The (Un)Daily Gyaru: O’zapft is!
Cassy: “I didn’t know you could buy other stuff than beer at the Oktoberfest… but they’ve got loads of candy too!” 😁
Melanie: “These ‘Brezn’ things aren’t half bad either — and look at that cute gingerbread heart!”
Cassy: “What does the text say?”
Melanie: “I dunno… Sandra?”
Sandra: “It says ‘A heart for you’. Ladies, I’m glad you’re enjoying yourselves, but we don’t have much time. We’ve got a table reserved in one of the tents, and we don’t want to be late… in fact, it’s best if we’re a little early.”
Amy: “Och, ye’re such a stick-in-the-mud, Sandra…”
Sandra: “Dr. Flößer!”
Amy: “But… aw the others…”
Sandra: “…didn’t call me ‘stick-in-the-mud’.”
Amy: “You… old… grrr…”
Amy: “Almost sixteen Euro fer a beer?!? Do they no want folk tae get drunk or whit? Luckily Ah dinae drink, I’ll stick tae cheap — HOW MUCH FER A MUG O’ BLUIDY WATER?!?”
Melanie: “You’ll survive that one time expense…”
Amy: “Nae, Ma da wad skin me alive if ah spent that much oan water!”
Sandra: “We all have our pet issues… I’ll pay for your drinks.”
Rhia: “Tidy, Sandy, tidy!”
… some time later …
Rhia: “Scuse me a tick… had a fair bit o’ WOTAH, like.”
Sandra: “Will you find your way?”
Rhia: “Course I will, mun. Can read signs, can’t I? An’ I got Melly’s scent stuck in me nose.”
Melanie: “Ahem…”
… a few minutes later …
Rhia: “Phew… They say “smells like a fox den” as an insult here, but lemme tell you — we got nothin’ on the stink in them bogs, mun! Me poor nose!”
Cassy: “Feel free to spare us the details, Rhi-Rhi!” 😅
Rhia: “Eh? Alright, alright… but them lads pulled right daft faces when I wandered in, like. Dunno what baffled ‘em most — ears, tail, muscles, boobs… or me cock! Never clapped eyes on a fox lass like me, is it?”
The (Un)Daily Gyaru: Big Girl Problems — The Girls vs Tight Pants
Cassy: “Finally found an outfit that fits! I’m going to look sooo professional!” 😏
“And I think these clothes are tight enough that I can tear them apart if I do a proper flex! Siggy’s gonna love this… or Amy, or Mel… or Rhi-Rhi. They’re all kinda pervs, aren’t they?” 😅
Melanie: “Nope… those don’t fit either. I’ll have to give up on finding a snug fit, won’t I?”
Rhia: “C’mon, shift you bugger! Why d’you lot insist on wearin’ bloody pants, mun? I just want to show off the guds— but these things suck, like!”
Sandra: “Schatzi?!? Are you sure you fetched the size I told you to? Those clothes are… more than a little tight…”
(I’m certain he did not fetch the right size… men and clothes. 25 years of marriage and still the same problem *sigh*)
Coworker: “Amy… your suit had another… malfunction!”
Amy: “Did it noo! Ah swear, the boss must be buyin’ these suits a size too wee on purpose, eh?”
Amy: No’ that ah’m complainin’… but ah wouldnae mind a wee bit mair liberatin’ work gear tae start wi’. An’ ah ken ye’d fancy that yersel’, eh?”
And a textless Barghest bonus pic.
The (Un)Daily Gyaru: Rhia’s Bathroom Adventure
Rhia: “Oi, butt! Keep your eyes where they b’long, like. Don’t ye know starin’ at a lass is bloody rude, mun!”
Rhia: (There’s awful… proper keen to show off now, I am…)
Rhia: “A stiffy? Nah, I ain’t even hard yet, mun!”
Rhia: “Now that’s a stiffy!”
Rhia: “Didn’t think this through, did you, Rhia? Got meself all worked up with nowhere t’ put it… Oi, butt! Gimme that cubicle a minute, tidy?”
(Hope these bogs don’t clog easy, mind… an’ the other girls best not hear a word o’ this…)
Rhia: “Ta, mun! You’re a life-saver, like! Now then… best deal with this ‘little’ problem, eh. Alright… just think o’ Melly in a tiny negligee…”
Rhia: “Nghhh… steady now, Rhia! Dun’ be makin’ too much o’ a mess, mind…”
Rhia: “Tidy! Problem sorted, easy as! An’ I didn’ make half the mess I thought I would, neither. This cubicle’s still good after a quick clean-up, like.”
Rhia: “Cheers again, mun! I owes you one! No worries, s’cleaner than before in there now… an’ truth be told, smells bett’r too, like!”
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The (Un)Daily Gyaru: The Fox, the Cat, and Melanie’s Bed
Rhia: “Oi, Olórin! Where d’you think you tryin’ t’snooze, eh? Right on me… lap, bold as brass!”
Rhia: “Awww, look at you — proper tidy an’ cute, you is. No wonder Melly fancies you so much, like!”
*Meoww*
Rhia: “Huh? You wanna kip in Melly’s bed too, do you? Tough luck, tiger — you’s just a cat, an’ a lad t’boot… tha’ spot’s reserved for me, mun!”
Rhia: “But I can be your wing-girl when you’re lookin’ for a tidy little kitten, like!”
*Meoww*
Rhia: “Too much o’ a burden ‘cos o’ me sense o’ direction, am I? You cheeky little bugger — I’ll take you out in the woods next weekend an’ we’ll see who the proper survivor is, mun!”
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