The (Un)Daily Gyaru: She wants to be the very best!🎶
The Journey Begins
Sandra: “Oh… Amy! Haven’t seen you this early in the lab… ever!”
Amy: “Weel, today’s a special day, Prof.”
Sandra: “Is it now? Then let’s not waste any time and start with the explanation, shall we?”
“This world is inhabited by creatures called POKÉMON!”
“For some people, POKÉMON are pets…”
…
Sandra: “Amy, are you listening?”
Amy: “‘Course, Prof — but can we get tae the guid part?”
Sandra: “Mhm… what’s a Gen 1 miss, Miss Reid?”
Amy: “Even moves wi’ 100% accuracy hud a 1-in-256 chance tae miss, ‘cause o’ a dodgy comparison o’ single-byte integers. Easy, Prof!”
Sandra: “Very good… Alright, I think it’s time for you to set out on your trainer journey.”
Amy: “So ah can choose a Pokémon noo?”
Sandra: “No.”
Amy: “Whit?”
Sandra: “You know the Squirtle and Turtwig in our care?”
Amy: “Krang and Shredder? Ah love the wee buggers!”
Sandra: “They are yours now.”
Amy: “Fer real? Ah dinae ken whit tae say…”
Sandra: “You’re welcome, Amy! But don’t neglect your Pokédex — this is a research project after all!”
Amy: “Aye aye, Prof! See ye roond, Sandra!”
Sandra: “Professor Flößer, if you don’t mind!”
… on Route 1 …
Amy: “Oi, mate! Ah’ve jist startit mah trainer journey — fancy a battle?”
…
“Hah, first win o’ mah c’reer unner mah belt!”
“Are ye daft? Ah’m no’ too auld fer this — ye’re jist miffed ye lost! Nae responsible parent wid let a teen wander the hale country wi’ nothin’ but pocket money tae live oan.”
…
“Och, stop yer poutin’, mate! Ah wullnae even take yer Pokédollars.”
“Still upset? Weel… how’s aboot a hug, then? Mah hugs aye cheer folk up!”
… later on Route 2 …
Cassy: “Aren’t you the cutest Eevy! And you barely need a nickname!” 😘
Amy: “Oi, whit are ye daein’ oot here in the wilds?”
Cassy: “Just playing a bit with my Eevee and you?”
Amy: “Ah’m on mah way tae the next city tae get mah first badge!”
Cassy: “A new trainer! Want a little sparring match with Eevee here?” 😉
Amy: “Sure thing!”
Gal Cassy wants to battle!
Cassy: “Not bad at all! You have potential! I’m looking forward to see your progress. See you around!” 😉
Amy: “Och, at least tell me yer name?”
Cassy: “I’m Cassy! It was nice to meet you Amy!”
Amy: “How dae ye know…?”
The (Un)Daily Gyaru: She wants to be the very best!🎶
Meeting Team Succubus
… after Amy acquired her 2nd badge and set out on her way to the next city …
Azdael: “Hey, you!!! Do you want to join my team?”
Amy: “Me?! An’ who are ye anyway?”
Azdael: “I’m the leader of Team Succubus… the SuccuBOSS so to speak!”
Amy: “That pun’s pure rubbish, mate! An’ aren’t ye the pervs that dae it wi’ trainers they defeat in battle?”
Azdael: “Exactly! We aim to reduce people’s inhibitions! And you seem to always shove your opponents’ heads between your boobs after a victory, so you’d make a perfect fit!”
Amy: “Huh?! Ah’m jist giein’ folk a warm hug that seem tae need one…”
Azdael: “Sure… no ulterior motives at all… I believe you…”
Amy: “Dinnae lump me in wi’ you lot!”
Azdael: “I guess we have to do this another way!”
Team Succubus Leader Azdael wants to battle!
Amy: “That Houndoom was weaker than Ah expected, are ye treatin’ them weel?”
Azdael: “Of course, this is my favourite Ditto. “
Azdael: “You did great, Shifty! Don’t let her tell you otherwise.”
Amy: “Ah didnae mean tae… weel, but it aw makes sense noo. Still no’ joinin’…”
Azdael: “I’ll get you another time!”
