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The (Un)Daily Gyaru: Rhia of Rivia

… Aretuza, Garstang
Sorceress: “Is that Rhia of Rivia? The White Fox?”
Sorceress2: “Mhm. Melanie dragged her in by the scruff, I heard.”
Sorceress: “And Merigold? Surely she has thoughts.”
Sorceress2: “Oh, she will. This banquet just got interesting.”

…
Rhia: “Bloody clow’es, these are. A doublet, is it? This thing’s worse than a botched teleport, mun.”
Rhia: “Everythin’s itchin’, pinchin’, an’ squeezin’ me all wrong! Where’s Melly wandered off to now?”
Rhia: “… Ah. With Amy. Brilliant. Me fox ears are twitchin’ me fox senses an’ medallion tinglin’ — tha’s bad news, tidy.”

…
Melanie: “So… I hear you spent the winter at Kaer Morhen.”
Amy: “Aye. Bluidy cauld. Ah swear mah bones are still frozen solid.”
Melanie: “And to warm up, you… slept in Rhia’s bed?”
Amy: “Lasses hae needs… ye ken fine how it is.”
Melanie: “I really cherish our long-lasting friendship and won’t risk it over that fox girl, so I’d suggest you keep your libido in check.”
Amy: “Ah feel the same way, an’ ah’ve taken yer words tae heart, but…”
Rhia: “Ladies, ladies — don’t be scrapin’ over me! There’s plenty o’ Rhia for everyone, tidy!”
Melanie:: “This—”
Amy:: “—isnae—”
Melanie: Amy: “ABOUT YOU!!”
Rhia: “Oop. Right. Er… I’ll just… stroll. Over there. Far away. Innit.”

…
Melanie: “Right. As I was saying—”
Amy: “She did have a point though, did she no’?”
Melanie: “No… of course she doesn’t!”
Amy: “Ye were fair keen tae tumble wi’ her that evenin’, aye?”
Melanie: “…maybe…”
Amy: “Grand! Ah’ll keep ye company then!”
Melanie: “Ughh… you’re impossible…”

… Cassy’s room in Aretuza
Cassy: “Muoohhh… why’d they leave me behind as if I were Mel’s little toddler?! I’m bored out of my skull!” 😤

The (Un)Daily Gyaru: Rhia’s No Nut November – The Hardest Night Before the Dawn

Rhia: “This might’ve been the worst idea I’ve ever ‘ad in me whole life, like…”
Rhia: “An’ she’s barely goin’ down anymore! I can’t even think straight — must be the lack o’ blood in me head, innit.”
Rhia: “Right then, Rhia, don’t you dare start fantasizin’ about the girls… their massive boobs, them bulgin’ biceps, shredded abs… an’ Melly’s soft lips on me—WHAT did I just say?!”
Rhia: “Okay, okay… what about Siggy…? Nah, he’s a wee bit cute too, so even thinkin’ about him is off-limits.”
Rhia: “Oh! Olórin! He’s cute in a totally different way, innit?” 💛
Rhia: “By me ancestors, it’s workin’! I’m a proper genius, I am!”
Rhia: “Almost there, Rhia… just hold on a bit longer, mun!”
Rhia: “The night is hardest… er… darkest before the dawn, they say… I can do this!”

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The (Un)Daily Gyaru: Rhia’s No Nut November – Sweet, Sweet Relief

Rhia: “December 1st an’ at least a few seconds past midnight… I bloody made it, like!”
Rhia: “Tidy, Rhia, tidy! Now all I need is a bathroom an’ I ‘ope the plumbin’s up fer the task, mun.”
*knock knock*
Rhia: “Huh? Who’s bangin’ on now, like?”
Melanie: “It’s me, silly. I just wanted to know if I’m allowed to enter my own room again!”
Rhia: “Erm… aye, sure, bach! Come on in, innit.”
Melanie: “I even brought company!”
Amy: “Oi, lassie. Ye look rough, like ye’re aboot tae burst…”
Rhia: “Because I am, mun… but I made it! Are you proud o’ me, Melly?”
Melanie: “Mhmm… a little.” 🖤
Rhia: “A LITTLE? Is tha’ all I get after a whole month o’ sufferin’, like?”
Melanie: “OK, I still think this idea was stupid, and I suffered as well. But I’m impressed; never thought you’d make it…”
Amy: “…despite oor best efforts!”
Rhia: “Despite what now?”
Melanie: “Listen, that wasn’t healthy, Rhia!”
Rhia: “Right, you two… time fer a bit o’ payback, innit!”
Amy: “Ohhh nae… whit could she dae tae us poor maidens?” 💙
Melanie: “Right here and now in my bedroom… while Cassy’s away for the weekend?” 🖤
Rhia: “Ohhh, so THAT’S how it is, is it? You set the whole thing up, like! Well then — no time tae waste, mun!” 💛

… a lot later…
Rhia: “Phew… bloody ‘ell! That was almost worth the month o’ torture, like!”
Rhia: “I ‘ope you two enjoyed as much as I did, girls!”
Melanie: Amy: “🖤💙🖤💙🖤💙🖤💙”
Rhia: “I’ll take tha’ as a yes.”
Rhia: “Ooof… I’m proper knackered now, bach. Might’ve gone a li’l too hard, innit.”
Rhia: “Time fer some lush cuddlin’, yeah? Give your favourite vixen a proper cwtch, like!” 💛
Melanie: Amy: “🖤💙🖤💙🖤💙🖤💙”