The (Un)Daily Gyaru: It’s Cassy’s Birthday! 🥳🎉
Well… time sure flies! The first public post of Cassy was exactly one year ago, and I’ve decided to mark this date as her official birthday (it’s kinda true when you think about it…).
So to celebrate, here’s a “remake” of the first public pic I posted, showing Cassy and Proteinfactory’s Nerina as a beach volleyball team!
But of course the girls and Siggy have something planned, too!
Melanie:
Amy:
Rhia: “HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CASSY!!!” 🖤💙💛
Siggy: “Erm… Cassy? Here’s a little something.” 🤍
Cassy: “Wooah!!! That is such a cute cake, Siggy! I love y– it!” 🥰💞💖
Siggy: “Glad you like it, though Melanie did most of the work.”
Melanie: “Don’t say that… I just helped a little.”
Rhia: “So… tha’s important wi’ you folk here, innit? How old are you now, Cassy, mun?”
Cassy: “I’ve turned twenty-two!” 😁
Amy: “Wait… ye’ve been twenty-two already, aye?”
Cassy: “And it stays that way until ternary decides to move the plot along!” 😉
The (Un)Daily Gyaru: Happy Easter from The Daily Gyaru Crew!
The girls put on their most convincing bunny costumes! 😉
Cassy: “Happy Easter, Siggy!” 😘💞
Cassy: “Look, here’s a cute bunny for you!” 🥰
Siggy: “Are you talking about the rabbit… or… erm… you know…”
Cassy: “I-I meant the rabbit, but… Uuuuhh…” 😳💖
Melanie: “I originally cooked Abbacchio alla Romana, but someone… couldn’t restrain their appetite…”
Rhia: “I’m sorry, bach! But you can’t just tell me to ‘ave a taste if it’s tha’ good, mind! An’ Ricky also took more tha’ a lil’ bite, innit?!”
Ricardo: “Hey, don’t try to shift the blame here! I only took a tiny extra bite to properly evaluate the taste!”
Melanie: “Well, I’m happy you two liked it… especially you, Kitty… but all I still had time for is a handmade pizza.”
Amy: “Oi, pal, wantae play some egg jarpin’ wi’ guid auld Amy?”
Amy: “Tha’s nae chicken egg, ye say? As ye can see, everythin’s bigger where Ah’m frae, ken?”
Rhia: *sniff* “I already found all the hidin’ spots, like! Melly’s scent is on all o’ ‘em an’ I can pick tha’ one up within several kilometres, mind!”
Melanie: “…“
Cassy: “I guess someone else has to do the hiding next year, huh?” 😅
Sandra: “Painting Easter eggs for our Osterbaum is such a nice tradition, don’t you think?”
Sandra: “Why the dress? Well… I’ve learned to go with the flow a little, and you don’t mind, do you, Schatzi?” 😉
Azdael: “You could ask for almost anything and you just wanted to see me in a bunny suit with a basket full of painted eggs? Humans, I swear!!!”
Azdael: “Easter eggs are a pretty cute idea, I have to admit…”
The (Next)Daily Gyaru: Happy (Cheeky) Easter!
The future generation is a bit cheeky! Including a bonus with Phillipa.
Yuki: “I’m still looking for one egg… Do you think you could help me find it?” 😏🩵
Ciri: “Alright, alright, no more hiding today, mind! So have a cheeky peek, mun!”
Fiona: “Sorry, sugar. Ah’ve nae eggs fer jarpin’ the day.”
Fiona: “But Ah’ve other round things fer smashin’, so Ah have!”
Cassy: “Sorry, Phil! We didn’t have anything in your… erm… size…” 😅
Melanie: “You can adjust it later, can’t you?”
Amy: “Or juist stuff it wi’ the eggs, ken?”
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The (Un)Daily Gyaru: (Un)Peaceful Hanami
Cassy: “Ahhhh… it’s been years since I had the chance to watch the cherry blossoms bloom. This year I brought everyone to peacefully enjoy the event to—”
Amy: “Oi, Mel! Did ye dae the Basho-tori thingy an’ fetch a guid place fer us?”