The (Un)Daily Gyaru: She wants to be the very best!🎶
The Final Stretch
After a long and arduous journey, Amy is finally ready to challenge the Elite Four and the Champion!
Elite Four #1 Ilyana wants to battle!
Ilyana: “Wow… you… you’re doing great! But We’re not done yet! Metagross, let’s go!”
Amy: “Metagross fur the very first member, an’ no’ even in a rematch team? Somethin’ aboot this feels awfu’ wrang…”
Ilyana: “Well… eh… you see… I just took the spot,so… so I get to battle as much as I like.”
Amy: “For real? That’s yer excuse?”
Elite Four #2 Cassy wants to battle!
Cassy: “You did great, Espy! Now let’s finish this, Sylvy!”
Amy: “Wait, whit’s wi’ those daft names?!? And dinnae ye need a theme or somethin’?”
Cassy: “My theme’s Eeveelutions, duh! They’re cool and cute!”
Elite Four #3 Melanie & Rhia want to battle!
Melanie: “Oh… poor Gengar. Guess it’s time for my ace… Rhia, would you be so kind?”
Rhia: “Sure fing, been a while! Let’s get crackin’, mun!”
Amy: “H–Hey! That’s cheatin’! She’s nae even a Pokémon!”
Rhia: “Thought otherwise, didn’t you, mun? Well then—I’m not human either, am I?”
Amy: “…That disnae make it better!”
Elite Four #4 Cynthia wants to battle!
Amy: “H–hang on! Aren’t you the champion that gave everyone nightmares? Whit’re ye doin’ here in these Elite Four?”
Cynthia: “Needed a fresh start…”
Amy: “Then who’s the actual champion noo?”
Cynthia: “Defeat me and you’ll find out.”
Amy: “Och, aye… of course it’s bloody like that.”
Sandra: “Well done, Amy! I’m impressed.”
Amy: “Och, cheers Prof! But ye’re a wee bit early, aye? Ah havenae even fought the champ yet!”
Sandra: “Oh, we can fix that right now.”
Amy: “Whit?! You?! The champ?! Fer real?! That’s one mad twist, so it is!”
Champion Professor Flößer wants to battle!
Amy: “By the saints, Prof! That’s a right sexy outfit ye’ve got on!”
Sandra: “They told me I had to wear something fancier for these battles… but enough of this. Let’s see how much my favourite student has really learned!”
The (Un)Daily Gyaru: The Perfect Waitresses
Amy: “Oi, lassie! Ye look fair knackered. How aboot a wee bargain? We help ye wi’ these orders o’ yours, an’ we can drink for free. Whit say ye?”
Amy: “Nae, worries ah can handle these no problem!”
Cassy: “NEW RECORD!!! Easy, didn’t spill a drop! I’m pretty good at balancing stuff, right? Those mugs are super light, though.” 😉
Rhia: “They sez my clothes were ‘inappropriate’, like, an’ shoved me in this thing… makes no sense, mun — the blokes runnin’ round in them Lederhosen look dafter than me!” Rhia: “Anyway, here’s yer food — proper lush bit o’ chicken, this. Passed Rhia’s taste test, free of charge, mun!”
Sandra: “I’m just here to take the orders… De Madln kinna koa Wuat Boarisch… nor German for that matter…”
Melanie: “Someone had to stay at the table… but man… this is boring…”
Amy: “Tips? Ah’ve nae pockets on this wee dress, but ye kin slip yer siller right there between mah…”
Sandra: “Ahem…”
Amy: “TITS!!! Right between mah tits, Sandra. There, ah said it!”
The (Un)Daily Gyaru: Peer Pressure
Rhia: “Oi, Melly! Fancy a bit o’ scran, is it?”
Amy: “We’ve goat some prime meat frae the British Isles fer ye, aye!”
Amy: “So… whit dae ye reckon, then?”
Rhia: “Up for a bit o’ fun, the three of us, like?”
Amy: “But ye’ll hae tae mak up yer mind quick, lass…”
Rhia: *“…’cause if not, we’ll just crack on without ye, tidy!”
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