The girls answer all kinds of questions — from dinosaurs and ice cream to nightmares and body swaps. Some wholesome, some spicy, all in character!
⭐ Prefs & Lifestyle
💬 What's your favourite dinosaur?
Cassy: “Hey, what’s your favourite dinosaur, everyone?”
Cassy: “Mine is Ankylosaurus. They are chunky, bulky, and cute! Just like me!” 😘💖
Melanie: “Uhhh… I don’t know… Theri-something… or so…”
Cassy: “Do you mean Therizinosaurus?” 🤔
Melanie: “Maybe… we’ll just go with that…”
Amy: “Spinosaurus, nae questions asked, pal!”
Cassy: “Why? Just because they are the biggest theropods?” 😅
Amy: “Am Ah no’ speakin’ English, lassie? … an’… aye…”
Sandra: “Archaeopteryx… a good demonstration of how difficult proper taxonomy is.”
Cassy: “That’s so… very Sandra of you…”
Sandra: “And what does that mean exactly, Miss Kanayama?”
Cassy: “Nevermind…” 😓
Rhia: (licks lips) “Well then… Gallus domesticus, mun!”
Cassy: “But… that’s just a chi—” 🤔
Rhia: “Shush!”
Azdael: “Huh? Aren’t dinosaurs just really lame dragons or something?”
Cassy: “Muoooh… they aren’t lame at all!” 😤
Azdael: “Can they breathe fire?”
Cassy: “Well… no…”
Azdael: “See… LAME!”
💬 What is your favourite type of headwear?
Cassy: “Mhm… most hats don’t play nice with my ahoge, and a scrunchie doesn’t count, right?” 🤔
Cassy: “A top hat maybe? I think Siggy would look extra dapper wearing one.” 😘
Melanie: “A nice wide-brimmed pointed hat.”
Cassy: “Because witches wear them?”
Melanie: “Noooo!”
Amy: “As a TRRRUE Highlander, there can be only one!”
Gloria: “A proper tam o’ shanter, o’ course!”
Amy: “Aye, that’s the yin!!!”
Rhia: “A tidy Santa hat gets Melly purrin’ like a cat, mun!”
Melanie: “They really don’t…”
Rhia: “But you love rippin’ ‘em off me head, bach!”
Sandra: “A handmade Goldhaube. Tradition matters.”
Amy: “Weel, we agree on somethin’ fer once, eh?”
Sandra: “Auch ein blindes Huhn findet mal ein Korn…”
Amy: “An’ whit aboot thae really auld hens, Dr. Flößer?”
Azdael: “My horns!!!”
Cassy: “That’s it?” 😅
Azdael: “Yes.”
💬 Showering or Bathing? And how hot or cold do you like the water?
Cassy: “I love ice bathing! An icy dip is the best part of the sauna experience.” 😁💖
Melanie: “Re-really?”
Cassy: “Totally! It’s a Sami tradition. You should give it a try, too!”
Melanie: “I’ll just stick to the sauna part…”
Melanie: “As for me, I like a romantic bath. Hot water, some fragrance, candles, rose petals…”
Rhia: “…and a tidy vixen companion, right, bach?” 💛
Melanie: “Maybe.” 🖤
Rhia: “Dunno, mun. I’m good wi’ whatever, long as I can join Melly, like.”
Amy: “Nothin’ beats a cauld shower in the mornin’ tae wake ye up proper!”
Sandra: “Wechselduschen are the better option. It may not help, but it certainly doesn’t hurt either. A warm, relaxing bath is nice, too!”
Amy: “Everythin’ tae keep the auld body workin’, aye?”
Sandra: “Exactly! You should start rather sooner than later, pushing 30.”
Azdael: “Do I care? I don’t think I do, I can actually sit in boiling water if I wanted to.”
Cassy: “I bet you’re the romantic bath type, too!” 😏
Azdael: “Well… let’s just say no one’s ever regretted inviting a demon to their bath.”
Amy: “Oi, lads! Ye’ve been awfy quiet through aw o’ these. Say somethin’ fer once, ken!”
Siggy: “Erm… I mean… I just… shower?”
Ricardo: “Same.”
Melanie: “Wow… you guys are boring.”
Siggy: “I mean… I’m not opposed to a romantic bath either…”
Cassy: “Ehhh?” 😳
💬 Hey hey, what was the main idea behind your iconic outfits? What do you like the most about them?
