The (Un)Daily Gyaru: 💖 The Cup O’ Gyaru 💖 – Urgent Relief Required 🖤💛
The follow up to the previous season’s “💖 The Cup O’ Gyaru 💖” episode.
Melanie: “So… do you really think offering your »cream« to customers is a good idea?!”
Rhia: “No other way to get rid o’ me stiffy, innit, bach?”
Melanie: “A toilet, maybe? Well… I guess we also could…”
Melanie: “You didn’t plan this, did you?”
Rhia: “Nah… just couldn’t keep her down, like. Everyone’s just so bloody sexy in those… »work clow’es«! ‘Specially you, Melly!” 💛
Melanie: “Ughhh… terrible, Rhia! But I might have a bit of a craving for protein-rich cream right now…” 🖤
Rhia: “Tidy! I’ll make sure it’s an extra large servin’ fer you, bach!”
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Melanie: “Great… that didn’t help at all, but I’m completely drenched…”
Rhia: “Can’t help it, Melly… you know how excited I get seein’ you like this, innit.”
Melanie: *Sigh* “You’re the worst… well no other option…”
Melanie: “CASSY!!! We have an emergency! Rhia needs relief… from WORK! We’ll be back in half an hour, alright?“
Rhia: “More like a full hour, Cassy, mun! But I’ll make it as quick as possible, promise!“
Cassy: “MELLY?!?” 😭😭😭
Cassy: “You can’t leave me hanging like this.” 😭😤
Amy: “Och, how aboot ah help oot tae make it go faster, aye?”
Cassy: “No chance! You are staying with me! I’m not doing this all on my own!” 😡
Show Images (NSFW — Rhia 🍆)
Ihihi-chan’s Pool “Performance”
Another fanart set of “Ihihi”-chan aka. Izuki Michiru from Hololive! She’s picking up some lucky guy at the pool! 😉
The (Un)Daily Gyaru: Mythology Round 3
I depicted the original trio as mythological creatures/deities way back in season three and thought I’d come up with something for Rhia, Azdael and Sandra as well.
So here’s Rhia as Ceridwen, a kinda-sorta Celtic goddess of rebirth, transformation, and inspiration. Apparently, she has a magic cauldron…
Rhia: “Tidy! Now that’s a dress fit fer a goddess, like! Am I fillin’ that cauldron with me special sauce, or what, mun?”
Melanie: “Rhia…”
Rhia: “I’m just askin’, bach.”
Alright, moving on… next up is Azdael as Ishtar! The Mesopotamian goddess of love, beauty, war AND…
Azdael: “You picked a goddess with white angel wings fer the demon girl?”
…AND SEX!
Azdael: “Well… you got the important bit right, I guess…”
Cassy: “You look so pretty like this Azdy-chan!” 💖
Azdael: “A-… Azdy-chan?!? When did we decide on that nickname?”
Cassy: “Mhmmm… right about now, I’d say.” 😘
Azdael: “Whatever… could be worse, just like that image. Passably done, human.”
And last but not least we have Sandra as Frau Perchta. She’s more or less the Alpine version of Frau Holle and punishes the lazy while rewarding the diligent, so that was a pretty good fit.
Sandra: “Somewhat lackluster… No winter setting, and often-mentioned elements like the large nose, crippled feet, or the hatchet are absent.”
Do you want to be depicted as an old, ugly, scary hag?
Sandra: “Not… really…”
Amy: “Aye, but it’d fit like arse on a bucket!”
Sandra: “Ahem… Ruhe auf den billigen Plätzen!”
Amy: “Whit?”
Amy: “Anyway, how come ah’m the only one here that’s no’ some sort o’ deity?”
Look at the bright side… you were buck naked! Technically…
Amy: “Touché!”
