: (smirk) “…“
Cassy: “Sorry, Ricky! We never expected to have four people living in our two-person apartment!” 😅
💬 $1 a rep, forever — or $10 million if you can squat your max 10 times straight?
Sandra: “There appears to be a logical error here. If I am supposed to squat my one-rep max, how could I possibly squat this 10 times in a row? By definition this would not be the one-rep max!”
Cassy: “I think it’s not that deep, Sandra.” 😅
Sandra: “Well… Either way, at my age I’d choose the safer option, Despite the meager reward function. I can’t risk severe injury.”
Cassy: “Mhmmm… I’d also rather play it safe and just get a little with every rep.” 😉
Amy: “If it was curls Ah’d dae that too… Ah curl things aw day anyroad… tha’s free money! But squats… Ah’d rather go fer the big payout or fail tryin’!
Melanie: “I’d rather do anything but lifting weights to earn money…”
Rhia: “I’m wi’ Melly on tha’ one. Can I get paid for runnin’ or somethin’, like?”
Amy: “Ah ken whit kind o’ workout ye two would like tae get paid fer. Ye’d be rich in nae time!”
Melanie: “Tchh… still not as fast as you.”
Amy: “Aye… but ye are… stiff… competition!”
Rhia: “You hear tha’, Melly! We gotta put a bit more effort in, bach!”
Sandra: “Ahem… Mäderl?!? Behave, please!”
Azdael: “I don’t work out, I don’t need money, and I only squat on a bed… if you catch my drift. Next!“
Ricardo: “Mhm… I don’t work out either. I can’t squat much to begin with… how bad could I possibly hurt myself with such a light weight?”
Siggy: “I can probably just go for the max squats. Motivation, security… and aftercare if anything goes wrong.”
Cassy: “Awwww!” 😘💞💖
💬 You can only train one half of your body for a year — top or bottom?
Amy: “Upper body, nae contest! Ah’m no’ lettin’ these arms shrink fer anythin’!”
Amy: “Besides, Ah can run an’ kick wi’oot needin’ a gym fer that.”
Cassy: “Mhmmm… upper body, I think? I need a strong back to carry all of… this.” 😉
Cassy: “Plus I’d feel weird if my arms got noodly!”
Melanie: “I only do full body workouts usually, but lower body… I suppose. It took a lot of effort to build these legs.”
Rhia: “Wait… did they say top or bottom?”
Melanie: “They meant training, Rhia.”
Rhia: Well, I’m a top!”
Melanie: “…”
Rhia: “…but need the bottom… I mean… I need lots o’ lower body strength, like!”
Cassy: “For running and all that?”
Rhia: “Not just for runnin’, mun…”
Melanie: “Ughhh…”
Sandra: “Lower body without question. Strong legs are the foundation of everything: balance, posture, injury prevention. Upper body is vanity; lower body is longevity.”
Amy: “Oi! Vanity?!”
Sandra: “Present company very much included.”
Azdael: “Top or bottom? I’m versatile.”
Cassy: “The question is about training, Azdy-chan!” 😅
Azdael: “Oh… then I don’t care. I just shapeshift whatever I need.”
💬 If you could be a pro athlete in any sport, which one would you choose?
Amy: “Is that no’ bloody obvious? Arm wrestlin’, pal! Ah’d smash aw the lads on the table…”
Melanie: “You are just talking about their arms, aren’t you?”
Amy: “Aye… juist the arms, o’ course…”
Cassy: “Mhmmm… I don’t like to hurt people, but I’m pretty good at our style — Kanayama-Ryu. Dad says it counts as Judo and I’d be extra gentle.” 😉
Cassy: “It’d be my super-jū-dō, so to say.” 😘
Amy: “Ah bet ye always find volunteers tae send on the mattress, aye?”
Cassy: “…” 😳
Melanie: “Well… I was pushed to be a professional gymnast… but I really don’t like all the attention and refused to compete.”
Melanie: “I can do a quintuple layout twist though.”
Rhia: “But you’d look sooo cute doin’ flips and all, tiny as you are, bach!”
Sandra: “Melanie would actually be fairly tall for a female gymnast!”
Rhia: “No, no way?!?”
Rhia: “I love runnin’, mun… dashin’, marathons, cross country, I’d be good at all o’ those, like. Only hurdles are an issue, innit — tha’s where me big girls down there get in the way a bit…”
Amy: “We might juist ‘ave tae do some drainin’ beforehand, ken?”
Melanie: “Impossible task… trust— forget it…”
Azdael: “Challenge accepted!”
Melanie: “I don’t think so!”
Sandra: “Mäderl… Darts, I’d play DARTS!”
Azdael: “Is that even a sport?”
Cassy: “Darts?!?” 🤔
Sandra: “What’s with the faces?”
Sandra: “A bit of maths, always a drink at your side and low risk of injury. Perfect for my age.”
Amy: “Aye, ye’d fit right in wi’ the grumpy auld men!”
Azdael: “You know we have our own competitions… I’m a huge fan of obstacle flying! Mid-competition shapeshifting is not allowed though, and that’s just SOO LAME!!!”
Amy: “O’ course, that sounds like cheatin’!”
Cassy: “But super cool!” 😍
💬 What would you prefer: Never be sore after a workout or have endless stamina?
Sandra: “Another question with a shaky premise. Sore muscles are the result of tissue damage. If you have infinite stamina, could your muscles even tire and tear? Or could your muscles still get so overworked that, despite having infinite stamina, you could no longer lift anything? Do you actually have infinite stamina in this case? Does the concept of infinite stamina just break the most basic laws of physics?”
Cassy: “You’re overthinking this again, Sandra!” 😅
Cassy: “However, opinions in the field constantly shift and it’s still commonly believed that hypertrophy requires some damage to the muscle. The muscle is subsequently repaired and not only that, the body supercompensates, making the muscle larger. Would the inability to have sore muscles prevent muscle growth then?”🤔
Cassy: “But more and more voices are emerging saying tha—”
Rhia: “ENDLESS STAMINA… is wha’ I want, mun!”
Cassy: “I was rambling a little, wasn’t I?” 😅
Melanie: “You sure you need that? Your stamina already seems pretty much inexhaustible.”
Melanie: “…“
Melanie: “I mean, when she’s running and… stuff like that!”
Amy: “Aye, she’s especially potent… daen ‘stuff like that’, ken?”
Rhia: “I like bein’ able to push a tiny bit further and harder, innit! Dun’t you know, bach?”
Melanie: “Ughhhh…”
Amy: “Ah like tae feel the burn in ma arms liftin’, so nae endless stamina fer me. But no’ bein’ sore the next morn sounds braw.”
Melanie: “I agree… I take my leg exercises seriously, but sore thighs are THE WORST!”
Cassy: “Mhmm… I’m in the ‘no sore muscle camp’, too. It’s not like I want to work out all day, so getting tired seems like a plus.”
Sandra: “Well… just accepting the premise again… I’d pick endless stamina, but for many other things besides working out.”
Azdael: “Erm… I don’t know how sore muscles feel and have pretty efficient ways to replenish my stamina quickly, if you cat—”
Sandra: “We do…”
Azdael: “Anyway, these human problems don’t really faze me.” (shrugs)
💬 What were your first thoughts and reactions when you started getting big?
Cassy: “I’ve just got pretty tall, pretty fast during puberty and built a bit of muscle not doing much of anything. Then I just thought… what if I actually tried?” 🤔
Cassy: “The results came pretty quickly and that piqued my interest in biology, physiology, nutrition and so on.”
Cassy: “So that really changed my life and the results… are pretty awesome, huh?” 😏💞
Melanie: “I started working out, because little Melanie got bullied. When I built muscle much quicker than expected, I just thought… ‘cool’.”
Melanie: “I was still really short, but the bullying stopped soon after, so… mission accomplished!”
Amy: “Ma da always made me wark oot, so Ah really didnae have such a moment. Ah realised pretty late ma airms were much bigger than any o’ the lads’, even…”
Amy: “Didnae bother me though, Ah always loved ma looks!”
Rhia: “Was similar for me, mind. Most o’ me people are fairly in shape, so I dun’t stick out too much, innit.”
Rhia: “It only really dawned on me when I got out into the world, like, that I’m not lookin’ like your average woman… an’ I’m not even talkin’ about me ears, tail, or me massive balls.”
Sandra: “Well… compared to everyone else here, I’m downright small. It also has been a very long and gradual process for me, but when I look at colleagues my age… I’m proud of what I’ve managed to achieve and maintain.”
Cassy: “You absolutely can be, Sandra! You look fantastic.” 😘💖
Melanie: “100% agree, size isn’t everything. Your symmetry, definition… mhmmm…” 🖤
Rhia: “Are you droolin’, Melly? Can’t blame you, bach!” 💛
Amy: “Aye… Ah’ve got tae admit, the auld hen is someone tae look up to…” 💙
Sandra: “Uhhhm… thanks, girls…” 💜
Azdael: “I got these muscles from some TDG fan. Never occurred to me before to be stupidly jacked!”
Azdael: “At first I was like ‘What a weird kink’.”
Azdael: “But now I FREAKING LOVE IT!!!”
Azdael: “Finding some guy or gal who haven’t realised their fetish yet… just the best.”
Azdael: “And before it was almost always about boobs and butts, sometimes feet… now we also have abs, traps, biceps, even my back. Adds some variety with the worshipping, doesn’t it!”
Ciri: “Well… it sometimes feels a bit unfair that we can pack on muscle so easily, innit? I’m trying to maintain a leaner build and that’s actually hard if you like sports… and food, mind.”
Fiona: “Ah grew up aroond so many buff lasses, it didnae really register, tae be honest.”
Yuki: “Same…” 😣
Yuki: “Only when I got bigger than mum at… 16? Or so? That’s when I fully realised how unusual all these muscles on girls are.” 😅
Yuki: “I do like every pound though!” 😉🩵
Fiona: “Aye! Nothin’ better than some big airms fer a warm hug, ye ken?”
💬 Would you be famous for crushing stuff with your upper body or lower body?
Cassy: “I’m pretty balanced… but probably still my upper body?” 🤔
Melanie: “Well… lower body for sure. Thunder thighs and so on…”
Amy: “Upper body o’ course! Ma airms are ma pride efter aw.”
Rhia: “Lower body… not because of me legs, though, mind.”
Sandra: “I’ve only crushed dreams of easy A’s in my courses…”
Cassy: “That she did…” 😓
Azdael: “I’m an equal opportunity crusher.”
Fiona: “Airms fer me… Ah’ll blame me maw fer this.”
Ciri: “Crushing you on a run counts as lower body, innit?”
Yuki: “I’m… erm… ‘good’ with both, but I think people would be more into the upper body aesthetics?” 💪😉
💬 How did the "Pink Power Upgrade" feel? And be honest… do you want it back?
Cassy: “How did it feel? No idea… I only remember I had to cough a lot from the fumes.” 😅
Cassy: “And… I don’t know… I already have enough issues with clothes and doors as is.” 😔
Melanie: “My thoughts? ‘Great, I already can’t find fitting pants, now I won’t even find fitting skirts’.”
Melanie: “…being tall was kinda nice, though…”
Amy: “Ah felt like Ah could move a mountain… Ah couldnae at aw, but Ah could move some auld car in ma backyard!”
Amy: “Ah dinnae mind havin’ it back whenever Ah need some… well… extra muscle, aye!”
Rhia: “Pretty funny, I looked, mun! Could have been a character from Melly’s… special picture books, like.”
Rhia: “She was thicker than Melly’s whole torso, mind. A bit too much for any intimate fun, innit?”
Sandra: “‘How did I get roped into this?’ and ‘I’m glad I can still buy my clothes at a conventional store’ after returning to normal.”
Azdael: “‘Look how much they need to mimic a fraction of my power!’“
Azdael: “Didn’t take it, because I can still be bigger than anyone if I so choose!”
💬 If a stranger asked you to flex, would you? Why or why not?
Sandra: “Of course not.”
Melanie: “Yeah, I don’t think so either… you’d have to be an extremely cute girl for me to reconsider.”
Cassy: “Mhmmm… I don’t mind too much, but you have to ask nicely, alright?” 😘
Rhia: “I dun’t see the problem, like. Give ‘em a good rub if you fancy, mun!”
Amy: “O’ course Ah would, Ah love showin’ off ma huge airms!” 💙
Azdael: “I do waay more intimate things with ‘strangers’.”
Ciri: “Ughhh… I mean, if they aren’t creepy about it… there’s a time and place for those things, mind.”
Fiona: “Aye, ye can marvel at ma guns most o’ the time.” ❤️🔥
Yuki: “When I spot for people at the gym, I ask them for a flex after their sets and then flex mine for comparison.”
Yuki: “It’s for encouragement!” ☺️🩵
Ciri: “I’m not sure this has the effect you think it does…”
💬 Would you prefer to coach, judge, or compete in a bodybuilding competition?
Cassy: “Mhmmm… tough choice, but I feel I’m a little young to seriously coach or judge anyone.” 😅
Cassy: “But maybe competing would be fun… I’ve already got the tan after all.” 😉💖
Amy: “Aye, Ah’d like tae compete, dae some nice side-chest poses an aw.” 💙
Melanie: “Erm… well I’m not competing… but closely observing muscular girls in bikinis… that sounds doable.”
Rhia: “What do I ‘ave to do, like? Just stand around an’ flex? I can do tha’, mun.”
Azdael: “It’s more than that! But you probably have some… stage presence. I think throwing some curveballs as a judge would be pretty funny, so I’ll do that.”
Azdael: “And after that I’ll show the winner how perfectly sculpted muscles actually have to look!”
Sandra: “I’m not in favour of these vanity contests in general, but I could probably give some valuable advice on how to not ruin your body.”
Fiona: “Ah’d like tae compete. Got the airms, an’ got the tan!”
Yuki: “Uhhhm… I don’t get a tan and I really don’t like that spray stuff, so it’s probably coaching for me.” 😣
Yuki: “I think I’d be great motivation for my clients!” 😉🩵
Ciri: “Well… being on the jury, I guess. The posing isn’t something I’m interested in, and I’m not sure if we in particular are any good at coaching… normal people, mind.”