Cassy: “Uuuhm… I wanted something that fits the Gyaru aesthetic — cute, girly and pink! But doesn’t look too… standard, you know?” 😅
Cassy: “And while the pink camisole top is super cute, it also shows off my… mhmmm… assets pretty well.”
Cassy: “I know Siggy really likes to see arms, boobies and abs!” 😉
Cassy: “And… I like that Siggy likes it.” 😳👉👈
Melanie: “Well… all I wanted initially was a goth outfit to show Mamma it’s not ‘just a phase’.”
Melanie: “I can be a bit shy and reserved… so all these spikes were to make me look more edgy. Didn’t work too well, though. Cassy and Amy had no issues approaching… mission failed successfully, I guess.”
Melanie: “I like the most that the outfit is sexy, but not gratuitous. The pure black makes my eyes pop. The lace and fishnet frame everything nicely… and it doesn’t hide anything.”
Amy: “The idea? Tae wear as little claes as Ah can legally get away wi’, ken?”
Amy: “On a more serious note: Ah’m a proud Scotswoman, so Ah wear the flag colours right across ma ample chest! An’ the kilt’s a must! Matches ma fiery hair, does it no’?”
Amy: “Ah like that it’s simple, bold, an’ gets the job done… juist like me!”
Amy: “Oh… an’ Ah’m no’ tellin’ ye why Ah wear that key necklace all the time. Some secrets are worth keepin’, aye?”
Rhia: “Had a bit o’ help puttin’ this one together, mind.”
Rhia: “I’m a vixen… bit o’ a predator, see? So it’s got to show. Fur trim, tooth necklace, leather… tells you everythin’ you need to know, innit?”
Rhia: “An’ I do love showin’ what I’ve got, mun! Not like me top an’ pants are tryin’ too hard to hide it, like.”
Rhia: “If folks happen to notice how much I’m workin’ with… well. Can’t say I mind, mun. Proper tidy, tha’, innit?”
Sandra: “My outfit is practical and… casual-professional first and foremost.”
Sandra: “That said… I’m fully aware how it frames my physique. The sweater is just tight enough to show off my arms and chest, and the slit in my skirt… can draw attention.”
Sandra: “As an IT professional, I don’t have to look like I’m wearing a paper bag, nor too formal, and I think my outfit accomplishes that.”
Azdael: “You know… I used to wear this classic succubus sling bikini. Tells you everything at a glance—great, but also boring. And I’m NOT boring!”
Azdael: “So I thought of that more casual fit. Simple shirt, cute skirt… makes me look pretty normal at first.”
Azdael: “BUT the outfit ‘shrinks’ as I grow… elbow length sleeves, now barely able to cover my shoulders, a loose shirt, turning into a tight top and a normal skirt, stretched into a micro skirt. That’s the stuff… the visual alone already sends plenty of people over the edge.”
Azdael: “I could just change my clothes with magic, but that’s just soo much better!”
Azdael: “My favourite thing about the outfit? It has the best shirt print possible: myself!”
💬 If you had to pick a favorite sports car, regardless of reliability or cost, what would you choose?
Azdael: “Cars? Yeah… don’t care!”
Rhia: What’s the difference between a normal car an’ a sports car then, bach?”
Melanie: “Sports cars are more expensive!”
Rhia: “Tha’s it?”
Melanie: “Pretty much!”
Sandra: “Making a choice disregarding reliability or cost? Preposterous!”
Cassy: “Uhhhm… my dad’s car was pretty sporty, I think? It’s… erm… a Mitsubishi Eclipse?” 😓
Amy: “Alright… someone’s got tae gie a real answer! Aston Martin Vantage — British, braw, an’ built like a tank! Nae fancy nonsense, juist raw power under the bonnet!”
Melanie: *sigh* “As the Italian in the group, I should probably pick something as well… “
Melanie: “I think a lot of Ferraris look pretty slick… like an SF90. I don’t know anything else about the car, I’d never buy one… but it looks slick.”
Sandra: “Fine… a Mercedes-Benz 300 SL. A timeless feat of German engineering… and those gullwing doors are admittedly rather elegant.”
Cassy: “Oh, that’s the one with the cool doors!” 😮
Siggy: “I’m not really a car person… but a Porsche 911? That’s the one everyone knows, right?”
Ricardo: “I know this was for the girls, but I can’t just sit here! Where’s the passion?!”
Ricardo: “Lamborghini Countach! THE poster car! Those wedge lines, the pop-up headlights… absolute perfection!”
Melanie: “Huh… didn’t know you cared that much about cars, cousin.”
Ricardo: “I played a lot of racing games growing up, alright?”
