The (Un)Daily Gyaru: Rhia’s No Nut November – Getting… harder…
Rhia: (Urgh… can’t even wear me normal pants anymore, like…)
Cassy: “Rhi-Rhi! I need your opinion on some new outfits! You don’t mind, do you?” 💖
Rhia: “Aye, go on then… could use a bit o’ distraction, mind.”
Cassy: “Great! Here’s the first one. What do you think?” 😉
Rhia: “Wha’… what is tha’, fer the love of…? Looks like someone started knittin’ an’ forgot half the wool, mun!”
Cassy: “It’s called a Virgin Killer Sweater.”
Rhia: “Virgin killer? Looks like it’s out fer everyone. Proper dangerous knitwear, that is.”
Rhia: “Looks… great?”
Cassy: “Mhm… a bit brief. Fox got your tongue?” 😅
Cassy: “I’ll consider this a win! OK, next outfit.”
…
Cassy: “I’m not sure about this one. I wanted to surprise Siggy, but I’m certain I ordered a normal bunny suit, and they sent me this instead. PYON!”
Rhia: “By me ancestors… I need some WOTAH, now. Cold. Whole hosepipe, mun.”
Cassy: “Wow… Rhi-Rhi. I’ve never seen you that massively excited.” 😳
Cassy: “Are you OK?”
Rhia: “No, I bloody am not. I’m doin’ tha’ No Nut November thing. I’m sweatin’ like a sinner in chapel!”
Cassy: “You know that’s not healthy, right? You need regular… erm… relief.”
Rhia: “I’ve come too far to tap out now, butt!”
The (Un)Daily Gyaru: Rhia’s No Nut November – Calculated Distraction
Rhia: “Sandy, how you doin’, butt?”
Sandra: “Miss Rhiannon?!? You are the last person I expected to show up in my office.”
Rhia: “I need a proper unsexy, borin’ distraction, like!”
Sandra: “And that made you think of me?”
Rhia: “I didn’t mean it like tha’, mun… but Amy reckons you’ve got the most borin’ assignments goin’.”
Sandra: “Well… if Miss Reid says so… may I ask why?”
Rhia: “I’m goin’ through No Nut November, see, an’ that means—”
Sandra: “On second thought… spare me the details. How about some Calculus 101?”
Rhia: “Perfect, that sounds dead lame, tidy!”
… a while later…
Sandra: “So… how are you doing, Miss Rhi—”
Rhia: “Jus’ Rhia, please! An’… not too bad, actually — I haven’t had a lewd thought in, like, an hour, an’ I can even do some o’ this stuff!”
Sandra: “Really? Let me see!”
Rhia: “Too…Too close, Sandy, mun!”
Sandra: “Ja mei, Fräulein… ahem… unexpected. Apparently I wasn’t unsexy enough.”
Rhia: “I already told you I didn’t mean it like tha’!”
Sandra: “I did not think you could knock over the table with your… Gottchen, I’m a little impressed!”
Rhia: “Erm… cheers, I s’pose? But gimme more o’ them assignments, yeah — they’re workin’ wonders on me!”
Sandra: “Oh? Gladly…”
The (Un)Daily Gyaru: Unexpected Parenthood
Rhia: “Who’s the wee one, then?”
“I’m your daughter!”
Rhia: “Eh? When did that happen, like?”
Melanie: “When the AI didn’t want to put the fox girl in a cat costume. Don’t you want kids?”
Rhia: “I— uh… er… if it’s with you, bach…”
Memes with Buff Samus
Usually I don’t really put non-TDG content on here, but I like the Metroid fancontent!
- How Samus (should) look(s) under her suit
- Armstrong mildly gushing over her “idol”
- “The ability to Jump!” Can you believe it?
- Miles is a Good Boy
- Cassy cosplays as Samus
Cassy: “Would you prefer it if Samus Aran looked more like me, Siggy?”
Siggy: “Well… yes… of course…”
:cassy. “Oh… th-that’s… really nice to hear…“😳💖