💬 Thoughts on juicing?
Rhia: “I dun’t know what juicin’ means either, like… It’s not about cheeky bevs, innit?”
Melanie: “It means taking steroids and other performance enhancers, usually with severe side effects, to make more gains.”
Melanie: “I’m not your mum…”
Rhia: Cassy: Amy: “…”
Melanie: “… so I’m not telling anyone what to do.”
Rhia: Cassy: Amy: Ricardo: “…”
Melanie: “But I’d rather not grow a beard.”
Rhia: “Would you still love me, bach, if I had a beard, like?”
Melanie: “I wouldn’t test that out, if I were you, Kitty!”
Rhia: “Then no juicin’ for me either, innit!”
Amy: “Aye, a wee bit o’ optimisation is guid, but dinnae mess wi’ yer body ower much, ken?”
Cassy: “Erm… as for standard anabolic steroids, it’s fairly uncertain if these would do much of anything for us anyway.”🤔
Cassy: “Technically, most of us are naturally juiced, so to speak, and apparently building muscle despite a lack of androgens is very possible in our case.”😅
Cassy: “So for us it’s more or less a net negative, and I can’t say I’m in favour of steroid abuse in general.”
Amy: “Live the natty life, pal! Eat well, train hard, an’ be prood o’ yer achievements, even if ye aren’t the biggest lad or lassie in the gym, ken?”
Sandra: “Well said… surprisingly…”
Amy: “Ah can be eloquent, ye ken?”
Amy: “I can even speak clean standard English, if I want to!”
Amy: “But whaur’s the fun in that, eh?”
Sandra: “Anyway… I’m too old for any of that. I’m having trouble keeping my blood pressure and heart rate in the healthy range, so I don’t need anything that makes it worse.”
Sandra: “… on top of the job, the family, and the students…”
Azdael: “Well…”
Sandra: “We know that you don’t need it.”
Azdael: “I still want to rub it in, though…”
Azdael: “I don’t need ANY substances to RAPIDLY get REALLY big! Puny humans!”
Cassy: “Muooh… Azdy-chan… be nice to the audience!” 😠
Yuki: “Mum says I’m way beyond the point where standard steroids could help me, so I’ve never even considered it.”
Fiona: “Whit a flex, sugar…”
Yuki: “Huh?” 🤔
Fiona: “As fer masel… baith ma maws would kill me, so they wid. Ah’m no’ judgin’ onybody else, though.”
Ciri: “As the girl in the group that doesn’t want to get big, this would obviously be a lose-lose for me, mind. But I dun’t care what you do with your own body either, like.”
Mio: “But I do! Because some o’ these mwlsyns end up in me care! Dun’t do drugs, kids. Even if they give you sexy abs, y twpsyn!”
Mio: “Something better to keep me awake durin’ night shifts would be lush, though… Get your mum on the task, Yuki, mun!”
💬 What are your thoughts about going all natural? Such as no shaving.
Cassy: “Uhhm… I’m not wearing that much makeup, but I don’t want to live without my pink highlights.” 😳
Cassy: “And… not shaving isn’t my style either.” 😣
Melanie: “My makeup is non-negotiable… it’s part of my identity after all. I’d keep it on overnight, if it didn’t smear.”
Melanie: “…and I like it smooth…”
Amy: “Ah’m a simple lass. Ah might grow a landin’ strip or an arrow to guide folk tae the target, ken!” 💙
Rhia: “I’d grow me hair out, if Melly let me, mind…”
Melanie: “I’m not stopping you… if you don’t want my tongue anywhere near these areas, go ahead.”
Rhia: “See? That’s blackmailin’, bach!”
Sandra: “The makeup I do wear is… important…”
Sandra: “And further information is confidential!”
Azdael: “I’m fine with whatever. If someone wants to work their way through some thick bush, they can have that.”
Mio: “No makeup’s a proper no, mun! But… I should grow me a bit o’ hair down there, like. Hidin’ the honey pot in some nice orange bush, mind!”
Ciri: “Ughhh… too much information, dwt!”
Mio: “Maybe for you. I’m sure plenty o’ folk would like to hear more, innit?”
Ciri: “… and… erm… no makeup, but also no pubes for me, thanks!”
Fiona: “Ah dinnae fash masel’ too much in general… but Ah need ma blonde tips, a wee bit o’ makeup an’ clean oxters fer the pure throwback Gyaru look, so Ah dae!” ❤️🔥
Yuki: “Uhm… so… that hair is white too… and I don’t like how that looks… makes me feel old.” 😖
💬 If you had to pick one of the girls to challenge in a strength competition, who would it be and what lift would you do?
Cassy: “Mhm… I’d pick Amy! Bench press — that’s where I have the best chance. Upper body’s my pride!” 💪😋
Amy: “Ye think ye can take me on the bench, lassie? Bring it on!”
Cassy: “I know the optimal arch and grip width and—”
Melanie: “…and still lose by 30 kilos.”
Cassy: “Mellyyyy!” 😢
Melanie: “Fine… I’ll pick Cassy. Weighted Pistol squats, or something. She’ll fall over before the thirties rep.”
Cassy: “Ehhh?! That’s so unfair, you cheating with that core control of yours!” 😤
Melanie: “It’s not cheating if it’s a strength competition, Cassy.”
Amy: “Ah’ll deadlift against ANYBODY in this room! Even the bloody demon! Pile ‘em on the bar fer aw Ah care!”
Rhia: “I dun’t think that’s how deadlifts work, mun.”
Amy: “Mair weight’s mair weight, ken?”
Rhia: “How about some hip thrusts, bach?”
Melanie: “That’s fair, my lower body can—”
Rhia: “…we’ll go in pairs, me on the bench, and Melly’s me—”
Cassy: “Rhi-Rhi.” 😡
Sandra: “Logically, I should challenge someone within my own age and weight class. As none of you qualify, I’ll pick Melanie for an overhead press. Slow tempo, strict form — none of this cowboy nonsense.”
Melanie: “…why am I being volunteered for everything today?”
Azdael: “I challenge all of you. Squat. The lift is me. Sitting on you. Who lasts longest wins.”
Cassy: “Th-that’s not a lift!” 😳
Azdael: “It is for me.”
Ciri: “I dun’t lift, mun. I dun’t have a chance against anyone in any of this… and that’s a good thing, mind.”
Fiona: “Ye’d win if ye lifted somethin’ wi’ yer—”
Ciri: “No, thank you!”
Fiona: “Ah’ll pick Mini fer deadlifts. The wee bugger’s a real challenge!”
Mio: “Fine by me, like! I dun’t plan on makin’ it easy for you, Wee-Fi!”
Fiona: “Pure grand! Winner’s on top later, ken!”
Mio: “Deal!”
Yuki: “On top for what?” 🤔
Mio: “You know, dun’t you, mun?”
Yuki: “Ehhh?” 😳
Yuki: “Does no one want to challenge me?” 🥲
Ciri: “Not much of a challenge, innit?”
Yuki: “And if I overhead press and you can deadlift?”
Fiona: “Ah’ll take you up on tha’ yin, sugar!” ❤️🔥
Yuki: “Awesome!” 🩵😊
💬 Have you ever tried to test your power limits?
Amy: “Aye? O’ course Ah have!”
Cassy: “Erm… well I know my various limits for one-rep max lifts.” 😘
Melanie: “Arms: No. Legs: Yes.”
Rhia: “I dun’t fancy them weights for trainin’ much, mind. So I haven’t got any numbers, mun.”
Sandra: “In my youth… yes. But now I’m not lifting too heavy anymore… risk for injury gets too high.”
Azdael: “Not really, but I’m stronger than all these chumps here!”
Ciri: “No… I really dun’t care, like.”
Mio: “I like pushin’ me limits, mind. But I like doin’ more interestin’ stuff than just chuckin’ heavy weights around, mun.”
Fiona: “Ah like usin’ ma maw’s machines… they are mair than enough fer me, so they are!”
Yuki: “Well… they aren’t quite enough for me anymore.” 😖
💬 Can you princess carry a Cassy? If you can, what about two Cassies?
Azdael: “Of course I could… more than two.”
Ricardo: “Me on the other hand… not a chance…”
Amy: “Ye can hae a go wi’ masel, if ye fancy, pal!” 💙
Amy: “An’… nae bother. Ah could heft twa, but wouldnae get ower far wi’ ‘em, mind.”
Melanie: “I can lift the weight, but she’s fairly unwieldy, you know?”
Cassy: “Muooh… you are just too small, Melly!” 😤
Siggy: “I’ve tried… lifting works, but that’s about it…”
Cassy: “We can also practice anytime you want, Siggy!” 💖
Sandra: “I’m not sure. How much do you weigh exactly, Miss Kanayama?”
Cassy: “Uhhhhm… not that much.” 😳👉👈
Amy: “She’s heavier than masel, easily mair than 150 kilos, so she is!”
Cassy: “That… that’s… not too much…”
Sandra: “A little too much for me, though.”
Cassy: “Uuuuhh…”
Rhia: “I can cart three Mellys aboot, mind!”
Cassy: “Three? How?”
Rhia: “It’s proper obvious, innit, mun? One on each arm, an’—”
Melanie: “We don’t need further details…”
Amy: “Aye, Ah ken whaur she’s gaun wi’ tha’.”
Yuki: “Sure. I can carry my mum twice, with ease!” 💪😏
Ciri: “I can’t… too much weight, and that’s fine with me, like.”
Fiona: “Ah reckon Ah could cairry two o’ ‘em aroond fer a guid wee while, ken.”
Mio: “Well… the weight isn’t much o’ an issue, mun, but—”
Fiona: “Ye’re juist ower wee, Mini!”
Mio: “Or maybe she’s just too mawr, mind! Y twpsyn!”
New 💬 If you had to pick one combat sport to become a pro in, which one would you pick and why?
Cassy: “Well… I’m pretty good at Kanayama-Ryu, which counts as Judo according to Dad.” 😉
Melanie: “I don’t think I want to do any contact sports… but Capoeira looks cool, at least…”
Amy: “Ah cannae say airm-wrestlin’ again, eh? Ony ither sport wi’ a guid bit o’ skin contact’ll dae!” 💙
Rhia: “I like me skin contact, too, mind! But I already have me favourite sparrin’ partner, innit, bach?”
Azdael: “That’s my favourite ‘combat’ sport, too!”
Cassy: “Rhi-Rhi, Azdy-chan… take this more seriously, OK?” 😓
Sandra: “I’m inclined to agree with Miss Kanayama here…”
Sandra: “As for me… I’m not interested in picking up any sports with a high risk of injury at my age anymore.”
Yuki: “I’ll make Kanayama-Ryu world famous!” 💪😏
Ciri: “Are you even allowed to compete in anything, mun?”
Yuki: “Ermmm… nooo… usually not.” 😓👉👈
Mio: “Rough we’ve got it, dun’t we, mun?”
Fiona: “Ah’m ower cerebral fer combat sports, ken.”
Ciri: “Oh, please…”
Fiona: “Alricht… Ah cannae choose, an’ we’ve had aw the sex jokes already…”
Fiona: “Whit aboot ye, sugar?”
Ciri: “Mishima-style karate.”
Mio: “That’s from a video game, that, me dear chwaer.”
Ciri: “I’ve been practising my IRL EWGFs either way, dwt!”
Spicy (5)
💬 What is your favourite type of underwear?
Cassy: “Cute panties, with cute prints…” 👉👈😳
Melanie: “Everything I wear turns into a thong anyway…”
Amy: Rhia: Azdael: “None!”
Cassy: “All three of you?!” 😳
Melanie: “Who could have known, I wonder?”
Sandra: “Kein Kommentar…”
Azdael: “One second…”
Sandra: “Why are you touching me forehead?”
Azdael: “It’s lace-trimmed white panties. Trust me!”
💬 Sesbian lex?
Amy: “Aye!”
Cassy: “Want to elaborate?” 🤔
Amy: “Nae!”
Rhia: “Are we talkin’ about another video game or somethin’, bach?”
Melanie: “No… they want to know if you are into girls.”
Rhia: “O’ course! There’s plenty o’ evidence around, innit?”
Melanie: (blush) “…“
Rhia: “Lotta guys are a bit miffed about me big girl down there, mind.”
Melanie: “Well, I’m only into girls, sorry guys! You’re cool in other ways though.”
Rhia: “She’s not missin’ out on anythin’ with me, like!”
Melanie: “True. You even forget important birthdays and are whiny when we go shopping!”
Rhia: “You take foreeever to—”
Melanie: “See!”
Cassy: “Mhmmm… I prefer cute guys, but… uuuuh… I’ve fallen for sexy girls like Mel, Amy, Yuko-senpai…”
Amy: “… an’ many mair!”
Cassy: “That’s not true… only a few more…” 😳👉👈
Sandra: “I am 100% satisfied with my husband!”
Amy: “An’ whit aboot yer youth, if ye still remember?”
Sandra: “I do remember, thank you! But… kein Kommentar!”
Azdael: “I do not discriminate between the sheets.”
Azdael: “I drain everyone equally!”
Azdael: “Hey guys, what’s your take on this?”
Siggy: “Huh? We’re guys so…”
Azdael: “You like to watch, don’t you?”
Ricardo: “Who doesn’t? I mean… damnit…”
Azdael: “Perv!”
💬 Where is the freakiest place "you've done the deed"?
Cassy: “Ehhh?!? Do… do we really… do we answer this?!?” 😳
Cassy: “Mhmmm… erm… I guess… the shower… in a public bath… late in the evening, when we knew no one else was around…” 👉👈
Cassy: “And… and what about you Siggy?”
Siggy: “Well… what do you think? The shower… in a public bath… late in the evening…”
Cassy: “Oh… right… obviously…” 😳
Amy: “No’ an easy choice! How aboot… Sandra’s office.”
Sandra: “Was zum…?!? Wann soll… erm… When did this supposedly happen?”
Amy: “That’s a secret, ken? An’ you, Dr. Flößer?”
Sandra: “Ahem… I really shouldn’t answer this…”
Amy: “But?”
