The (Un)Daily Gyaru: Apex Endurance Runner
Rhia: “You girls done already, innit? Wha’ about our cardio trainin’, then?”
Melanie: “Rhia… we… just… ran… a fu–flipping marathon!”
Rhia: “Two thirds only an’ at a snail’s pace, bach!”
Cassy: 🥵 “Haah… Textbooks need a revision. Homo sapiens sapiens… haah… aren’t the best endurance runners in the animal kingdom… haah… it’s clearly Homo sapiens vulpis… vulpes I mean… haah” 🥵
Rhia: “Oi, I had to sit through Latin, like. Don’t remember much, but I know what ‘fox’ is, ta very much!”
Rhia: “It’s not genetics, it’s jus’ trainin’, mun. Right, Amy?”
Amy: “…“
Cassy: “Amy? Are you still with us?” 😳
Amy: “Nae… ah dropped deid aboot ten k’s ago.”
Rhia: “Ahh, don’t be such a drama queen! You jus’ need a splash o’ WOTAH, like — tidy you right up!”
Rhia: “Ooor… how ‘bout some fresh protein, like?”
Amy: “Ah’m tae knackered fer that, Rhia…”
Cassy: “Eww… Rhi-Rhi! I’ll pass!” 😳
Rhia: “Melly?”
Melanie: “Uuuhh… I could use some extra protein rig—”
Cassy: “Mel! Stop thinking with your… ovaries?” 🤔
Cassy: “Yeah, ovaries!” 😤
Melanie: “Maybe later, Rhia…”
Rhia: “Dead lame, that is! Proper dead lame!”
Rhia: “Oi, Ily! You still up fer a bit o’ runnin’, innit?”
Ilyana: “Sure thing, can’t let our warmup go to waste!”
Rhia: “Tidy! Errm… get some rest, girls. We’ll be back in a few, like!”
… much, much later …
Rhia: Pant “Awright, I’ve had enough now! I’m startin’ to recognise every blade o’ grass on that trail, I am!”
Ilyana: “You’ve held up pretty admirably.”
Rhia: “Cheers, mun! Oi!!! Who’s sayin’ I’m knackered, like?!”
The (Un)Daily Gyaru: Christmas Night – Melanie & Rhia
Rhia: “Ho, ho, ho! Me sack’s filled right to the brim, like! An’ you’ve been such a good girl all year, bach. I gotta shower you with presents, tidy!”💛
Melanie: “Please, Rhia… you are ruining the mood. At least take off the Santa hat.”
Rhia: “Nah, the hat stays on!”
Melanie: ”*Sigh* I hate you…”🖤
Melanie: “Come here, don’t make me wait any longer.”
Rhia: “Right then, Melly. I got me rod all ready, innit?”
Melanie: “Shut up and do something more useful with these lips!”
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The (Un)Daily Gyaru: Christmas Night – Cassy & Siggy
Cassy: “Ehh… Siggy, should we really?!? The others are right next door… literally…” 😓
Cassy: “Muoooh… don’t give me that look. Fine, you won! CHUUU” 😘💞
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Cassy: “Mhmmm… aren’t you a little too eager tonight? I know milk does a body good, but slow down a little.” 😳
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The (Un)Daily Gyaru: Christmas Night – Amy & Ricardo + Christmas Day
The full image assets (of Amy) from the comic
And the script from “the morning after”:
It’s Christmas Day!
Rhia: ”*Sniff* Oi, Ricky. I’m smellin’ some wild Highland scent on you, innit, mun?”
Melanie: ”*Sigh* Amy?!?”
Amy: “He screwed me first… in Cribbage. Ah had tae retaliate, hen! An’ we got a fair bit closer, did we no’, Ricardo?”
Ricardo: “I… I… suppose”
Rhia: “Tidy, Amy. Ricky’s a tough nut to crack, mind!”
Amy: “Aye! Ah’m a wee bit proud o’ masel’, ah am!”
Cassy: “Different topic? Maybe?”
Rhia: “Now then, since we all had a bit o’ fun wi’ Amy, how ‘bout we say what we like best about bein’ wi’ her, like?”
Siggy: “Ermm…”
Melanie: “Yeah… no…”
Cassy: “Maybe another time?” 😓
Ricardo: “Agreed”
Amy: “Ye’re an affa’ cruel bunch! Nothin’ nice tae say aboot me at aw, aye?”
Melanie: “That’s not—”
Rhia: “I love the high pitched moans, when you nibble her right earlobe!”
Siggy: “Oh, yeah… that’s… I mean…”
Cassy: “Ehh? Really, Siggy?” 😳
Melanie: “Can confirm.”
Cassy: “I had no clue! Did you know that, Ricky?” 😲
Ricardo: “Well… no… but her belly button is- err… nothing…”
Rhia: “Go on then, Ricky… her belly button’s what, like?”
Amy: “Awright! Enough! Ah walked straight intae that one, so ah did…”
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The (Un)Daily Gyaru: Happy New Year!!! 🎉🎉
Cassy: “Mhm… Happy New Year, Siggy!” 😘
Cassy: *cough* *cough*
Cassy: “Muuoh… I tried the deep, sexy voice, but I’m just not cut out for this…” 😳
Melanie: “You love the dress? Why, thank you… I made some adjustments myself.”
Melanie: “I… I hoped you’d appreciate them…”
Amy: “Aye, that’s ma special place! Best view in toon! Dinnae be shy noo… Ah brought ye here fer a reason, ken?”
Rhia: “Can’t take your eyes off me, innit? I’m not one fer dresses usually, like, but I look proper dashin’ in this, don’t I, mun?”
Sandra: “Frohes Neues, Schatzi. And… Surprise! The girls said I should wear this… do you like it?”
Azdael: “All alone on New Year’s Eve, I see? We can’t have that, can we?”
Azdael: “I don’t mind giving you a bit of company, but you’ll compensate me later. Don’t fret, I’m sure you’ll love that, too!”
The (Un)Daily Gyaru: Christmas Scraps & Randoms
Some images that don’t quite fit anywhere else.
Rhia: “I’ve had a right hard day, mun! You wouldn’t mind givin’ me feet a rub, would you? An’ if you fancy rubbin’ somethin’ else instead… well, I won’t complain, like.”
Rhia: “Melly, d’you know I love watersports, like?”
Melanie: “You… you love what?!?”
Rhia: “I mean surfin’ an’ stuff! What did you think, mun?”
Melanie: “What did you think I thought?”
Rhia: “Honestly, the state o’ your mind, bach!”
Melanie: “Usually that’s exactly where it has to be with you.”
Rhia: “Huh?! That’s… that’s… fair, like…”
Sandra: “Well Doctor… I’m having more and more issues with back pain recently. Could you maybe take a look?”
And a birthday pic for STheZero.
Cristina is one of STheZero’s characters, check out their DA or itch.io
