The (Un)Daily Gyaru: New Year’s Dates - Cassy & Amy
Cassy
Cassy: “Happy New Year, Siggy! I hope we can spend another nice year… to–… together…” 😳
Cassy: “Hey! Did siggy.exe stop responding? Mhmm… I think I just have to re-BOOP you!”
*THUD*
Cassy: “Eeek… I’m sorry I didn’t mean to push so hard.” 😓
Cassy: “Muuooh… let me give you a hug!” 💖
Cassy: “CHUUU” 💋💞 “Already better, right?” 😉
Amy
Amy: “Ah’m fair glad ye’re enjoyin’ the view, but ye’ve barely spared the fireworks a glance, have ye no’?”
Amy: “So… whit is it ye fancy most? Ma boobs, ma arms, or ma abs? An’ dinnae try cheatin’ wi’ “everythin’” or “yer face” — be honest, pal!”
Amy: “Guid answer! Come on then, let’s head back doon, an’ ah’ll gie ye the chance fer a much closer inspection.”
Amy: “Aww… ye’re pure adorable when ye’re aw flustered. At this rate, we might no’ even make it back doon at aw!”
(author’s note: All answers are good for her 😉)
The (Un)Daily Gyaru: New Year’s Dates - Melanie & Rhia
Rhia: “Happy New Year, bach! Can’t see this year toppin’ the last year’s high, mind.”
Melanie: “Oh? What was that exceptional high?”
Rhia: “I met you, o’ course!”
Melanie: “Uuuuuhhh… quick… say something lewd and outrageous.”
Rhia: “Mhhmm… can’t think o’ anythin’ right now, mun.”
Melanie: “I hate you!” 🖤
Rhia: “I know, like.” 💛
…
Melanie: “Any New Year’s resolutions?”
Rhia: “Same as every year: Bein’ the best bloody vixen I can be, innit! An’ you?”
Melanie: “Mhm… you know… my parents want me to address that grandkid issue of theirs.”
Rhia: “Huh?! Kids… y’mean—? You and me… kids… I mean… I could—”
Melanie: “Got you! Don’t worry, I can hold them off for a few more years.”
Rhia: “Phew… but— if it ever did happen, like… I— I wouldn’t mind, bach… not with you, I mean…” 💛
Melanie: “I know!” 🖤
The (Un)Daily Gyaru: New Year’s Dates - Sandra & Azdael
Sandra
Sandra: “Frohes Neues, Schatzi! Mhmm… we might have to look for another Champagne brand next year… this one is a little… ah, it’s all good, no worries!”
…
Sandra: “Give your wife a kiss, would you?” smooch
Sandra: “I’m not tipsy at all… OK, maybe a tiny bit.”
…
Sandra: “Schatzi, you might have to help me down the stairs… those shoes, that dress and the alcohol weren’t the smartest combination after all. I hope I’m not too heavy… I did pack on some more muscle in recent months, but who am I kidding? You keep track of that better than I do.”
Azdael
Azdael: “OK… time for us to light our own fireworks, if you catch my drift!”
Azdael: “You don’t want sex right now?!? Hello!!! I look like your dreamgirl! And don’t even try to pretend otherwise, I can read minds, you know! Not that I’d have to with you!”
Azdael: “A human wants to spend more time with a demon… what has the world come to? Fine, no clue what ‘Netflix and chill’ means, but I don’t have any other plans right now.”
Azdael: “But don’t think you’re off the hook… You’ll be fulfillin’ that pact tenfold later!”
The (Un)Daily Gyaru: Azdael’s Secret Santa
Azdael: “Why would you even bother with a Christmas present? What do you think I could possibly…”
Azdael: ”!!!”
Azdael: “Are these… the extremely limited new ProKnit Ultra Deluxe?!?”
Azdael: “Wow… most of your human world stuff is garbage these days, but these!”
Azdael: “Erm… thank… you…” ❤️
Bonus Gallery: Extra Strong Pokégirls!
Not TDG related, but I got some requests for more buff girls from the Pokémon series and was happy to oblige!
The (Un)Daily Gyaru: Saikyō Cheerleaders wa Saikō!!!💪💞 - Part 1
最強チアリーダーは最高!!! - The Strongest Cheerleaders are the Best!!!
Melanie: “OK, girls. Time for our warmup.”
…
Amy: “Ma muscles feel like they’re aboot tae tear!”
Melanie: “Only a few more minutes. These basic stretches are important.”
Gumi: “BASIC?!?“
Amy: “Aye, ye’ve seen naethin’ yet, ken?”
Cassy: “Go TEAM, GO!!!” 💖
Elizabeth: “Cassy! Stay still, we’re all going to fall otherwise!”
Cassy: “But… that’s soo BOORING!” 😩
Laura: “Being at the bottom of the pyramid was your idea!”
Cassy: “Only because I’m too hea—”
Cassy: “Too tall… for anything else!” 😤
The (Un)Daily Gyaru: Saikyō Cheerleaders wa Saikō!!!💪💞 - Part 2
Gloria: “Is that Prof. Flößer? What’s she doing down there?”
Sandra: *Sigh* “How does that keep happening?”
Bea: “Did you know she looks that good?”
Gloria: “Hottest cheerleader on the team!”
Sandra: (Ja mei… they should really have other priorities, but… it’s a little flattering…)
Cassy: “We should have learned a song, shouldn’t we?” 😅
Sandra: “Any ideas?”
Melanie: “Not at all.”
Amy: “Aye, let me handle it, this is the culmination o’ years o’ trainin’!”
Amy: “Here we go, here we go, here we go!🎶
We’re gonny win, we’re gonny win, dinnae ye know!🎶
Haud yer wheesht, tae the other lot,
We’ll gie it laldy till they’re beat — by a lot!” 🎵💙
Sandra:Melanie:Cassy: “Ehhh…”
The (Un)Daily Gyaru: Saikyō Cheerleaders wa Saikō!!!💪💞 - Part 3
Rhia: “Oi, Melly! You’ll cheer fer me, innit?”
Melanie: “How are you on the team? You’re not even a student!”
Rhia: “Me? I’m jus’ naturally charmin’, like — can’t help it, mun!”
Cassy: “Isn’t this… a little unfair?” 😅
Rhia: “All good, mun! I only said they could give me a lil’ friendly rub, wherever they fancied…”
Melanie: “…“
Rhia: “… later on, mind, an’ then everythin’ was fine—”
Mel: “…“
Rhia: “What? I’m only jokin’, bach!” 💛
…
Amy: “Aye, a smashin’ victory fer us!”
Cassy: “See? Saikyou cheerleaders…” 💪
Cassy: “…wa SAIKOU!!!” 💞
Melanie: “Is that… a pun?”
Cassy: “Yes! AND it’s true!” 😉
Azdael: “Game’s over… time for me to have my own fun!”
… in the losing team’s showers…
Azdael: “Alright, you bunch of losers! If you’re feeling down, I’m here to help… with my body. If you need someone to talk to, you’ll have to look elsewhere.”
Azdael: “Hey… stop sobbing… OK, OK. You can yap to your heart’s content… buried between my boobs!”
Azdael: “Aww… there, there. Did the weight of my chest help you drop a weight of your chest, huh?”