Melanie: “Of course… I even brought some of those cute bento boxes.”
Sandra: “Reliable as always, Melanie!”
Melanie: “Practice makes perfect… You look great in that Kimono.”
Sandra: “Quite elegant, isn’t it? All yours are… a little ill-fitting though.”
Melanie: “Sadly nothing for our proportions, at least I could fit my arms in…”
Amy: “Whit are we wearin’ these fer anyway? Almost everyone’s in normal claes, ken?”
Cassy: “Because we made a trip to Japan and you all have to wear a Kimono at least once. Those are the rules!”
Amy: “Rules ye made up, aye?”
Cassy: “I did not!” 😤
Amy: “Fer sure, lassie!”
Cassy: “Anyway… how do you like your first trip abroad, Rhia?” 😘
Rhia: “Love it, mun! Tha’ dango stuff’s proper lush, like!”
Cassy: “…and?”
Rhia: “Erm… the trees are pretty an’ all, like… an’ I’m lovin’ them funny-lookin’ old houses, mind.”
Amy: “An’ that sakura mochi stuff is braw!”
Cassy: “Did you eat the leaves?” 😅
Amy: “Nae… should Ah?”
Cassy: “That is still under active debate.”
Sandra: “Rhia Mäderl, would you mind closing your Kimono? We’d like to not have any issues with the law.”
Rhia: “But… I’m wearin’ me pants, mun!”
Cassy: “They don’t conceal much of anything though.” 😓
Rhia: “Tha’s the point, Cassy, innit?!”
Melanie: “So… what else do people do here?”
Amy: “Karaoke!”
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Rhia: Amy: Cassy: 🎶🎵🎶🎶🎵
Akari: “Why is it so noisy this year? And why is everyone wearing a semi-reasonable outfit, while I’m here with the 5★ gacha costume?”
Azdael: “Haven’t been here in… no idea actually… glad the girls planned such a trip. Hopefully I can find another cute priest or priestess who wants to… exorcise me!”
The (Next)Daily Gyaru: Next Gen Hanami
The “Next Generation” is having a trip to Japan to experience Hanami, too!
Yuki: “WOW!!! Can you believe it, girls?! We can experience Hanami together!” 🥹🩵
Ciri: “You’re rarely that excited, Yuki, mun… you’ve done this a few years ago, innit?”
Ciri: “I love that dango stuff, mind!”
Yuki: “Sure… but that was with Mum and Dad. Now it’s just us!” 😉
Fiona: “Ah think this is pure brilliant, too! Gettin’ oot oor crusty auld toon fer once…”
…
Fiona: “Aye, these trees are pretty an’ aw, but Ah say it’s time fer some mair culture, so it is!”
Fiona: “Let’s have a wee bit o’ sake!”
Ciri: “Are you sure, mun? I’ve heard stories about your mum, mind!”
Yuki: “Me… too…” 😖
Fiona: “Nae worries, sugars! Ah can haud ma drink… got that frae ma Da’!”
Ciri: “If… if you say so…”
Fiona: “Ah dae say so! Cheers, lassies!” ❤️🔥
…
Fiona: “ZZzzzZZZ”
Ciri: “Looks like the apple didn’t fall as far from the tree as she thought, innit?”
Yuki: “But she looks super cute sleeping peacefully like this! I want to hug the ‘wee lass’!” 😊
Ciri: “‘Wee lass’, is it? But how are you holding up, mun? You’re not much of a drinker, like.”
Yuki: “A bit tipsy, but I’m fine… looks like that Swedish and German heritage plus all my… mass… comes with some natural tolerance.”
Ciri: “So it seems… Cheers, Yuki!” 🧡
Yuki: “Cheers, Cece!” 🩵
The (Un)Daily Gyaru: Yuki Showcase and Introduction
Yuki is Cassy’s daughter and the older of the two children. She has a minor melanin deficiency, resulting in white hair, fair skin and pink eyes. She has to be careful in the sun, but is more than healthy otherwise — eclipsing her mother on basically all metrics… taller, even more muscular and… more cushioning up front. 😉
As the tallest member of the Kanayama family by a long shot, she’s sometimes dubbed Shiroyama-chan.