Sandra: “Probably… my office…”
Amy: “Pure class… Dr. Flößer!”
Sandra: “…”
Rhia: “I dun’t think Melly’s bed is ‘freaky’, like, but tha’s where most o’ me deed doin’ happened. Any bright ideas, bach?”
Melanie: “Why are you asking me?”
Rhia: “Oh—wait, I got one. You remember the story, when I ended up at tha’ anime convention, innit? There was a nice girl showin’ me around, like.”
Rhia: “We got along so well, we both needed… some privacy at the same time, mind!”
Rhia: “I was very excited, she was very impressed… and a proper mess, we made—”
Melanie: “We get the gist, Rhia!”
Melanie: “Seems I’m the most boring one… all I have to offer are beds and couches.”
Amy: “We cannae be sure yet. Whit aboot you, Ricky?”
Ricardo: “Me? You mean… well, I’d say… a solitary hut on Christmas night…”
Amy: “You… you mean… when we?”
Rhia: “We can pick tha’ too, Melly, innit?”
Melanie: “Shu–shut up, Kitty…”
Azdael: “What haven’t I done? Tell you what: You try to think of something and I’ll answer.”
Melanie: “In the throne room of a castle.”
Azdael: “Many times.”
Cassy: “On an aeroplane?”
Azdael: “Sure.”
Sandra: “In a classroom.”
Azdael: “Of course!”
Amy: “…durin’ a lecture!”
Azdael: (grin)
Amy: “Ah’m impressed, lassie!”
Rhia: “A lake in a forest at full moon, like.”
Azdael: “That’s almost always a little romantic.”
Siggy: “Erm… on a sinking pirate ship.”
Azdael: “Close… did that only once!”
Ricardo: “Well… I don’t have anything. So just: the back of a car.”
Azdael: “Erm… mhm… let me think… actually…”
Azdael: “No.”
Sandra: Melanie: Amy: Siggy: Ricardo: “What?!?”
Cassy: “Congrats, Ricky! You won!”
Rhia: “Proper tidy, mun!”
💬 Would you rather be an OF model, or a hub actress if it meant tripling your salary?
Sandra: “Neither. Next!”
Cassy: “Ehhh? Really? So dismissive?” 🤔
Cassy: “I’d make a good fitness model, I think… I got the tan and all! But… I’ve been in the theatre club in school, so I think doing some acting would be cool!” 😘
Melanie: “Cassy… the question wasn’t about normal acting and modelling, you know?”
Rhia: “What do they mean, then, bach? You dun’t need no hub to be an actress, innit?”
Amy: “They’re askin’ if ye’d be naughty in front o’ a camera tae make a few bawbees.”
Cassy: “Uuuuuh… I should read the questions more carefully…” 😳👉👈
Rhia: “We can make dosh doin’ tha’?”
Melanie: “Yeah… but then it’s for the whole world to see…”
Rhia: “Oh… I dun’t mind me friends watchin’, like…”
Cassy: “Ehhhh…” 😅
Melanie: Sandra: “…“
Amy: Azdael: (smirking)
Rhia: “… but the boy downstairs doesn’t need to know how well Melly can handle a large pole, does ‘e now?”
Melanie: “Uhghh…”
Melanie: “Well… I could argue that triple of Zero is still Zero. Ternary doesn’t pay us anything!”
Cassy: “To be fair… we spend all earnings on food and ‘business investments’… like cute clothes, new furniture, other equipment… your new fridge…”
Melanie: “Aaanyway… engaging with the premise.”
Melanie: “I… I could see myself posting some cute and sexy pictures of us.”
Cassy: “Really?” 😲
Sandra: “That’s unexpected, Ms. Cicchetti.”
Melanie: “Well… you know… like a lot of streamers are introverts in real life? Sometimes you have a desire to put yourself out there with a safety net in between? And… I’m quite happy with my body… and my partner.”
Melanie: “You can also do the face covering thing. I… find that pretty hot… and a way to be creative.”
Sandra: “That… does make sense, I have to admit.”
Melanie: “And we wouldn’t post anything explicit…”
Melanie: “… at least initially…”
Rhia: “Proper tidy that sounds, bach! Where are we signin’ up, like?”
Amy: “Ah dinnae mind havin’ some spicy pictures fer sale either. Gettin’ mair people intae muscle lassies is doin’ God’s work, ken?”
Amy: “An’ if ma partner’s up fer it, Ah can see maself daen it on camera, too!”
Sandra: “This is not unexpected at all… Ms. Reid.”
Amy: “Aye, Ah’m enjoyin’ ma body and dinnae mind others daen the same!”
Azdael: “Mhm… I have no use for money, nor do I have any… acquisition… issues. But I could probably use this to find especially eager… fans. Sign me up as well, Amy! You are good with that tech stuff and you can keep the money for all I care.”
Amy: “Already doon… the URL is █████/the-spicy-gyaru!”
Cassy: “Why do you have to have ‘gyaru’ in the name?” 😓
Azdael: “Branding consistency! Join now for 50% off and a clip of me and Amy smooching in your inbox!“
Cassy: “She’s good at this…” 😳
Sandra: “Kids these days…”
💬 At what age did you lose your virginity?
Azdael: “Hell if I remember… I have many powers and eidetic memory is not one of them!”
Sandra: “That’s private… but feel free to determine the latest possible point based on my son’s age. So you get at least a tiny bit of intellectual… stimulation out of this.”
Cassy: “Well… as you might have guessed… it was with Siggy…” 😳👉👈
Cassy: “…and… we were 18. It was really romantic… and Siggy was… erm… really… en-enthusiastic.” 🥰
Amy: “Ah was a wee bit younger than tha’. Had ma first time back hame.”
Melanie: “With a guy or a gal?”
Cassy: “Melly?” 😧
Amy: “Guid question! Twas a lass. Took a wee bit longer till the lads started bein’ honest aboot likin’ ma body an’ aw. Some thought we couldnae be pals nae mair… nothin’ wrang wi’ havin’ a friend zone wi’ benefits, ken?”
Melanie: “As for me… age 23, with Cassy!”
Cassy: “Ehhh?” 😳
Melanie: “What do you mean ‘Ehhh’? I told you!”
Cassy: “I… didn’t think you were serious… someone like you?”
Melanie: “A shy lesbian goth girl? Either way, I’m very happy with my short list of partners.”
Amy: “Aye… Ah’d say quality ower quantity, but there’s quite a bit o’ quantity recently, aye?”
Melanie: “Ughhh… but not wrong…”
Rhia: “I dun’t really remember, like…”
Melanie: “So much action, it all became a blur, huh?”
Rhia: “Quite the opposite, bach! Our first time… I remember like it was yesterday, mind! I also remember the girl at the Expo… but before tha’… must’ve been a while, like.”
Rhia: “We’re not so fussed about birthdays, age, bein’ an adult an’ all tha’ back home… you just live your life, innit!”
Rhia: “Well… me most important first time was wi’ Melly… I’m sure I won’t ever forget tha’ one!” 💛
Melanie: “…” 🖤
Cassy: “Rhi-Rhi, you can be so romantic if you try.” 😳
Hypotheticals (18)
💬 Do you girls ever have 'what if…' moments? What do you daydream about?
Cassy: “I sure do! What if I fully understood our condition? Could that help others achieve the same result? Would that even help anyone?” 🤔
Cassy: “Either way… that’s why I’m studying hard. So I can maybe find answers to those questions!” 😊
Amy: “Whit if Ah could actually haud mah drink? Ah’d be unstoppable, pal!”
Amy: “Nae, Ah’m only jokin’. Ah’ve learned no’ tae fash masel’ ower things too much. Ye only live once, so there’s nae point greetin’ ower spilt milk, ken?”
Rhia: “What if you all had fluffy tails an’ ears, like? You’d be so much happier, mun. Trust me on that, mind.”
Rhia: “Go on then, bach. Wha’s yours?”
Melanie: “What if I could have a quiet evening with a good book again?”
Melanie: “But also… what if I had a family, what would our kids look like?”
Rhia: “Melly? Why, why you lookin’ at me like that? I’ll spend an evenin’ with Amy if you fancy a quiet readin’ night, like… got plenty o’ books under our bed for inspiration.”
Melanie: “Ughhh…”
Rhia: “…hope they’ll have tails an’ all…”
Sandra: “Where to start?”
Sandra: “What if students had better time management and didn’t finish assignments past the due date? What if people took IT-Security seriously? What if Schatzi could remember his doctor appointments? What if he made them himself?… One can only dream.”
Sandra: “And what if a certain student had listened to her professor’s advice?”
Amy: “Ye’d hae tae be less o’ a stick-in-the-mud fer that, auld yin! An’ Ah juist like gettin’ mah haunds dirty.”
Azdael: “What if you humans had fewer weird kinks? Seriously… the things some people are into! But wait… that might get really stale after a hundred years and I would have never found my own fetish. Ah… it’s not all bad, I suppose.”
Cassy: “Oh… what if I could read minds like Azdy-chan? Wouldn’t that be cool!” 😁
Azdael: “Be careful what you wish for, Missy…”
💬 If you could swap bodies with anyone in your group for a day, who would you choose?
Cassy: “Sandra!”
Sandra: ”???”
Cassy: “And then go on a shopping trip and buy fitting clothes!”
Sandra: “That might be more of a style change than I’d be up for.”
Melanie: “Uhhhm… no idea… being lazy and getting pampered all day sounds great, so… maybe Rhia?”
Rhia: “But if you’re me, who’s doin’ all the pamperin’ then, like? Didn’t think tha’ through, did you?”
Melanie: “You have a point, so from tomorrow on… ah… who am I kidding, I couldn’t…”
Rhia: “Tidy! I’ll make it up to you in the evenin’s, mind.” 💛
Rhia: “I’d like to be Ricky for a bit.”
Cassy: “Ri-Ricky, but why? That wasn’t on my bingo card!”
Ricardo: “Hey!”
Rhia: “Lookin’ in on the chaos from the outside… must be proper mad, innit?!”
Ricardo: “Erm… well…”
Amy: “The lassie’s not wrong’! An’ Ah’d love tae have a huge cock fer a whole day, so Ah’ll take her body, cheers!”
Melanie: “Figures…”
Sandra: “Ah… to be young again… so anyone but Rhia, I suppose?”
Rhia: “Are you sayin’ I’m old, mun?”
Sandra: “Not old… but also not young anymore.”
Rhia: “Ahhh… but… erm…”
Melanie: “Aww… don’t let it get to you, Kitty. You are still a fox cub in spirit.”
Azdael: “Eh… I can already look like I want, why would I want to be someone else?”
Siggy: “Then I’d like to be Azdael, so I could be anyone else, too!”
Ricardo: “Can I also pick her? That seems like the safest choice…”
Azdael: “Hah. Smart boys! Who would have thought I’d be so popular… well, me actually!”
Cassy: “One girl’s not enough for you, huh, Siggy?” 😤
Melanie: “Little greedy, don’t you think, guys?”
Amy: “Pure cheeky, lads!”
💬 If you were given the ability to change the world once, what would you change?
Amy: “Ban briefs!”
Rhia: “…an’ fluffy ears an’ tails for everyone, like!”
Sandra: “Make people pick safe passwords and activate 2FA…”
Melanie: “Erm… standard size pants for wide hips and thin waists?”
Rhia: “But I like watchin’ you struggle wi’ your pants every now and then, bach!”
Cassy: “Make all the girls big and strong an’ all the guys cute and small, so more couples can be like… uuuh…” 😳
Amy: “Like ye and Siggy?”
Cassy: “Ermmm… maybe…” 👉👈
Siggy: “I… I second Cassy’s wish…”
Cassy: “Ehhhh?!?” 😳
Azdael: “Don’t care much about your human affairs, but I’d appreciate it if no one had weird fetishes.”
Melanie: “Coming from you?”
Azdael: “Of course, only Azdael approved kinks, please!”
Ricardo: “How about… having a world where everyone only has to do what their heart desires?”
Sandra: “Sounds great, and what does your heart desire?”
Ricardo: “Right now… tackling my video game backlog!”
Cassy: “You kinda fumbled it with that one, Ricky!” 😅
💬 If you could swap a body part with another one of the girls, what would you pick?
Cassy: “Mhmmm… Rhi-Rhi’s fluffy tail! Imagine it wagging every time I see something cute!” 😍💖
Rhia: “It’s not just waggin’, mun! It’s expressin’! An’ you’d knock people flat wi’ it, graceful as you are, like!”
Cassy: “A small price to pay!” 😤
Amy: “Rhia’s cock. Next.”
Cassy: “That was… immediate.” 😳
Amy: “Ah ken whit Ah want, pal! Life’s too short tae dither!”
Melanie: “Amy’s arms. Those biceps… the vascularity… the definition…”
Melanie: “Imagine them in a fitted blazer with rolled-up sleeves…”
Amy: “Oi, ye’re droolin’, Mel.”
Melanie: “I’m merely appreciating the aesthetic.”
Rhia: “Melly’s bum, innit. Proper cushiony, like. Built for sittin’ an’ cwtches!”
Melanie: “It’s built for not fitting through turnstiles, Rhia.”
Rhia: “See? We’d get stuck together, bach! Tidy!” 💛
Melanie: “That’s not the selling point you think it is…”
Sandra: “Anyone’s knees. Preferably from someone under thirty.”
Cassy: “That’s so… practical, Sandra.” 😅
Sandra: “You’ll appreciate healthy cartilage one day, Mäderl. Mark my words.”
Azdael: “Why would I swap? I can just copy whatever I want.”
Cassy: “Come on, just pick one!”
Azdael: “Ugh, fine… Cassy’s ahoge. Mine is technically a copy, and I’ve always wondered if the original bounces better.”
Cassy: “It totally does!” 😏💖
Azdael: “Tch…”
💬 Would you take muscle-enhancing supplements if the side effect was slowly growing a penis — or in Rhia's case, getting taller? Or would you stay natural?
