The (Un)Daily Gyaru: Rhia’s Arrival
Rhia: “‘Ow’d I end up ‘ere, mun?!? All I wanted was a wee midday kip in the park, like.”
“Better ring the girls… now, ‘ow does this daft phone fing work again, then?”
(You can find the follow up conversation in the chat logs)
Rhia: “Oi, Melly! 💛 Olórin’s scarpered, so you got a bit o’ extra fuss to spare for yer favourite fluffy fox, eh?”
Rhia: “Well done! You kept up tidy today! Stay ‘ydrated now, ‘ere’s some WOTAH for ye, mun.”
Rhia: “I do love a cwtch*, I do! An’ you love ‘em too, don’t you, mun?”
* that’s a hug!
Rhia: “Ohhh… didn’t spot you at all, I didn’t!”
(“Truth is, I clocked your scent minutes ago…”)
“Enjoyin’ the view, are you now?”
Rhia: “Mornin’, bach!”
“Been graftin’ in the kitchen, like — made all the cream meself, I did!”
“Only went down the shop an’ back on me own for the dairy, tidy, eh? Proud o’ me?”
“What, were you expectin’ somethin’ else in the cream? …Well, maybe I put in a bit o’ me own special touch, mind.”
The (Un)Daily Gyaru: Girls in the Colony!
Cassy: “Why did I put all my points in strength if I’m a mage?” 🤔
“Well, I can explain… you see… you need to play through almost 2 chapters of the game before you get the mage option. What was I supposed to do?” 😤
Melanie: “Oof… and people here really like to smoke this stuff? I should have listened to Amy… the idea of making contact with an unknown deity is so exciting though! But man… some of the people here are weird, and don’t even get me started on the mosquitoes.”
Amy: “Why’d Ah become a merc? Och, ‘cause o’ the sexy armor, ken! Ah can strut aboot near buck-naked noo — it’s pure brilliant!”
“But that disnae mean Ah cannae still hang wi’ ma pals, eh? An’ cheers… Ah’ll stick tae water, as aye.”
Azdael: “Useful minions are soo hard to find. Humans, orcs… all the same… INCOMPETENT!!!”
“Can’t even do a summoning ritual right. Now I’m stuck down here for a thousand years or something!”
“At least I can mess with everyone’s dreams and minds on that lame island… I guess that’ll have to do.”
Sandra: “Wer wagt es, meine Studien zu stören!”
“Oh, sorry… so you made it up here, huh? Well, buckle up—we have a lot of story dialogue to sift through!”
Rhia: “Eh? An’ why’d y’ think my cave’d be damp an’ dark, then, like? I likes it cozy, see.”
“But make no mistake now… I’m the BIGGEST predator in the colony, mind.”
The (Un)Daily Gyaru: Feet!
Amy: “Ah, a foot enjoyer, eh? Whit kinda perv are ye? But Ah’ll no judge!”
Cassy: “My feet are killing me in those heels!” 😓
“You… you want to do what? Massage my feet?!? Ehhh… su-sure… go… ahead…” 😓
Melanie: “Sneaking backstage, huh? Bad girls like you deserve to be punished… and that short skirt of yours can’t hide your excitement either!”
Cassy: “Wow… Melly, the smut you write would make even Amy blush.”
Melanie: “You, you don’t have to read it!”
Sandra: “Ah… I’m exhausted! Such a long conference. Could you help me take these off, Schatzi?”
Azdael: “You humans never fail to surprise me… the weird stuff you’re into. Well, not that I mind stepping on that small guy here. I’ll be gentle, though. I need you to perform later!”