Amy: “Now THAT’S an answer! Guid taste, laddie!” 💙
💬 What are your opinions on reptiles and amphibians? Do you have a favourite?
Amy: “Sure, Ah love turtles! Krang an’ Shredder are the cutest, wee buggers!”
Cassy: “Flamingos!”💖
Melanie: “But… those are birds…”
Cassy: “I’m fully aware, but they are nested in the class Reptilia, as the only survivors of the clade…”
Melanie: “…“
Cassy: “Uuuhh… OK, Frilled lizards are pretty, too!” 🙄
Melanie: “Not much of a fan, to be honest, but I’ve read a bunch about frogs while learning magic.”
Cassy: “Reading some fantasy is all that is…” 😤
Melanie: “Anyway… Golden Poison Dart Frogs are pretty… deadly…”
Rhia: “Did I already tell you how much I love you today, bach?”
Melanie: “No? But love you too, Kitty.” 🖤
Rhia: “I haven’t got much of an opinion, look you. Played with ‘em as a dwtty cub an’ tha’s it, like.”.”
Siggy: “Common slow worms… are called worms, look like snakes and are classified as lizards. That’s… mildly amusing, right?”
Sandra: “Mildly…”
Sandra: “Well… I have no strong opinion either. Never cared much for them as pets, food… or other weird hobbies…”
Melanie: “Hey!”
Ricardo: “I was into most large reptiles as a kid. Crocodiles, alligators, leatherback sea turtles and so on. Not much of an enthusiast anymore, but I still like those. A cool large lizard is the—”
Azdael: “Komodo Dragon! Good taste, dude! They are still puny and can’t even breathe fire, but… you take what you can get, right?”
Fiona: “Sure, Ah love turtles! Krang an’ Shredder are the cutest, wee, long-lived buggers! Got them frae ma maw, an’ she got them frae her da! Ah might even be able tae gie ‘em tae ma kids!”
Ciri: “There are lots of pretty and colourful salamanders and frogs, like. But most of those are more toxic than a social media feed, mind!”
Yuki: “Mhmmm… a lot of them either are slimy or look like they are… I don’t like that.” 😣
Yuki: “But I do like many tortoises… their faces look like friendly grannies!” ☺️
💬 Girls, which one of you pulls off a suit best?
Cassy: “Melly!”
Amy: “Aye, Mel!”
Rhia: “O’ course, it’s me bach!”
Melanie: “Uhhm… thanks! I don’t disagree…”
Melanie: “Though, Amy would look hot as well!”
Amy: “Nae… thank ye!”
Amy: “Ah’ll leave the stiff claes to Sandra.”
Sandra: “Dr. Flößer! And I wear them with elegance and style…”
Amy: “Aye, aye auld hen…”
💬 Who would look best in a stereotypical maid outfit?
Azdael: “ME!!!“
Cassy: “Muooh… how do you know?” 😤
Cassy: “I’d look cute in a maid outfit, too!” 😘
Melanie: “Uhm… a French maid outfit goes well with my usual aesthetic, I think.”
Sandra: “Not my style…”
Amy: “Ah, no’ ma style either. Cheers, Sandra!”
Sandra: “Dr. … ah whatever…”
Rhia: “I can’t quite picture it, mind. Someone should get to makin’ some examples, innit?”
Who, me?
Amy: “Aye… get generatin’, pal!”
But… my schedule…
Amy: “Less whinin‘, more creatin’! The reward is seein’ us in skimpy maid outfits. Worth it, aye?”
Fine… now in a minute… mun.
Rhia: “Picked up somethin’ useful, did you now? Tidy, mun!”
💬 Girls, what's your favourite outfit to wear?
Cassy: “I mean… I like my pink camisole and skirt… I think it’s really cute and fashionable.” 👉👈
Melanie: “A black crop top and yoga pants… sexy and comfy… it’s perfect.”
Amy: “Ma birthday suit from Phillipa!”
Sandra: Melanie: “Ughhhh…”
Melanie: “Did we expect anything else?”
Sandra: “No, but that doesn’t make hearing it any less baffling…”
Rhia: “Me tight pants, crop top and fur-trimmed vest… tha’s why I’m wearin’ it all the time, innit, mun?”
Sandra: “I recently had the chance to wear a kimono… that was really nice. Very elegant, not skimpy at all, but form-fitting in its own way.”
Azdael: “Ehh… whatever I feel like at the moment… but bonus points for clothes that go from loose to super tight, when I grow a little.”