Cassy: “Well… Senpai and I accidentally made something similar once. That was… interesting… but also quite nerve-wracking.” 😓
Cassy: “I also like short skirts and am not as bold as Rhia, so I’d stay natural.” 😳
Melanie: “Is that just a veiled ‘Do you want to have a dick’ question? Before I met Rhia, I totally would have considered, but now…”
Melanie: (blushes) “I kinda like it how it is…”
Melanie: (nosebleed) “But a temporary one for some extra spice every now and then…”
Rhia: “Huh?!?”
Amy: “Tough choice. Do Ah want one aw the time?”
Amy: “Fer sure! Mair muscle an’ another tool in the box? Sounds braw!”
Amy: “Ah dinnae want tae grow it slowly though, ken?”
Rhia: “How much taller? I don’t mind bein’ the tallest one wi’out the ears, like, but if I get too big for Melly… then definitely not, mind!”
Sandra: “I’ve been training all natural for over 30 years, I’m not changing now, nor do I have any desire for more muscle or… other extras.”
Sandra: “But if I had that option back in the day… I wonder…”
Azdael: “I am above these restrictions! But putting myself in your human shoes… would I want a dick to get buff? Nah, having a dick all the time kinda stinks!”
Rhia: “Oi!”
Siggy: “Rude…”
Ricardo: “Seriously… a bit more empathy please.”
Azdael: “Oh, sorry guys. If I ever visit you at night, I’ll put on an extra huge one just for you!”
Ricardo: “That… wasn’t the issue at all!”
💬 Would you rather be a fox folk like Rhia or be a demon like Azdael?
Azdael: “What do you think, Mr. question guy? I’d obviously love to just be a fox girl, instead of a shape-shifting, powerful demon!”
Rhia: “O’ course you would, mun! ‘Cuz then you’d ‘ave the best an’ cutest girlfriend in the world, innit?”
Melanie: “Awww…” 🖤
Rhia: “…An’ she’d lovingly give you hugs, belly rubs, headpats an’ take great care o’ your other big girls… the round ones an’ the long one, mind! An’ tha’s before we talk about the extra lush—”
Melanie: “I think we got into more than enough detail…”
Melanie: “I’d still prefer to be a fox girl… the ears and tail are just so cute… and we’d match even better!” 🖤
Sandra: “Well… you could just transform into a fox girl if you felt like it with Ms. Azdael’s demon abilities.”
Sandra: “Even disregarding that… flying, seemingly no real need for sleep — those seem like huge boons. Only the method of ‘recovery’ seems a bit… you know…”
Amy: “Tha’s the best part, no’? Daen it wi’ yer bonnie tae fuel yer body? Absolutely pure dead brilliant, so it is!”
Cassy: “Azdy-chan’s abilities are cool, but I’d like to be as cute as Rhi-Rhi… and her home sounds super nice, I’d love to live there!” 😁
Azdael: “A tie, eh? Guys… be useful!”
Ricardo: “I’d like to be a demon then.”
Ricardo: “You know what to pick, don’t you!”
Siggy: “Of course!”
Siggy: “Well, I’d like to be a fox girl… erm… folk, I mean.”
Azdael: “Tchh… LAME!!!”
Rhia: “How about some pettin’ to change your mind, Ricky?”
Melanie: “I don’t think having him pet you will change anything.”
Rhia: “I was thinkin’ o’ offerin’ me special pettin’ programme, like. You know the one, bach.”
Melanie: “How about… no, Kitty!”
Rhia: “Proper lame… innit…”
💬 $1 million/year if you spend 3 months Rhia-sized down there. Rhia, you lose yours for those months instead. Would you do it?
Amy: “Ye’re tellin’ me Ah could have a massive todger 3 months oot o’ the year an’ get rich aff it? Sign me up!”
Rhia: “I’d miss me full package, innit? If Melly’s not too bothered by me lack o’ extra firepower, I’d do it for the money, mind.”
Melanie: “Well… as we’ve already established… I have my futa fantasies. Maybe that’s a little too big, but still a no-brainer for 1 million…”
Amy: “Ye can juist sync it an’ switch roles fer a quarter… oor — even better — slightly offset it an’ get aw the permutations! Ah’m gettin’ a wee bit jealous juist thinkin’ aboot it, lassies!”
Melanie: “That… sounds like a plan…”
Rhia: “Can we make this happen, mun?! I’d love to know wha’ Melly would do, mind!”
Cassy: “Ehhhh…” 😅
Cassy: “I… I think I just like my short skirts too much, and I don’t think Siggy’s too much into it either, so I’ll just stick to two legs for the whole year.” 😆
Sandra: “I am not even entertaining an idea like this… anymore.”
Amy: “Anymair, aye?”
Sandra: “I was young and adventurous once, if you can imagine.”
Amy: “Ah really cannae, auld hen.”
Sandra: *sigh*
Azdael: “Doesn’t apply to me. I’ll say having a HUGE schlong and firing the mayonnaise cannon can be pretty fun every now and then. But… having those watermelons between your legs all the time seems pretty annoying. I don’t know how you deal with this, Rhia.”
Rhia: “They’ve been this big most o’ me life, mun. I dun’t see the issue. The real enemy is dress codes, mind!”
💬 How do you think your life would have gone if you weren't buff? And for Rhia: what if your "member" was only slightly above average?
Sandra: “Much the same, I suppose. I only got serious about fitness in my twenties.”
Sandra: “However, I’d get fewer students asking for an A if they can beat me in pull-ups, running, or whatever else…”
Cassy: “Mhm… for me, it would be pretty different, actually.” 🤔
Cassy: “I was a bit of a couch potato before I hit puberty, and my initial gains fuelled my interest in fitness and my current academic path.”
Cassy: “I’m not sure what I might have done instead… I only know what I didn’t want to become back then.” 😅
Melanie: “Don’t want to think about it… might have had a rougher childhood for a few more years. On the plus side, no one would have pestered me about competing.”
Melanie: “My other interests are largely unaffected, though. I could still see myself studying the exact same thing.”
Amy: “Ah cannae even begin tae imagine… using ma muscles is part o’ ma identity! Ah wouldnae be intae airm wrestling fer sure! And bein’ only able to gie weak hugs would be a shame, aye?”
Amy: “Maybe Ah’d be less popular wi’ the lasses, but more so wi’ the lads?”
Rhia: “Dun’t think the muscles really change anythin’ for me, plenty other strong folk back home anyway, mind.”
Rhia: “Would you still love me, were me girl just average, bach?”
Melanie: “Of course, Kitty!” 🖤
Melanie: “Erm… I mean… it’s a plus… a huge plus so to say… but not the reason…”
Rhia: “I know, bach! Proper tidy hearin’ it, innit?”💛
Azdael: “I’ve not been buff for a looong time, so exactly the same.”
Azdael: “But it is pretty sweet, I’m having a lot of fun with my muscle form to say the least!”
Ciri: “Well… Dun’t think any of my interests are really muscle mass dependent, so there’s that.”
Ciri: “I dun’t want to be huge, like, but having normal thighs and no visible abs? That would kinda suck, mun!”
Fiona: “Ah’m ma maw’s daughter, ye ken?”
Ciri: “Are you now, innit?”
Fiona: “Shush… cannae imagine not liftin’, is what Ah’ve been gettin’ at.”
Fiona: “Ah’d still like some braw linear algebra an’ functional transformations, aye!”
Yuki: “Mhmm… what would I do with my time without all this time training?” 🤔
Yuki: “I’d dedicate more time to cosplaying, maybe? Would also be a lot easier and cheaper if I were smaller!” 😔
Yuki: “But I love being able to flex out of an outfit!” 🔥🩵
💬 Ciri, Fiona and Yuki, imagine you wake up as the unquestioned leader of Earth. What is your first order/command?
Yuki: “Be excellent to each other!” ☺️
Yuki: “…or else!” 💪😏🩵
Fiona: “Ah’d say lots of folk would be intae tha’, ken?”
Fiona: “How aboot: Take a statistics an’ calculus 101 course, if ye havenae done so.”
Ciri: “What kind of cruel dictator are you, mun?”
Fiona: “Maths is important, sugar!”
Ciri: “Don’t have an idea, like! Read a tidy book for once? Or wait… I mandate 10k steps a day for everyone without a valid excuse!”
💬 Would you have a one-night stand with a futa for 1 million dollars?
Azdael: “Hah! No sane person would pay me for that!”
Amy: “Aye, me neither. No’ that Ah’d reject free siller though.”
Melanie: “Well… erm… we know the answer for the general act, I suppose. Currently not with a stranger obviously, but I think Cassy and Amy would be fine, right?”
Rhia: “There’s someone on me mind I’d love to have futa sex with, innit!”
Melanie: (pout) “And who would that be, if I may ask?”
Rhia: “You o’ course, bach! We’ve got to get some o’ these pills, like. I’m dyin’ to know how you’d act!”
Melanie: (blush) “…“
Sandra: “I’m happily married. So no one-night stands with anyone of any gender or any… configuration… for any amount of money.”
Sandra: “If I could body change Schatzi for a night though, he’d be up for it. I wonder if someone would want to research something like this in the future.”
Rhia: “I heard that, mind!”
Amy: “Ye heard what? Whit did the auld hen whisper?”
Sandra: “Nothing at all!”
Cassy: “Ermm… I’m the only one left, huh?” 😓
Cassy: “I… I mean… if it’s with Melly, or Amy. Maybe even Rhi-Rhi. That would be fine for 1 million, right?” 😳👉👈
Rhia: “These answers were a bit borin’, innit?”
Amy: “Aye! Would you dae it wi’ Cassy, if she had a big todger fer a night, Siggy?”
Siggy: “Huh? Me… why would you ask me?”
Amy: “It’s interestin’ tae ken, pal!”
Siggy: “She’s… she’s still Cassy, so… yes.”
Rhia: “Tidy, mun! An’ how about you, Ricky? Would you do it with me for a big load… load o’ cash, that is?”
Melanie: (glare) “…“
Ricardo: “Ahem… you’re my beloved cousin’s girlfriend!”
Rhia: “Tryin’ to dodge the question, are we, mun? How about Amy then?”
Ricardo: “Erm… well… you see… I’m not really into dicks. But for 1 million and with Amy?”
Ricardo: “Ahhh… that’s a tough question. Probably.”
Fiona: “Dae Ah get the money if Ah already did that?”
Ciri: “I’d be owed money, too.”
Yuki: “Re-really?” 😳
Ciri: “Yes, mun… you remember, don’t you?”
Yuki: “Oh! You mean our threesome!” ☺️🩵
Yuki: “In that case, I’m a millionaire, too!” 😉
💬 If your build changed to match one of the other girls for a day, how would you react?
Cassy: “If I were as short as Melly, I could experience the world from a completely different perspective!” 😆
Melanie: “I’m not that short…”
Melanie: “If I had Amy’s physique… I’d try to walk around on my arms all day.”
Amy: “An’ if Ah had Rhia’s… perks… ye ken whit I’d dae aw day, aye?”
Rhia: “Give the bonus equipment a tidy test run, innit?”
Rhia: “What would I do with Cassy’s build? No idea, mun!”
Cassy: “Muoooh… be more creative, Rhi-Rhi!” 😤
Rhia: “But you’re just a tad taller than me, like… Oh, I could dust off the tops o’ all the shelves and wardrobes!”
Melanie: “That sounds like a great idea, Cassy! Doesn’t it?”
Cassy: “Ehhhh… how about… now in a minute!” 😅
Melanie: “Ughhh…”
Rhia: “Proper tidy, mun!” 💛
💬 If you all had to share one big enough apartment, would you prefer one large shared bedroom, individual bedrooms, or a mix of both?
Cassy: “Well… three of us already live together.” 😆
Cassy: “But… I’m glad I have my own bedroom. I need more quiet at night than Melanie and Rhi-Rhi can offer…”
Cassy: “…and there’s Siggy, too…” 😳
Melanie: “Well, usually I’d say I want an individual bedroom, but…”
Rhia: “… a sly vixen snuck into her bed, innit!”
Melanie: “So… yeah… but one bed per room and one additional person is enough.”
Amy: “Ah’m livin’ in ma ain flat, but wouldnae mind sharin’ a single bedroom. Ah say one giant bed fer awbody sounds pure dead brilliant!”
Rhia: “Makes it proper easy to find someone for cuddlin’, mind!”
Cassy: “I don’t think that would lead to particularly healthy and restful sleep…” 😅
Melanie: “I agree…”
💬 And where in the world would you want the place to be?
Cassy: “Mhhm… where would all of us live?” 🤔
Cassy: “How about Sweden? Pretty landscape, good standards of living, good infrastructure, good edu—”
Melanie: “TOO COLD! I’d rather live all year in Sicily.”
Amy: “TAE HOT! Movin’ tae the Highlands is the richt call!”
Rhia: “The weather was no good for me fur, when we spent a couple o’ days there, mind. How about me place in Wales?”
Cassy: “Maybe a bit too… remote?” 😅
Cassy: “I also wouldn’t mind living in Japan. We could just pick a place that’s not too hot or too cold, not too dry or too wet… sounds good?” 😘
Amy: “Ah speak nae single word o’ Japanese, lassie! An’ Ah’m nae sure they’d understand ma English, either.”
Cassy: “Seems like we’ll just stay where we are.” 😉
💬 What do you do if you get a fever?
Siggy: “Not much… last time I was sick, the girls rushed to my place to take care of me…”
Ricardo: “Oh… getting pampered by pretty girls. That sounds terrible!”
Siggy: “Cou-could be worse…”
Amy: “Ah’ll pamper ye tae, if ye get sick, Ricky!”
Cassy: “I also just stay in bed and leave everything to Melly and Siggy!” ☺️
Melanie: “Is that how it is, huh?”
Cassy: “Not that I could stop you, even if I wanted!” 😘💞
Melanie: “That’s… Ughhh…”
Amy: “Ah dinnae get sick much… havnae been under the weather in a guid while. Ah used tae juist push through in the past.”
Sandra: “Terrible idea, Ms. Reid… get rest, drink plenty, eat lightly, and do light exercise — by normal people’s standards, I might add — at best! And be careful with any actual cooling!”
Melanie: “Sandra knows what’s up! Also, nothing better than a bowl of pastina in brodo, or some stracciatella alla romana if you need somethin’ a bit heartier!”