She’s fairly calm most of the time, but shares her mother’s positivity, with occasional enthusiastic emotional outbursts when excited. While Yuki is genuine in her appraisal of others, she has a tendency to dish out gentle roasts; however, it’s never mean-spirited. She is fully aware of her physical prowess and can get fairly competitive. Like her mother Cassy, she deploys emoji frequently, albeit in a more muted form.
Yuki taps heavily into her Japanese heritage and comes off as a bit of a “weeb”. She speaks fluent Japanese, took every chance she got to spend time with her Japanese relatives, loves manga and anime, and also enjoys ikebana and calligraphy. While most of her hobbies are “chill”, she is also a fierce practitioner of the family martial art style: Kanayama-Ryu.
Name: Yuki Kanayama (Yuki-chan, Yu-tan)
Ethnicity: 🇯🇵🇸🇪🇩🇪
Age: 19
Height: 201cm (210cm including ahoge)
Weight: You… you don’t want to know. 😳
Measurements: … normal measuring tape doesn’t cut it… except for my waist.
Cup Size: There might not be enough letters in the alphabet 🤔
Occupation: Student – Japanese studies
Hair color: White
Hairstyle: Wolf cut with arched bangs
Eye color: Pink
Likes: Working out, martial arts (Kanayama-Ryu), flowers, sound of the rain, ikebana, calligraphy, Manga & Anime
Dislikes: Noise, stress, arrogant people, Isekai, history, fragile furniture
Favorite Color: 🩵
Favorite Food: Sakura Mochi 😋
Hated Food: Blood pudding… Ewww 😖
I’m so proud of your progress! 😊 I’m sure you can lift my warm-up weights soon! 🩵
Fiona: “Cece, sugar! Slo—slow doon a wee bit, would ye? Ah… Ah could dae wi’ a wee breather richt aboot noo…”
Fiona: “Whit aboot ye, Yuki-cha…chan?”
Yuki: 🤔 “We could really take a little break. This was a pretty intense run—”
Fiona: “Thank ye, hen!”
Yuki: “…for a warmup.” 😉
Fiona: “YE THINK WE’RE STILL WARMIN’ UP!!!”
The (Un)Daily Gyaru: Yuki Showcase (Part 2)
Yuki: “And this flower is called…”
Yuki: “Hey, are you listening, Cece?!” 🤨
Ciri: “I’m trying, mun! But this here is… bloody boring, innit?”
Yuki: “Then maybe you shouldn’t have accepted my pushup challenge.” 😏
Ciri: “You set me up, Yuki! Saying you’re not confident in beating your mum’s one-arm push-up record…”
Yuki: “I said I’m not confident I can beat my mother’s push-up record with one arm — there’s a difference!” 😉
Ciri: “Still… 420 is insane, mun! And I was happy I managed 400 normal push-ups…”
Yuki: “My arm was pretty sore the next day. But it’s worth it if we can widen your horizons a little.”
Ciri: “Ughhhh…”
“What do we have to do to pass, sensei?”
“Either of you has to hit Yuki once!”
Yuki: “Don’t worry, I won’t hit back.” 😏
(she’s so large… that can’t be that hard)
…
*Pant* “Oooff… no chance…” *Pant*
*Pant* “How is such a big body… so… nimble…” *Pant*
Yuki: “I think you guys did great!”
“Think we can get it next time?”
Yuki: “No, but if you keep training, I might have to start blocking soon!” 😊
“Ouch…”
“Well… thanks, Yuki.”
The (Un)Daily Gyaru: Yuki Showcase (Bonus)
Yuki: “Oh wow… you really liked this, didn’t you?” 🩵
Yuki: “I only wish you could have enjoyed it for more than 30 seconds…”
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HoloAN After Hours: Steamy Sleepover (Part 2 — Michiru)
After getting out of the hot springs an even hotter night awaits! Marine is about to get to know all the girls on a really personal level… and Michiru calls first dibs!
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