🍕 Food & Drinks
💬 Waffles or Pancakes?
Cassy: “Japanese soufflé pancakes! They’re like little fluffy clouds! You can put a face on them!”
Melanie: “Waffles. You can put your toppings in the pockets and eat them without too much of a mess.”
Amy: “Scottish drop scones! A proper pancake is thick an’ hearty, no’ those wee flat American things!”
Rhia: “Pancakes, o’ course! Just slap it on an’ flip it, mun! Why d’you need a fancy press for breakfast, like?”
Sandra: “Waffeln… nach Omas Originalrezept!”
Azdael: “Anything is fine… as long as it can completely fill my mouth and I can get lots of thick, sweet cream from it.”
Cassy: “We’re still talking about dessert, aren’t we?”
💬 What's your favourite ice cream?
Melanie: “Oho… gelato. Let me tell you a thing or two about gelato!”
Amy: “Quick… someone stop her noo! Rhia?!?”
Rhia: “Ehh… Melly—fancy a lil’ lick o’ me stick, like?”
Melanie: “Later, kitty, this is important! So first of all—”
Rhia: “No other choice but to plug tha’ mouth, is there, bach?”
Cassy: “Rhi-Rhi?!?!” 😳
Melanie: Rhia: *kissing*
Cassy: “Oh… that’s fine… I think. Off to a good start, huh?” 😅
Cassy: “I LOVE strawberry mochi! So tasty and so convenient to eat!”
Amy: “Tablet ice cream fer me! Ah’m nae great fan o’ most Scottish scran, but this? Braw!!!”
Azdael: “A fancy Banana Foster!”
Cassy: “Unexpected…” 😳
Azdael: “You set the ice cream on fire, isn’t that awesome!”
Sandra: “Since the others are still busy… Marilleneis. Not too sweet andalso heavy, unlike most of the other options here.”
Azdael: “Oh… I just remembered, I have another favourite: Spaghetti-Eis… that’s a real Italian classic, riiiight?”
Melanie: “You!!!“
Rhia: “She’s pullin’ your leg, bach.”
Melanie: “OK, OK… I’m calm.”
Melanie: “Pistachio gelato is a real Sicilian and by extension Italian classic. The other stuff doesn’t even compare.”
Azdael: “I made her skip her lecture… you can thank me later.”
Rhia: “An’ what about me, mun? Oh… an’ I like Blackberry sorbet, mind.”
💬 Have you ever tried reindeer meat? If yes, what did you think of it? If no, if given the opportunity, would you give it a try?
Cassy: “Of course! It’s a Sami staple! My grandparents used to make suovas — smoked reindeer — and it’s sooo good! Tender, lean, rich in protein, a little gamey… perfect with lingonberry sauce!” 😁💖
Cassy: “If you ever get the chance, please try it! It’s part of my culture and I’m always happy when people appreciate it!”
Melanie: “I have not, but Cassy makes it sound quite good, especially the lingonberry sauce.”
Amy: “Aye! Venison’s common back hame, an’ reindeer’s no’ far off. Lean, rich, pure guid wi’ a hearty stew!”
Rhia: “Meat is meat, mun! An’ this one sounds proper tasty, like!”
Rhia: “You got a bit teary talkin’ about your grandparents’ recipe there, Cassy, mun… you can rub me belly to cheer up, mind.”
Cassy: “Mhmmm… maybe we should plan a trip to my grandparents this year!” 🤔
💬 Do you enjoy drinking milk?
Cassy: “Erm… I like chocolate, hot cocoa and many other sweets and dishes made with milk… but drinking raw milk… not really.” 😓
Sandra: “Yes, of course. Milk is still a good calcium source and keeps your bones strong, but almond and oat milk should be part of your diet as a more digestible alternative!”
Amy: “Ah do love fresh milk, too! Mah favourite source? A bonnie lassie’s boobs, ken?!”
Cassy: “I… I do know…” 😳👉👈
Melanie: “So do I…”
Melanie: “I’m personally not a fan… only as caffè latte…”
Rhia: “But you like me ‘milk’, innit, bach?”
Melanie: “Besides the point… and it’s more like thick cream.”
Cassy: “Ehhh?!?” 😳
Melanie: “I mean… ughhh…”
Rhia: “As for me, like… I can’t stand cow, goat, or any o’ tha’ cattle stuff, mind.”
Azdael: “You think I of all people would be a puny milk drinker! I prefer… other liquids down my throat.”
Rhia: “Proper tidy, mun!”
💬 What is your favourite fish to eat?