Amy: “Aye, sounds braw! Ah’ll let ye handle it next time Ah’m laid up, so Ah will.”
Rhia: “When I’m feelin’ ill, I’ll curl up on the couch an’ take a nap ‘til Melly starts pettin’ me an’ bringin’ me some lush treats!”
Melanie: “Am I everyone’s mamma?”
Cassy: “Pretty much!” 😁💖
Amy: “Aye!”💙
Rhia: “O’ course, bach!”💛
Ricardo: “If the glove fits, cousin.”
Melanie: “Ughhh… you guys… suck.” 🖤
Mio: “As a proper health professional, I—”
Ciri: “just feed people mamma’s food!”
Mio: “At least I can cook it, innit, me chwaer? And you’ve not done any complainin’, mind!”
Ciri: “Ughhh… can’t deny that, like…”
Fiona: “Ah juist stay in bed… but Ah dinnae mind warkin’ up a guid sweat while Ah’m in there!” ❤️🔥
Yuki: “Uhhm… that doesn’t sound… healthy.” 😳
Yuki: “I just rest, drink a lot… and get some treats from mum and dad!” 😊
Fiona: “Were ye a wee bairn last time ye were sick?”
Yuki: “I wish… why? I just like sugar when I’m feeling bad…” 🤤
💬 Where would you like to live, if you could live anywhere in the world?
This question has been pretty much answered by the “Core Four” already, so feel free to check that out here
This primarily contains the perspective of the other characters.
Azdael: “In this world? That may surprise you… NOWHERE!!!”
Azdael: “I’m quite happy with my living arrangements in the demon realm… but any further information is highly confidential… before you ask further, little wannabe magician girl…”
Melanie: “I didn’t intend to…”
Melanie: “… damnit…”
Siggy: “Well… I’m technically nobility, you know?”
Siggy: “But all we have left is some run-down property; I’d like to be able to whip that back into shape at some point, though.”
Cassy: “I can’t wait to get started with this!” 😘💞
Siggy: “I’d never expect you to… but thanks.”
Ricardo: “I’ll probably just move back to Italy…”
Ricardo: “Moving here was eye-opening. The climate, weather, and food are just soo much better!”
Melanie: “You’re not wrong… you can get better pizza on almost every street corner than anywhere in this whole country…”
Amy: “Aye, aye! Enough o’ that food snobbery, ye two!”
Sandra: “I am considering moving back to Austria after retirement.”
Rhia: “Proper borin’ preference tha’ is, innit?”
Sandra: “Well… I wouldn’t mind living on some nice island either… it only needs to be near the equator, not too far from the mainland. Have varied enough topography and a healthy sea climate. Oh and… good infrastructure and health care.”
Amy: “An’ whaur micht that be exactly, auld hen?”
Sandra: “If I knew, I’d already be living there…”
Yuki: “Japan, of course! Should be really easy. We have family there and my Japanese is really good!” 😊
Ciri: “And you don’t think you stick out a little too much, Yuki?”
Yuki: “I’m sure enough people can appreciate my… perks.” 😉
Ciri: “Erm… I dun’t think I care too much about the ‘where’, like. The people are just much more important… and… I kinda like the people here…”
Yuki: “AWWW!” 🩵
Fiona: “Cheers, sugar!” ❤️🔥
Mio: “Even me, innit?”
Ciri: “Even you, dwt!”
Mio: “Well… if I had the choice, like, I’d go to wherever they’ve got the best health system, mun. Proper handy when I’m old, an’ even more handy now, when I work wi’in the system, mind!”
Fiona: “Ah’d bide in the Highlands fer nine months a year, then in Sicily fer another nine. An’ then back tae Scotland an’ so on.”
Mio: “Why nine o’ all options, mun?”
Fiona: “A year’s tae long, an’ so Ah can experience aw seasons in aw places over time, sugar!”
Ciri: “You’re keen on Scottish winters? You’re really sure about this, innit?”
Fiona: “Aye! Sure as a lass can be, so Ah am!”
💬 What's the weirdest fantasy/dream you had about anyone in the group?
Sandra: “I had a dream that Amy was a diligent student who made the best of her abilities, isn’t that weird?”
Amy: “An’ Ah’ve dreamt ye’re still naggin’ ma bairns like an auld, nae ancient hen!”
Sandra: “I just don’t like seeing talent wasted like this…”
Cassy: “I once dreamed that Siggy was big and muscular and I was just… normal…” 😣
Siggy: “Erm… would you like that?”
Cassy: “Mhmmm… no…” 😓
Cassy: “Would, would you?”
Siggy: “… No…”
Cassy: 😘💞
Ricardo: “Sorry, but I’ll keep my fantasies to myself, thank you.”
Rhia: “He’s dreamin’ o’ an orgy wi’ everyone, mun! I’m sure o’ it, innit!”
Melanie: “Not everyone!”
Ricardo: “Precisely!”
Cassy: “So Rhia was right? Minus Melly!” 😅
Ricardo: “I… I didn’t say that!”
Amy: “How aboot masel an’ ma bonnie lass next door, Ricky?”
Rhia: “I dun’t know, mun… I dun’t think any o’ me dreams are weird. What’s wrong wi’ imaginin’ everyone covered in me frostin’, like…”
Cassy: “Ewww… Rhi-Rhi…” 😨
Melanie: “It’s… not bad at all…”
Amy: “Aye, pure bliss, so it is!”
Sandra: “Unfassbar…”
Cassy: “What’s your weirdest fantasy, Melly?”
Melanie: “Ermm… next question, please!”
💬 If you could perform the fusion dance from Dragon Ball with one of the other girls, which one would you pick?
Cassy: “Muoooh! It has to be Sandra! My muscles AND her brain? Unstoppable!” 💪💖
Melanie: “I’d like to see how that result looks, to be honest.”
Sandra: “Even I’d be a little curious…”
Amy: “Cassy, nae questions asked, pal! ‘Cassmy’ wi’ airms like mountains, ken? Pure massive!”
Cassy: “Wait, I’d fuse with both of you?” 😨
Rhia: “Melly, obviously, mun! We’d be the most stunnin’ vixen in the multiverse, like!”
Melanie: “Fine. If I must merge with anyone, it’s my Kitty.” 🖤
Rhia: “Aww, bach!” 💛
Amy: “Aye, checks oot! Ye twa are joined at the hip already… especially durin’ the night, eh?”
Melanie: “…”
Sandra: “Must we…? Then Melanie, please. At least the fusion would still grade essays properly.”
Azdael: “Well… as you certainly remember, I’m already a fusion of not only two, but three girls!”
Azdael: “With my own demon charms thrown in to make it even better.”
Azdael: “And of course the best personality of the bunch… my own!”
Cassy: “But we did rub off on you a little, riiight?” 😏
Azdael: “Ughhh… no… maybe… a tiny bit.”
Ciri: “Mhm… if I fused with my sister, we might just turn into one of our mums, like. What do you think, dwt?”
Mio: “Probably… but which one, like?”
Mio: “Maybe we should give tha’ a whirl, me beloved chwaer!” 🧡
Yuki: “Mimi! Definitely Mimi! Maybe… we’d be normal-tall together?” 🩵
Mio: “Aww, sweet o’ you, big girl! But I’d just end up a regular giant, mun — not normal-tall, mind!”
Fiona: “Yuki, sugar! Imagine the height we’d hae! Nae mortal could compete, so they couldnae!” ❤️🔥
Fiona: “We could call oorselves Yuki-onna!”
Yuki: “Erm… I like the name, but two? At the same time? I… don’t think I’d fit anywhere…” 😖
New 💬 What would you say to your future children? And future girls, what would you want to say to your parents in their prime?
Sandra: “I told you being a brick artist is an unlikely career path.”
Rhia: “Wha’s a brick artist, Sandy?”
Sandra: “Someone building elaborate models with Legos.”
Cassy: “But that sounds awesome!” 😲
Sandra: “Not if you want a paycheck…”
Cassy: “Uhhhhm… I love and support you… maybe?” 🤔
Melanie: “That’s as generic as it gets, Cassy…”
Cassy: “Do you have anything better?” 😤
Melanie: “Use a recipe when cooking, don’t wing it… ever, right, Kitty?”
Rhia: “Erm… sure thing, bach…”
Melanie: “Don’t the results prove me right?”
Rhia: “They do, mind. But dun’t you have somethin’ more… inspirational, I s’pose, mun.”
Melanie: “Like?”
Rhia: “Be proud o’ your heritage, like…”
Sandra: “Not bad…”
Rhia: “Whether it’s hand gesturin’, fox ears an’ tail, or them great big balls o’ yours, innit?”
Melanie: “It was better with fewer details…”
Sandra: “Agreed…”
Amy: “Whit would Ah say tae ma future kids? The first hint tae findin’ ma secret stash is in a hidden cache in the locker o’ ma workshop!”
Cassy: “You have a secret stash? What’s in it?”
Amy: “Whit dae ye think, lassie?”
Mio: “A meal’s vegetarian if it dun’t have meat, mum! A meal that’s not only meat dun’t count, mind!”
Ciri: “That took her years to understand, like. Try some unusual pizzas, mamma!”
Mio: “Even with decades o’ preparation she won’t accept your pineapple, me chwaer!”
Fiona: “Maw, ye’ve got tae mak’ the hints fer yer stash mair difficult, or Gloria’ll find it, ken?”
Yuki: “Don’t forget to practice your Japanese regularly, because you were pretty rusty the first time we went…” 😖
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💬 You've met many other girls in the past year. What are your thoughts on the friends you made along the way?
Cassy: “Well, we all know Ily. Let’s start with her.”
Cassy: “I just randomly saw her in the mall and got so excited that I started pestering her.” 😓
Cassy: “But she was even nice enough to agree to come to the lab for some tests.”
Amy: “An’ how did tha’ go?”
Cassy: “Not too well. We didn’t have the equipment to properly evaluate physical performance.” 😅
Melanie: “That checks out… I remember our first training session…”
Amy: “Aye, but Ah cannae recall how it panned oot fer some reason…”
Cassy: “As if we didn’t finish that…” 🤔
Melanie: “Not that we’d have any issues, but it’s still reassuring to have her as office security.”
Rhia: “And she’s good at cookin’, too! Proper tidy, innit!”
Cassy: “And I should probably mention Yuko-senpai next!”
Cassy: “Can you imagine how excited I was? Another buff Gyaru at my university! And she’s soo smart!” 💖
Cassy: “We’ve been pretty busy lately, so didn’t have a chance to hang out in a while.” 🤔
Cassy: “But I still have my shopping trips with Stacy. Those are so much fun!”
Cassy: “She always picks out clothes that are too small for me… as if she’s doing it on purpose!” 😓
Cassy: “And Aryadne is my heart-ahoge sister! It’s pure magic when we get together!”
Amy: “Oh… tha’ episode…”
Rhia: “Don’t remind me, mun…”
Melanie: “OK, my time to gush a little.”
Melanie: “I love Cristina… it’s always nice to meet a fellow Italian!”
Cassy: “You two should show us around Italy!”
Melanie: “It’s a whole country, you know?”
Rhia: “We can start wi’ your parents’ house, bach.”
Rhia: “Let me meet your mum an’ dad, like.”
Melanie: “Why don’t we make a trip to Wales first? That’s way closer.”
Rhia: “But… erm… it’s hard to get there.”
Rhia: clears throat “Over rock an’ under tree, by caves where the sun don’t shine, by streams that never find the sea… you get the picture, bach.”
Melanie: “…“
Melanie: “Well, I also love the office ‘pets’ Lauren, Az, and my favourite buff kitty: Nera!”
Rhia: “Favourite kitty, eh?”
Melanie: “You’re my favourite vixen, Rhia. You don’t have to be jealous of every other girl with animal ears.”
Rhia: “I’m not… I like tha’ Char girl, mind. She’s a cheeky one!”
Cassy: “That might be an understatement.” 😅
Cassy: “And what about you, Amy? Who made an impression on you?”
Amy: “Ah have tae say Heidi is a lassie with GUTS!”
Amy: “An’ Ah’d love tae know Eris’s trick… jus’ growin’ an’ tearin’ yer claes apart… pure class!”
Melanie: “Did you ever get your clothes from Phillipa?”
Amy: “Aye, Ah did! Light as if Ah wis naked!”
Cassy: “Muoooh… Amy! That’s a waste of her talents!” 😤
Amy: “Talkin’ aboot waste o’ talent: Can ye believe Grace made me work at the ferm?”
Amy: “Ah could’ve fixed the machine, but nae… pet the piggy!”
Cassy: “But you said you loved Bessie!”
Amy: “Ah… Ah did…”
Amy: “But they worked me tae the bone that day! No’ exactly a cushy office job, that!”
Sandra: “I know the reason your job at the Daily Gyaru office is cushy.”
Sandra: “I met Rika… certainly the most normal and diligent person there.”
Cassy: “Hey!”
Melanie: “Rude…”
Amy: “But true.”
Sandra: “And I fondly remember our TTRPG session with Laura, she did an admirable job keeping everyone in check.”
Melanie: “Oh, that was fun!”
Rhia: “I got the finisher… loved it, like!”
Sandra: “Such a lovely and reasonable young lady.”
Azdael: “Yeah… she has no weird ideas at all!”
Cassy: “Huh?”
Azdael: “You’ll figure it out eventually.”
Azdael: “My turn, huh? I erm… ‘meet’ a lot of people and forget most of them, but that Sebas guy stuck in my mind. Pretends to just be some normal guy and then… sly bastard!”
Melanie: “Speaking of weird encounters, remember our trip to Burlinfort? I met a pretty buff girl in the magic shop once… looked totally out of place, but was apparently a regular.”
Melanie: “Don’t remember the name, but a sense of fashion like Amy…”
Cassy: “That’s Gina! She has a famous gym in the city. I met Akari-chan there and gave her a Gyaru makeover!” 😁
Cassy: “I think I did a great job and now I’m wearing that outfit all the time, too!”
Melanie: “You mean the pink camisole and skirt combo wasn’t originally yours?”
Cassy: “It was originally my idea, but Akari was the first to wear it!” 😉
💬 Can you tell us about a bad dream or nightmare you had?
Cassy: “Mhm… I self-tested some of our experimental compounds and I grew, and grew… till I was larger than the building… Yuko was so mad in that dream, I couldn’t look her in the eyes for a whole week in real life…” 😓
Melanie: “Getting chased by Pineapple-Pizza man.”
Rhia: “Who… who’s that, bach?”
Melanie: “What’s with those faces? You don’t know Pineapple-Pizza man?”
Amy: “Ah’m a messy sleeper an’ dinnae remember mah dreams at aw. Worst nightmare Ah can think o’ is havin’ tae wear a suit an’ briefs aw day!”
Rhia: “I had a dream where I got lost in town again, like, an’ Melly wasn’t around to save me.”
Melanie: “Awww, Kitty… I’ll always save my lost fox girl!”
Sandra: “I recently dreamt I was a minute late to a meeting… horrifying! My heart rate and blood pressure were elevated all morning.”
Cassy: “Ehhh…” 😅
Amy: “Priorities, aye?”
Azdael: “Erm… I don’t dream. Worst thing I can think of? Everyone wanting the same thing. I’ve been doing… this… for hundreds of years. Same up and down, every night, maybe multiple times?”
Azdael: “Can you even imagine? BOOORING!!!”
Amy: “If ye ever need some variety, Ah’m yer lassie fer everythin’… almost everythin’…” 💙
Yuki: “I dreamed I was in a beautiful, medieval fantasy world.”
Ciri: “The topic is bad dreams, Yuki…”
Yuki: “Muooh… a little patience, Cece! At first it looked great, but then I came across the Adventurer’s Guild, with a quest board filled with D to S-Rank quests, and then my stat screen popped up… and I realized…”
Yuki: “I’m dreaming of a generic isekai!!! I woke up immediately and was horrified!” 😱
Ciri: “I dreamt of spending a few nights back home and hearing my parents… all night…”
Ciri: “Wait… that actually happened, innit. Guess that’s my worst recent memory then, mind.”
Mio: “I was dreamin’ of a guy askin’ me, ‘can I be on top?’“
Yuki: “Ehhh?”
Ciri: “Ughhh…”
Mio: “I’m only kiddin’, mun… I’m fine with tha’, mind… every now an’ then…”
Mio: “I’m havin’ bad dreams about budget cuts, supply shortages, patients that think they know better… but tha’s just a normal work day, innit?”
Fiona: “Ah dreamt someone found the backdoor Ah added fer our current simulation project!”
Yuki: “Uhhhm… should we ask what kind of backdoor?” 😖
Fiona: “Ah’d tell ye anyway, sugar!” ❤️🔥
Fiona: “Ah’ve integrated some additional APIs an’ a few o’ mah own endpoints, so ye can use it fer remote cybersex! Wi’ the right equipment, ye’ll get feelin’, smell an aw!”
Yuki: “Uuhhhh… Ama-tan…” 😤
Ciri: “Kinda gross, Fi-Fi…”
Mio: “You girls aren’t honest, like… tha’ sounds LUSH!”
Fiona: “Aye, Mini over yonder kens whit’s guid!”
Mio: “Oi, Wee-Fi… dun’t try to be cheeky, y twpsyn!”
💬 What are your opinions of the fans?
Cassy: “I appreciate each and every Cassy Connoisseur!” 💖💞
Cassy: “I’m really happy that people not only took a liking to me, but also all the other girlies.”
Cassy: “I’ve also received many nice messages and absolutely nothing mean, or weird… not even dick pics!”
(*author’s note… and we’ll keep it that way, OK?)
Melanie: “Erm… well, having fans is really humbling to say the least. I’m like… not the most outgoing person, so fan reactions were really surprising.”
Melanie: “Or all those Melanie Maniacs considering me wife-material and such, or pulling me out of my shell so I can interact with so many other cute girls.”
Amy: “Weel, Ah’m pure happy there are lads an’ lassies oot there that appreciate a woman that’s mair than a handful, an’ enjoy mah accent! Even if they can barely make oot a word!” “
Amy: “Havin’ Amy Addicts that pair me up wi’ hot lassies like Kafka is a massive bonus, too! Ye ken who ye are, aye?”
Rhia: “I never expected so many men an’ women of culture to enjoy a vixen wi’ some pretty large extra bits, like.”
Rhia: “An’ a proper big thanks to the Rhia Rascals tha’ pushed to make me huge cannon canon, mind!”
Sandra: “What can I say? I appreciate that I was so well received that the original plan to throw me away as a character has been abandoned.”
Sandra: “As an older and less muscular and… more serious… woman, I may not have the same appeal as the other girls, so I’m grateful for each and every Sandra Supporter.”
Azdael: “I was also supposed to just be a one-time appearance. Can you believe that? What a stupid idea! I’m all the good features of the others wrapped up in a nice package and then some!”
Azdael: “Nevertheless… it’s nice to have my own group of Azdael Acolytes that come up with all these nice scenarios for me… because ternary’s imagination is lacking in that department.”
💬 Have you ever been to Finland? If you have, did you enjoy it?
Azdael: “I probably have been… but I don’t care too much about your human borders, so I’m not sure…”
Azdael: “I… visit… horny girls and guys wherever they are!”
Cassy: “Well, I know for certain that I have been to Finland! Many times actually.” 😉💞
Cassy: “Whenever I spent summers with my grandparents we made at least one trip to Finland, so it feels a bit like ‘home’, too.”
Melanie: “I have not! Just hearing Cassy talk about her experience gives me chills… and those are the stories from her summer vacations!”
Sandra: “I’ve been to Nordic countries several times. Conferences, guest lectures… lovely people. Very diligent and punctual… on average.”
Sandra: “I spent a sabbatical at a Finnish university actually.”
Amy: “Aren’t ye supposed tae… no’ dae yer usual job durin’ a sabbatical?”
Sandra: “I did extracurricular research.”
Melanie: “100% in character.”
Sandra: “I’ll choose to take that as a compliment.”
Amy: “Ah’ve no’ been over yonder, but love the wild, bonnie nature o’ the Highlands. Surely Ah’d love Finland an’ all!”
Amy: “Cassy, ye need tae take me there sooner than later, ken?”“
Cassy: “Sure thing, Amy!” 😁
Siggy: “I’ve spent a summer with Cassy at her grandparents’ place… and also Finland as a result.”
Amy: “Love bloomin’ early, aye?”
Cassy: “That was before we became… NOT a couple!” 😳
Melanie: “Ah, before the important relationship change from ‘not a couple’ to ‘NOT a couple’, we understand.”
Cassy: “Muoooh…” 😤
Ricardo: “I didn’t get around too much yet. But I’ll be honest… Finland isn’t high on my priority list.”
Ricardo: “I’m used to a different climate… even this mild mid-English winter here threw me for a loop!”
Amy: “Ah should take ye tae ma da’s place to toughen ye up a little, laddie!”
Ricardo: “I wouldn’t mind that at all…”
Amy: “Ye… ye wouldn’t? Ah…”
Cassy: “Did that just happen, Melly?” 😲
Melanie: “It did…”
Rhia: “Erm… I’ve not been to Finland, or anywhere else really, like. Didn’t even leave Wales ‘til I met me Melly an’ the other girls.”
Melanie: 🖤
Rhia: “And barely left me community before tha’.”
Rhia: “I’m only now startin’ to understand tha’ the world’s a proper big place, innit?”
Rhia: “We’ve been to Amy’s home an’ a Christkindlmarket, but I’d love to see all the places tha’ matter to me friends, mind!”
Cassy: Melanie: Amy: Sandra: Siggy: Ricardo: “Awwww!!!”
💖🖤💙💜🤍💚
Azdael: “OK… I admit… that was really cute!”
Melanie: “Let me give you a cwtch, Kitty!” 🖤
Cassy: “Me too!” 💖
Amy: “Third lass’s a charm, aye!” 💙
Rhia: 💛💞
💬 What do you girls honestly think of your creator?
Cassy: “Ehhh… I mean… mhmm… could be worse?” 😅
Melanie: “I’d call out the doujin stash… but…”
Amy: “Aye, he’s got guid taste in lassies, Ah’ll gie him that.”
Rhia: “Me pants could look a bit less ridiculous, couldn’t they, mun?”
Sandra: “Kein Kommentar…”
Azdael: “Only like a 6/10 on the weirdo scale I’d say… totally mid…”
💬 Who out of the previous generation aged the best?
Ciri: “Ughhh…”
Yuki: “Can… can we pick Azdy-chan?” 😳
Azdael: “No… that’s cheating!”
Yuki: “Muuoh…” 😣
Mio: “Our mum, it’s totally not her, like… the fur’s goin’ from black an’ white to uniform grey!”
Ciri: “Other parts still work like they did 30 years ago, mind… last time we visited and the triplets were out overnight, you heard too, right, dwt?”
Mio: “Lembo! Dun’t remind me… they must’ve forgotten.”
Fiona: “Ma maws are much the same, ken?”
Yuki: “Erm… concerning the topic!” 😳
Yuki: “I’ll pick aunt Amy, I can still barely beat her in arm wrestling.”
Ciri: “Aunt Cassy then… still not a wrinkle in sight, nor a grey hair, innit!”
Mio: “Tha’s just because o’ all the blonde, mind. But I’ll second that, like.”
Fiona: “Ah’ll pick both aunt Melly and Rhia fer bein’ still horny like teens, so Ah dae!”
Yuki: “Ehhhh…” 😓
Ciri:Mio: “Ughhhh…”
Char Spotlights (27)
💬 Azdael, are your wings and tail especially sensitive spots?
Azdael: “Why don’t you give it a try and see what happens? The tip of my tail is right here!”
*touch*
Azdael: “AAAHHHHHH!!!!” 💞❤️
Azdael: “Ha… you really had hopes for a moment, huh? Of course not, dummy!”
Azdael: “But I can show you plenty places that make me feel plenty good!”
💬 Yuki, how fast can you run and how heavy do you curl?
Yuki: “I’m not that fast. My stride length and leg strength are great, but… I have a lot of mass to move and a lot of… erm… surface area. The boobies don’t help either.” 😓
Yuki: “So my best is around 10.6 seconds for a 100m dash.”
Fiona: “Tha’s nearly the female world record, sugar!”
Yuki: “Ciri is quite a bit faster…”
Ciri: “My best is just shy of 10 seconds. Apparently not as fast as mum, mind!”
Yuki: “When it comes to my curls: I can curl close to the male record at about 115kg for a strict curl…”
Yuki: “…but I only need one arm for that.” 🔥😉
Fiona: “Ah need tae think o’ somethin’ if Ah want tae beat ye in an airm-wrestlin’ match again, dinnae Ah noo?”
💬 Yuki, what do you think about your own body? Are you looking up at Ilyana?
Yuki: “Huh? Well… I think it’s great?” 🤔
Yuki: “I’ve grown up around big and strong women, and I’ve worked REALLY, REALLY long and hard to get to where I am.”
Yuki: “Mum made sure I developed an active lifestyle and good eating habits early on… though one of her mottos is ‘The more calories you burn, the more calories you can eat’.” 😅
Yuki: “And everyone else also set me up for success, so to speak… hurling rocks with Aunt Amy, playing catch with Aunt Rhi-Rhi, gymnastics with Aunt Melly… and then of course proper workouts when I got old enough. Being able to train with such mentors and the other girls has always been super motivating!” 🔥🩵
Yuki: “I’m pretty lucky with the fat distribution, of course… and I’ve got the muscle to carry… the result.” 😏
Yuki: “Looking at everyone else, there’s no chance I’d ever fit in a normal bra anyway, so I like my boobies, too!” 😊
Yuki: “Everyday life can be a bit of a challenge… doors, seats, elevators, ironically jars… turnstiles… but you can’t have it all, right?”
Yuki: “And of course I look up at Ily… she’s still much taller than me after all!” 😉
💬 Yuki, do you know why your body grows that much? Is it genetics, or did you fall into a pot full of growth serum as a child?
Yuki: “I… have no idea!” 😅
Yuki: “I just like to train, but the hows and whys don’t interest me much… unlike my mother.”
Yuki: “I totally didn’t fall into any pots, though. My mum says I have the same condition as most of our… erm… informal family?” 🤔
Yuki: “Yeah… that sounds good… most of our informal family has. She thinks the rest is due to more training, more fo— I mean better nutrition! And some luck with genetic variance.” 😉🩵
💬 Are you good with hugs, Yuki?
Yuki: “You’d have to ask the others, but I haven’t gotten any complaints.” 😊
Yuki: “I mean… there’s lots of soft cushioning up front, and I think you can feel safe in my arms!” 😏🩵
Amy: “Aye, she’s guid! Her hugs are Amy-apprrroved, ken?”
Amy: “If folk pass oot, it’s no’ because Yuki did anythin’ wrang.”
💬 What's your heaviest raw deadlift, Yuki?
Yuki: “The heaviest bar we can load is about 500kg, so that’s my PB.”
Yuki: “But I can lift that for a few reps at least!” 🔥🩵
Yuki: “I could probably go heavier, that requires new gear and gets kinda dangerous, though. Maybe I’ll compete someday and see how far I can go?” 🤔
💬 Yuki, you look so innocent and peaceful. Is there anything that makes you furious?
Yuki: “When someone puts the empty milk carton back in the fridge?” 🤔
Yuki: “I’m pretty calm. I’ve never gone on a destructive rampage, if that’s what you are asking.”
Yuki: “I might have crushed, bent, or otherwise damaged all kinds of things over the years though.” 😉
Ciri: “All these controllers over the years…”
Fiona: “An’ machines we ‘ad tae fix…”
💬 What are your opinions of the next gen? (Constructive criticism is optional)
Sandra: “Questionable dress code and etiquette aside, Fiona is the student I was hoping Amy could be. She may have a bright future ahead of her. A shame I’m already retired.”
Sandra: “Character-wise, Ceridwen takes more after Melanie, which is a good thing. A reasonable young lady, no complaints.”