Cassy: “Mhmmm… hard to say, both my Swedish and Japanese grandparents made awesome fish dishes!” 🤤
Cassy: “I’ll just pick Arctic char AND Sanma… I don’t even know the English name!” 😓
Amy: “Smoked Haddock is braw! Thanks fer comin’ tae ma TED talk!”
Melanie: “I have a soft spot for pesce spada, or swordfish… also a Sicilian classic. You can eat it grilled, with pasta, or as invol—”
Rhia: “We get the gist, bach!”
Rhia: “I love the fish from the lake near me hometown, mind. Roast ‘em over an open fire, bit o’ salt, like. Proper tidy, tha’ is!”
Melanie: “And… what kind of fish are they?”
Rhia: “Haven’t a clue, bach!”
Melanie: “Ughhh…”
Ricardo: “I’m with Melanie by the way. Swordfish is a classic and absolutely perfect for all kinds of pasta dishes, soups, or on its own as invol—”
Cassy: “Anyway… what kind of fish do you like, Sandra?”
Sandra: “Ahem… well… none… I’m just not a seafood person.”
Cassy: “Ehhh? Is that a German thing, Siggy?”
Siggy: “Well… Dr. Flößer is Austrian… not the same!”
Sandra: “Danke, junger Mann!”
Siggy: “Gern geschehen! And… no… it’s not a German thing either. I like Rollmopssemmeln…”
Cassy: “Roll… mops… what now?” 😅
(author’s note: Mel and Ricky want to say involtini di pesce spada by the way.)
💬 How much would you have to get paid to eat your least favourite food?
Rhia: “Right then, Melly, bach? How about a tidy reward if I’m a good vixen an’ eat me veggies, like?”
Melanie: “No… you’re an adult. This is good for you.”
Cassy: “She’s not wrong, Rhi-Rhi. You’re still human and need a balanced diet!” 😤
Rhia: “So no complainin’ from you the next time Melly makes us some tasty Brussels sprouts then, innit?”
Cassy: “Muoooh… I walked into that one myself, didn’t I?” 😳
Cassy: “I’ll eat a large serving for a measly £1000, kay?” 😉
Amy: “Ah’ll eat haggis fer a couple o’ siller, pal! It’s no’ tha’ bad. Alcohol though… Ah’m a strong lass, pure solid. So ye’d have tae ask the others how much they want tae deal wi’ a blootered Amy, ken?”
Cassy: “Half the time you just fall asleep like a baby! And you look soo cute!” 😘💖
Melanie: “You really just want to tuck her in and give her a kiss on the forehead!”
Melanie: “… the other half though…”
Rhia: “I’d want at least a whole pot o’ gold to deal wi’ tha’, mun! Haven’t a clue how much tha’ is in modern pounds, mind.”
Amy: “Ah’m no’ tha’ rowdy, am Ah?!”
Melanie: “You have no idea…”
Cassy: “OK… now the interesting part: How much for a juicy pineapple pizza, Melly?” 😉
Melanie: “For no money in the world. This is not a question of ability, taste, or willingness… it’s purely a question of principle!”
Melanie: “What’s your take on this, Ricardo?”
Ricardo: “Pineapple on pizza is bad, sure, but nobody warned me about mushy peas when I moved here. Who looked at a perfectly good vegetable and decided to turn it into paste?”
Amy: “Dinnae knock mushy peas, laddie! They’re a chippy classic!”
Ricardo: “You could pay me… £150? Maybe less if there’s enough vinegar to drown them in.”
Melanie: “That cheap, huh?”
Ricardo: “Not everyone can afford principles, cousin.”
Cassy: “What’s the worst food you can think of, Sandra?” 🤔
Sandra: “Anything from a fast food chain. The nutritional void is staggering.”
Amy: “Even a cheeky Maccy’s efter a night oot?”
Sandra: “Especially then. Your body is already under enough duress.”
Sandra: “But… fund a research grant and I’ll eat one. For science.”
Cassy: “You’d sell out for a research grant?!” 😳
Sandra: “Science demands sacrifice, Mäderl.”
💬 I’m making Philly Cheesesteaks who wants ‘em and what do you want in it?
Azdael: “Eh… just make it big and put in whatever…”
Cassy: “Mhmm… I can’t decide.” 🤔
Cassy: “Siggy… I’ll take what you have.”
Siggy: “Just the classic for me, then.”
Cassy: “Muooh… that’s a little boring, don’t you think?” 😓
Siggy: “Fine… extra caramelised onions, green bell peppers, and just a tiny bit of hot sauce.”