Sandra: “Finally, Yuki doesn’t quite seem to share her mother’s high academic ambitions, but is well-mannered and polite. A somewhat surprising outcome given the likely parenting philosophy.”
Cassy: “Wha—what’s that supposed to mean, Sandra?” 😳
Cassy: “Siggy and I can totally be strict and authoritative when we have to!”
Cassy: “Anyway… I love my Yu-tan!” 🥰💞
Cassy: “She’s a big girl now and I mean that literally and figuratively. She’s so gentle most of the time but also so focused and enthusiastic about her training and education. We did a great job, didn’t we, Siggy?” 😉💖
Siggy: “Well, I won’t disagree. Though, she enjoys carrying Dad on her shoulder a little too much, doesn’t she?”
Cassy: “I liked to do that with my dad, too!” 😁
Siggy: “Fio is a lot like Amy… and that’s a good thing.”
Cassy: “Fi-Fi also has a great sense of fashion!” 😘
Cassy: “And what about Cece? Mhmmm…” 🤔
Cassy: “As the oldest kid of our little group, she’s always been the big sister for everyone… and she did that sooo admirably!” 😉
Siggy: “She really handled being the oldest of 10 well.”
Rhia: “Me Dwtty is tha’ best first kid we could ‘ave wished for, innit, bach?”
Melanie: “Well… we’ve had our ‘edgy-teen-phase’ and some of it carried over into adulthood…”
Rhia: “Who’s she got tha’ from, I wonder?”
Melanie: “It’s not a phase… certainly not anymore.”
Melanie: “She’s otherwise managed to pick from our good traits wisely, and I could not be more proud of her!”
Rhia: “Fio’s a load o’ fun to be around… not surprisin’, mind! An’ Yuki’s a sweetheart… but that smugness when she can keep up on our cardio seshs now…”
Melanie: “It’s a little more than just keeping up, isn’t it?”
Rhia: “Tha’s what she likes to think, bach!”
Rhia: “But it’s proper lush that they both get along so well with our little one.”
Melanie: “Suspiciously well… especially with Amata.”
Rhia: “We sure can’t object though, can we, bach?”
Melanie: “…” (blush)
Amy: “Ma Wee-Fi is a pure powerhouse!”
Ricardo: “Much like her mother…”
Amy: “Cheers, Ricky!” 💙
Amy: “Ah dinnae ken why she likes that dry maths shite fer a career o’ aw things, but Ah’m glad she’s daen her own thing.”
Ricardo: “She has to have something from me, after all.”
Amy: “She’s got plenty, hun! She’s more level-headed an’ got yer puppy eyes. She’s also no’ turnin’ red like a crab in the sun! Makes me jealous, so it does!”
Ricardo: “Seeing Yuki grow up sure was something… did not expect to ever see a woman that is even bigger than Cassy and on all fronts to boot.”
Amy: “Ah have tae work on me airm wrestlin’ again, can’t have the wee lass’s success get tae her heid! An’ her hugs are Amy-approved, too!”
Ricardo: “Still only a clear 2nd place.” 💚
Ricardo: “Ciri is the most normal person of the whole bunch and I mean that in the best possible way. They certainly can use a voice of reason every now and then.”
Amy: “Completely normal, aye? Have ye seen her todger when she’s excited? Juist as big and durable as her mum, ye ken?”
Ricardo: “Too much information, Amy…”
💬 To Sandra's husband: What do you think of all the other girls?
“Well, I only really know Amy. I’ve heard a lot about her when she wrote her thesis. Some good, some bad… more good, actually…”
Sandra: “Ahem…”
“… and I’ve seen her a couple of times in my wife’s office, where we had a few chats.”
“Obviously Amy’s quite a handful, but in a good way… I’m talking about her character here.”
“The others seem to be nice young women as well. Melanie aligns the most with Sandra’s values, she almost only has praise for the girl.”
“But the whole group appears to be good for my Mäuschen.”
“She’s in a good mood quite often recently… sometimes in a very good mood…”
Sandra: “Thanks for your input, Schatzi. But that’s probably enough for this question.”
💬 Rhia, have you ever had a male partner that went beyond platonic?
Rhia: “I ‘ave. Long while ago, it was, though. Me own little foxhole has had a guest or two in me time, like.”
Rhia: “I prefer the ladies though, and they prefer me, innit?”
Rhia: “Me girls down there see more action, but Melly’s makin’ sure all me bits get plenty o’ attention, mind!” 💛
Melanie: “I’m trying my best.” 🖤
Sandra: *sigh*
Melanie: “Erm… I mean… you should keep that to yourself, Kitty…”
💬 Azdael, have you ever tried to do futa stuff? If so... is it more or less fun than being the receiver of D? Do you get less uh— "energy" out of it?
Azdael: “We’re an eloquent one, aren’t we?”
Azdael: “Anyway… of course I have! There are plenty of girls that want to experience something like this…”
Melanie: “…“
Azdael: “… and a bunch of guys, too.”
Azdael: “Everything has its pros and cons… I don’t have much of a preference.”
Azdael: “And since I get my energy primarily from emotions, feelings and that kind of stuff, there’s no inherent advantage.”
Azdael: “BUT people that are into it are often REALLY into it. And more… erm… enthusiastic… mhmm… partners… are good for ME!”
Azdael: “Cumming buckets is more effort though, gotta produce all that jizz somehow, right? So I tend to keep it at a more manageable level most of the time.”
Azdael: “I don’t have a strong desire to hand out fresh paint jobs all the time, unlike… someone else here.”
Rhia: “But it’s soo hot, mun! You’re wi’ me on tha’, Melly and Amy, innit?”
Amy: “O’ course, nae better finale than a huge load o’ love aw over me!”
Melanie: “Well… they aren’t wrong…”
💬 Siggy and Ricardo, if you could match or surpass the size and strength of your partner, would you?
Siggy: “No… being even bigger seems fairly inconvenient, actually!”
Yuki: (from the future: Wow… rude, dad! 😢)
Siggy: “And… erm… I prefer being the smaller one anyway…”
Cassy: “And I like, that you are the smaller one, too!” 😘💞
Cassy: “Uuuuhhh… I mean…” 😳👉👈
Ricardo: “I mean… beating Amy in arm wrestling once would be nice.”
Ricardo: “In general though… no way! Way too much effort to maintain that physique, even just the eating part would be too much for me and we aren’t even talking about the training yet.”
Melanie: “You can be such a slacker when it comes to physical activity, cousin…”
Fiona: (from the future: “Aye… even bein’ around me maws an’ the rest hasnae changed tha’ one wee bit, ken.”)
💬 Yuki and Mio, how do you feel or what do you think when somebody stares at your body?
Yuki: “I mean… it’s a little weird obviously, but I’ve gotten used to it…” 😳
Yuki: “Most people seem generally curious and not too judgemental… so… sometimes I like to flex and watch their reaction!” 💪😏🩵
Mio: “People’ve been starin’ at me whole family for me whole life, mun…”
Mio: “So I dun’t mind too much, like. But I’m not showin’ off for some random twpsyn either, even if they are cute, innit?”
💬 What's your opinion on asparagus?
Mio: “Didn’t like it as a kid, like. But I enjoy the taste now. Glad it’s seasonal, though, mind. Dun’t want to eat this all year round, innit?”
Rhia: “Me dwt girl fancyin’ seasonal, posh grass, innit now?”
Melanie: “Wouldn’t hurt you either, Kitty.”
Mio: “Especially at your age, mum!”
💬 Would you slap one of the others for a million?
Rhia: “Slappin’ Melly’s bum counts, innit?”
*bonk*
Rhia: “OUCH… tha’ hurts, bach!”
Melanie: “I would… I have to whip these girls into shape all the time anyway.”
Amy: “Ah dinnae… Ah’d rather be daein’ other things wi’ the lassies!” 💙
Cassy: “Ehhh… I-I don’t think I could… not even for a million…” 😓
💬 What was the most interesting way a partner tried to confess their feelings to you?
Mio: “Not to toot me own horn too much, like… but I get plenty o’ confessions from patients, mun.”
Mio: “Most memorable was this one:”
“You already know every inch o’ me body… and I’d like to know every inch o’ yours, too!”
Mio: “Me first thought was… ewwww… ych a fi!!!”
Mio: “But I decided to overlook that gopin’ attempt, mind… an’ gave ‘em the chance for some explorin’ after a few dates.”
💬 Cassy, was Yuki's development surprising for you? Amy and Melanie, how did you react to Yuki?
Cassy: “No?” 🤔
Cassy: “She started working out and doing strength training very early on, and we monitored her closely and made sure she got all the nutrients she needs.” 😋
Melanie: “Including lots of sugar! Even the processed kind…”
Cassy: “Muoooh… the more muscles you have, the more cal—”
Amy: “We ken…”
Cassy: “She also had the best mentors and training partners!” 😉
Cassy: “So I fully expected Yu-tan to get bigger than me at some point. I’m still super proud of her achievements!” 😘💖
Melanie: “Reaction to Yuki? She was such a cute baby! And soo small… hard to believe with her height now!”
Amy: “Ah think they juist want tae hear aboot the muscles, Mel.”
Melanie: “Oh… good for her? I guess? Unless there’s a narrow door.”
Amy: “Tha’s aw?”
Melanie: “Listen, I have five buff daughters of my own. What’s your take?”
Amy: “The lassie’s got some muckle airms on her, so she does!”
Melanie: “That’s all?”
Amy: “Aye, it’s nice havin’ mair airm-wrestling competition than juist ma own girls!”
Melanie: “That’s really no better…”
Amy: “But it’s TRRUEEE!”
💬 Yuki, have you ever flexed/posed for a camera before in any capacity? If so then how did it feel?
Yuki: “Mhmmm… no. Unless you count the photos mum took during the physical exams. But the only instruction was ‘stand straight, Yu-tan.’” 😅
Yuki: “My parents wouldn’t let me do any proper photo shoots when I was a minor anyway, and nothing’s come up since”
Yuki: “My pale skin isn’t great for this to begin with… doesn’t play nicely with the lighting, and everyone can easily see when I get nervous… I turn red like a beet.” 😳
Yuki: “And on top of all that, I really hate spray tan.” 😖
Fiona: “Ah can rustle up a bikini shoot fer the twa o’ us, nae bother at aw, lassie!”
Yuki: “Uhhhm… I’m not sure… only in cute bikinis, please!”
Fiona: “Ye’d look pure cute in onythin’, sugar!” ❤️🔥
Yuki: “That’s not what I mean.” 😳
Meta & Fun (14)
💬 Stormcloaks, or Imperials? And what build would your Skyrim char be?
Rhia: “What’s Skyrim, bach?”
Melanie: “A videogame… didn’t know it had a story though…”
Cassy: “Both factions are a bit lame, aren’t they?” 😓
Amy: “Ah’m wi’ the Stormcloaks. Ah’m a revolutionary at heart… an’ their colour is blue efter all.”
Cassy: “And what character build? Mhmmm… a Woodelf stealth archer?” 🤔
Amy: “Disnae matter, Ah’ll abuse the alchemy-smithin’ cycle tae one-shot everythin’!”
Melanie: “What’s good for magic?”
Amy: “Breton or High Elf… Ah think…”
Melanie: “Yeah, that then.”
Cassy: “Any more details?” 😅
Melanie: “No.”
Rhia: “Can I be a curvy vixen wi’ a big dick, like?”
Melanie: “Of course not, Rhia.”
Amy: “Weeelll… there’s always mods, ken?”
Rhia: “Tidy!”
Cassy: “Hey Sandra & Azdy-chan, what about you two?”
Sandra: “I only play good games.”
Azdael: “That feels like it should be my line.”
Azdael: “And I’d be everyone’s favourite Daedric Prince of course!”
💬 Do you play video games, and if you do, what are some of your favourite games/genres?
Azdael: “No.”
Melanie: “I don’t really play much on my own. Do VNs count? I can spend hours on those.”
Cassy: “I do play video games!” 😁
Cassy: “I like all kinds of fast-paced action games, but also slice-of-life sims and RPGs. If it’s cute and cozy, I’ll probably like it, too.” 😘
Cassy: “Mhmmm… an action game with a sexy, cute, buff heroine… plus slice-of-life and romance? That’d be perfect!” 💪😉
Cassy: “Siggy would 100% play it for the… plot… right?” 😏
Siggy: “Erm… o-of course… plot only…and the gameplay obviously…”
Amy: “Ah like racing games, but Ah’m no’ turnin’ doon a guid fightin’ game or shooter either. An’ Ah’m up for aw kinds o’ party games.”
Melanie: “Reminds me… I do like it when we play Smash or Mario Party. It usually stays lighthearted fun and only Amy gets a little too… erm… ‘sweaty’ at times.”
Rhia: “Didn’t even know what a PC or console was a few years back, mind. So I ain’t really got favourites. But anythin’ that needs quick reactions? I’ll win it, mun.”
Sandra: “GOTHIC and GOTHIC II“
Melanie: “What’s that?”
Sandra: “To this day two of the most immersive role-playing experiences on the market. The relatable dialogue, reactive NPCs and enemies, and small but dense open world elevate the game to basically Deutsches Kulturerbe! And of course the German, as well as the Polish and Russian dubs are LEGENDARY.”
Cassy: “Wow… who could have guessed…” 😳
Amy: “…the auld hen could be sae passionate aboot somethin’.”
Siggy: “Well… we can’t top that, I’d like to play GOTHIC, but the controls… man…”
Sandra: “You’ll just have to get used to it.”
Siggy: “Anyway…I like all kinds of action games—RPGs, adventures… you get the idea. The Legend of Zelda is one of my favourite series!”
Ricardo: “I play almost anything and that’s why my backlog is ever growing… I do have a soft spot for turn-based or real time strategy, or even management games.”
Cassy: “Really?!? I’d fall asleep, Ricky!”😓
💬 And what are your opinions on horror games in particular?
Cassy: “I’m too scared to play them on my own…” 😓
Cassy: “… but I actually love playing them with someone! If I can pass the controller and cuddle a bit, it’s a great experience!” 😘💖
Melanie: “I haven’t really played any, except when Cassy passed me the controller… which is usually not a good idea. I prefer psychological horror, like Silent Hill, over the action-oriented ones.”
Amy: “Ah’m guid wi’ either. Still glad the new Resident Evil games have better shootin’, ken?”
Sandra: “Both those series peaked in the PS2 era…”
Amy: “Aye, aye. The windae’s over there, if ye want tae yell at some clouds.”
Cassy: “Amy! That’s a bit mean!” 😤
Sandra: “No worries… she knows I’m right.”
Rhia: “I dun’t know nothin’ about Silent Hills an’ Resident Evils. They’re tha’ good for cuddlin’, is it? Then I want to play some wi’ Melly, mind!”
Melanie: “The real horror here might be our inability to make any progress… not that this would bother me in the slightest.” 🖤
Rhia: “Huh? Right… dun’t care either as long as we’re cuddlin’, bach!” 💛
Siggy: “I have no strong preferences… but I really like playing them with Cassy!”
Amy: “Tae really focus on the plot an’ the gameplay an’ nothin’ else, aye?”
Siggy: “Mostly… but… not exclusively…”
Cassy: 😳💞
Ricardo: “Not my cup of tea for the most part, but I’m also more into the cerebral ones. Like SOMA, or Amnesia.”
Rhia: “You do have somethin’ more in common wi’ Melly than the eye colour, mind!”
Ricardo: “We both like Italian food.”
Melanie: “But… I like to cook and you primarily like to eat…”
Ricardo: “Perfectly balanced, as it should be!”
💬 Would you rather fight 1 horse-sized duck or 10 duck-sized horses?
Rhia: “More memes, I s’pose?”
Melanie: “Pretty much…”
Rhia: “I like the taste o’ duck, mind!”
Amy: “Easy, 10 small horses! Ducks are evil, ken?”
Cassy: “As evil as geese, though?” 🤔
Sandra: “They say there are no stupid questions, but…”
Azdael: “…they are lying!”
💬 Girls, on a scale from 1 to 10, what is your favourite colour of the alphabet?
Cassy: “Six… Seven?” 🤷♀️
Sandra: “Ugh… kids these days…”
Amy: “1337-69-42! 80085!”
Rhia: “Is that another one o’ those memes, Melly?”
Melanie: “Indeed, Kitty!”
Azdael: “Wow… you humans are soooo funny!”
Siggy: “I’d give a serious answer. But the question is for the girls only.”
Ricardo: “Yeah, real shame…”
💬 Girls, what's your favourite turtle of the main 4 members of TMNT?
Rhia: “Tha’s another one o’ them meme questions, is it?”
Melanie: “Not quite. It’s about a cartoon show. About mutated, humanoid turtles fighting bad guys. The main antagonist is called Shredder, if I recall.”
Rhia: “Humanoid turtles they are? Sounds a bit daft, innit?”
Cassy: “Rhi-Rhi… glass houses and stones… you know?” 😅
Rhia: “Huh?”
Melanie: “They are all named after Italian Renaissance artists… which is kinda cool, honestly. I think Raphael is the broody one, so he’s my favourite.”
Cassy: “We can’t pick the girl, can we? Mhm… Michelangelo then, he’s funny and upbeat, just like me!”
Amy: “Shredder!!!”
Melanie: “He’s not a turtle, Amy!”
Amy: “This chunky wee lad here would disagree!”
Cassy: “Amy… not your turtles… c’mon, take this seriously!” 😤
Amy: “Aye, aye… Donatello. He’s the brainy, tinkery yin.”
Azdael: “Well, I want to be Leonardo then.”
Cassy: “Azdy-chan?!? You care?” 😲
Azdael: “I do like things, you know! Either way, he’s like the responsible one… which obviously fits my personality to a T, right? Also swords are the coolest weapon and he has two of them!”
Sandra: “Great… since all the others are taken, I can be Splinter! Fits perfectly!”
Cassy: “Looks like we’ve got the whole team!”
Rhia: “An’ what about me, like?”
Melanie: “Ohhh… Kitty. You can be my April O’Neil!” 🖤
💬 Cassy, Melanie and Amy, what's your favourite meme?
Melanie: “Animal memes… Moo Deng, Grumpy Cat, other baby animals, cats, foxes and dogs… doing things. Those are the best.”
Amy: “Nice Argument Senator! Why don't you back it up wi' a source? My source is Ah made it the **FUCK** up!
Amy: *“… Ah thought this was in the game, so Ah did!”
Cassy: “Six-Seven?” 🤷♀️
Melanie: “Ughhh…”
Cassy: “OK… sticking out your gyat for the rizzler?” 😏
Amy: “Better, but still pure brainrot, lassie!”
Cassy: “Two buttons templates?” 😅
Melanie: “We’ll take it…”
💬 Do you prefer Pokémon or Digimon?
Cassy: “Pokémon! There are way more cute-looking Pokémon, and some are even super strong.” 😘💞
Melanie: “Tough call… there are plenty of sexy female characters in Digimon, but the Pokémon franchise certainly caught up in recent years.”
Rhia: “Tha’s your standard, bach?”
Melanie: “What can I say? I like cute girls, but only TDG has a cute, buff vixen with a huge… erm…”
Rhia: “…an’ they ‘ave the cutest pocket-sized Goth girl, too, mind!” 💛
Melanie: 🖤
Amy: “Ah feel obliged tae pick Pokémon fer… reasons…”
Gloria: “Huh? Whit dae ye mean, hun?”
Amy: “But the concept o’ Digimon always appealed mair tae me in mony aspects. Ultimately got tae gie it tae the series wi’ the Scottish Pokémon trainer, though.”
Sandra: “I’m too old for either… the engineering quality of recent Pokémon entries appears to be questionable. I’ve seen better optimisation in my students’ coursework.”
Azdael: “Monster Rancher!!!”
💬 What is the strongest animal you could take on in a fight?
Cassy: “Ehhh… why would I fight with cute animals?” 😨
Melanie: “The scariest animals I’ve ever fought are mosquitoes at night…”
Rhia: “I’ve had a scrap wi’ a red fox once, bugger thought they could just steal me lunch, like!”
Melanie: “You mean one of your people?”
Rhia: “No, bach, a proper red fox, but this vixen is quick on her feet, mind!”
Amy: “Ah think Ah could wrestle wi’ a big auld gorilla! Ah’m aw fer some chest poundin’, ken?”
Sandra: “Strongest animal I can take on? A human, obviously.”
Azdael: “I can take on anything… except red pandas, they are cheating with cuteness!”
Ciri: “No idea… would like to know how long I need to outrun a horse though.”
Yuki: “What’s the strongest lifter in the animal kingdom?” 🤔
Fiona: “An elephant, Ah’d guess…”
Yuki: “Think I’d have a chance?”
Ciri: “Not at all, like!”
Yuki: “Challenge accepted!” 🔥💪
Ciri: “They can lift several tonnes, mun.”
Yuki: “OK… maybe not…” 😕
Fiona: “Ah can beat a chimp in tug o’ war!”
💬 Who is your favourite Autobot?
Azdael: “I am too old for this!”
Sandra: “I am, in fact, not too old for this… but never cared.”
Melanie: “I only know Maximus Primus.”
Rhia: “Optimus Prime is who you mean, innit, bach?”
Melanie: “Erm… sure… How do you know?”
Rhia: “Had a bad movie marathon with Ricky one day, mind.”
Rhia: “Was proper borin’, so I fell asleep in a jiffy.”
Amy: “Aye, the live-action movies are pure shite! But some o’ the animated stuff is braw! Bulkhead is ma spirit robot, ken?”
Cassy: “What’s the girl called? Arcee? She’s pink too, isn’t she?” 😏
Yuki: “What’s an Autobot? Is that what you call the new home assistant robots?” 🤔
Ciri: “Dun’t think so, but I have no idea either, mind.”
Fiona: “Ah ken! Those are auld toys, ye could transform a car intae a robot an aw. There were a load o’ comics, shows an’ movies too.”
Fiona: “Ma maw was intae those as a wee lass.”
Ciri: “Interesting…”
Yuki: “Really?!” 😅
Ciri: “I mean… like, a tiny bit…”
💬 Which Marvel hero or villain fits you best?
Cassy: “She-Hulk!” 😁
Melanie: “Just because of the muscles?”
Cassy: “Not just because of the muscles…”
Amy: “Pure lame!”
Cassy: “Muoooh… Fine.” 😤
Cassy: “Then I’ll go with Squirrel Girl!”
Melanie: “I’ll pick Scarlet Witch.”
Cassy: “That’s also a totally basic pick!” 😠
Melanie: “Still… Scarlet Witch…”
Amy: “Ah’ll pick Wolverine… wi’ mair sex an’ less drinkin’!”
Sandra: “I’ll be your Professor X then.”
Amy: “Cannae even get away frae the auld hen in a fantasy world, aye?”
Rhia: “Marvel superheroes, I knows ‘em well, mun…”
Rhia: “I’ll be White Fox!”
Cassy: “I don’t think that one exists, Rhi-Rhi…” 😅
Rhia: “Black Fox?”
Amy: “Dinnae exist either, lassie!”
Melanie: “How about Black Cat, Kitty?”
Rhia: “Fine… close enough, if tha’s whatcha fancy, bach.”
Sandra: “Or how about Loki… You know, sly, trickster, but not a bad guy?”
Rhia: “Sounds proper lush, Sandy, mun!”
Azdael: “I’ve heard ‘You’re just like Mystique’ a bunch of times. So I’ll go with that.”
Azdael: “Why would horny guys and gals be wrong about anything?”
Fiona: “She-Hulk!”
Ciri: “Just because of the muscles?”
Fiona: “Aye! Whit else?”
Mio: “I’ll be Nightcrawler, mind! Agile, tail, yellow eyes, dark clothes… tidy, innit?”
Ciri: “Erm… no idea, mun… the Flash?”
Fiona: “Wrang company, sugar! That’s the ither lot!”
Ciri: “Ughhh… proper embarrassing, this…”
Yuki: “I think Silver Surfer is pretty cool… and pretty strong!” 🩵🔥
💬 What's the weirdest fact you know?
Cassy: “An octopus has three hearts and blue blood!”
Cassy: “And they taste with their suckers! Soooo cool!” 💖
Melanie: “The shortest war in history lasted 38 minutes. Anglo-Zanzibar, 1896.”
Melanie: “…also, Vlad the Impaler reportedly dipped bread in blood for breakfast.” 🖤
Cassy: “MELLY?!” 😨
Amy: “Diesel engines dinnae need spark plugs, ye ken — compression dis the joab.”
Amy: “An’ Scotland’s national animal is a bloody unicorn, by the way.”
Cassy: “WAIT, REALLY?!” 😳
Rhia: “Honey never goes off, mun! They found pots in Egyptian tombs still edible, like!” 🍯
Melanie: “…I am not letting you test that, Kitty.”
Rhia: “Aww, borin’ you are, bach!”
Sandra: “I’m an IT-Sec specialist, almost anything I know seems weird to people, but let’s see…”
Sandra: “Ah! The first computer bug was a literal moth. Stuck in a relay in 1947.”
Sandra: “Ironisch, oder?”
Siggy: “‘Adel auf’m Radl’ is a way for young European nobility to socialise, network and couple.”
Cassy: “Did you ever do this?”
Siggy: “No… we are too poor and… I don’t need coupling, do I?”
Cassy: “Ehhh?” 😳💖
Siggy: “Oh… and in the Dutch tulip bubble of 1637, one bulb sold for the price of a townhouse!”
Amy: “Ye business lads ken the weirdest stuff, eh?”
Ricardo: “All the numbers on a roulette wheel — one through thirty-six — add up to exactly six hundred and sixty-six.”
Ricardo: “They don’t call it the Devil’s Wheel for nothing.”
Cassy: “Huh! That’s actually neat.”
Azdael: “Cleopatra lived closer in time to the moon landing than to the building of the Great Pyramid.” 😈
Cassy: “WHAT?!” 😱
Ciri: “Wales has more castles per square mile than anywhere else in Europe, like.”
Fiona: “Aye, but Scotland’s got mair lochs than the rest o’ the UK pit thegither, ken?”
Mio: “My weirdest fact, mun? Dolphins have names for each other. Whistle-names, like!”
Yuki: “Strawberries aren’t actually berries… but bananas are.”
Yuki: “That’s… a little distressing, isn’t it?” 😳
💬 Between a greatsword, a battleaxe and a warhammer, which one do you like the most?
Amy: “Whitever does the maist damage wi’ a single dunt, pal!”
Cassy: “Are we talking about video games?”
Amy: “Aye? Where else dae ye mak’ tha’ choice?”
Cassy: “Uhhhm… I’m an Odachi kinda gyaru!” 😘
Rhia: “I like me a good, long… polearm, mun!”
Sandra: “Predictable…”
Sandra: “Leaving the video game angle aside… in terms of artistry, greatswords clearly win. Them often being art pieces first, weapon second probably helps.”
Melanie: “Be a chad and pick the Bec de Corbin.”
Cassy: “You care about this?”
Melanie: “Barely, but the thing’s called raven's beak and is basically a poleaxe-hammer hybrid, so you get all the benefits.”
Azdael: “I actually don’t care…”
Amy: “Pure lame…”
Azdael: “Fine… the wannabe witch is right.”
Ciri: “Erm… maybe battleaxes…”
Mio: “Why?”
Ciri: “I dun’t know, dwt…”
Ciri: “What’s your choice, mind?”
Mio: “Erm… warhammers…”
Ciri: “Why?”
Mio: “If you dun’t have to know, mun, I dun’t have to know either, me chwaer, innit!”
Ciri: “Ughhh…”
Fiona: “Greatswords! Nothin’ better than yellin’ FREEDOM wi’ a muckle Claymore in haun! Bare-chested, o’ course!”
Yuki: “Have you done this?”
Fiona: “Nae… Ah dinnae own a Claymore… yet…”
Yuki: “Uhhm… these choices are too western for me… I’d like to pick something cool like a kusarigama or a sansetsukon.” 😉
Ciri: “What about nunchakus?”
Yuki: “No… those are just inferior sticks!” 😊