Cassy: “That sounds great, Siggy! I knew you’d have good taste!” 😘💖
Melanie: “Mhmm… this looks… well, how about some proper cheese at least: provolone, mozzarella, and some roasted red peppers.”
Ricardo: “C’mon, cousin, this doesn’t look too bad. Provolone, sautéed mushrooms, and roasted peppers for me.”
Cassy: “Look, Melly, there’s a pizza cheeseste—”
Ricardo: “Shush… don’t draw her attention.”
Melanie: “Ughhh…”
Rhia: “If it’s called steak, there’s real meat in there, innit, bach?”
Melanie: “There is.”
Rhia: “Triple meat then, no veggies, dun’t care about the cheese, mind.”
Amy: “Load it up, pal! Double meat, pepper jack, jalapeños, fried onions, hot sauce — gie me aw ye’ve got!”
Sandra: “That sounds like a heart attack in the making… Let’s attempt to make this as un-unhealthy as possible: chicken, green peppers, sautéed mushrooms, and provolone.”
…
Cassy: “Muooh… Azdy-chan! Stop stealing the toppings!” 😳
Azdael: “I didn’t know these onions, mushrooms, and the other stuff would look so good… now I need to do proper research to make a more informed decision next time!”
Cassy: “Ehhh…” 😅
Yuki: “Just triple meat, extra Cheez Whiz and mozzarella, bell peppers, jalapeños, mushrooms, caramelised onions with hot sauce and mayo in an XXL bun!” 🤤
Fiona: “Anythin’ else, sugar? There’s still ingredients left, ye ken?”
Yuki: “It looks good and I’m hungry, OK?!” 😓
Fiona: “Ah’ll go wi’ double meat, pepper jack, jalapeños, fried onions an’ hot sauce!”
Ciri: “Sounds exactly like what your mum would pick, mind!”
Fiona: “Ah dinnae think so, sugar!”
Ciri: “Sure, mun! I’ll take a pizza steak. Do you have any pineapple, by chance?”
…
Yuki: “Mhmmm… looks delicious. Last one to finish pays! I even gave you girls a handicap!” 😉🩵
Ciri: “You’re just broke again, innit?”
Fiona: “Better start eatin’ if ye value yer siller, aye?”
💬 Melanie, have you ever tried pineapple on pizza? If you haven't, how would you react if you liked how it tastes?
Melanie: “I was open-minded… so I have!”
Melanie: “If you ask me you are just ruining a good Pizza Prosciutto with those often overly sweet, overly juicy pineapples.”
Melanie: “BUT – just between the two of us – it’s not THAAAT bad, but if we let that slide, what’s next?”
Melanie: “Pizza Strawberry-Diavolo? NO, just NO. So lines in the sand are important!”
💬 And your stance on banana on pizza from Sweden?
Melanie: “I can see the full dessert variant from Brazil and so on… the dough is pretty neutral after all.”
Melanie: “But tomato sauce, curry and banana? Let’s just say I’m less than convinced. I have not tried it…”
Melanie: “…and it already exists, so I won’t judge too harshly.”
Cassy: “Another item for our Northern Europe trip, right, Melly?” 😘
Melanie: “Ughhh… let’s just hope it’s an extra warm summer over there…”
💕 Relationships
💬 Which body part of the other girls do you find most attractive?
Sandra: “I’ll sit this one out, thank you.”
Azdael: “No offense… but I don’t spend enough time with any of you to care.”
Cassy: “Well… someone has to start, right?” 😓
Cassy: “Melly’s mole is really sexy… even if ternary forgets it most of the time these days…”
Cassy: “Amy… mhmm… the freckles are sooo cute!” 💖
Cassy: “And Rhia… hard choice… but I’ll go with the fluffy tail!” 😉
Amy: “Ah’ll make it quick: Cassy’s soft boobs, Melanie’s huge, roond arse an’ Rhia’s massive todger… Ah’m a simple lass efter aw.”
Cassy: “O-Ok…” 😳
Cassy: “Who’s next?”
Rhia: “Cassy, mun! If I see that ahoge bobbin’ about, I gotta try proper hard not to bat at it, like.”
Rhia: “Amy’s fiery hair is a proper turn-on, that is… tidy, mind.”
Rhia: “As for Melly…”
Melanie: (blushing) “…“
Rhia: “It’s the eyes, innit. That glare she gives when she’s pretendin’ to be cross, or the spark when she’s happy… gotta stop thinkin’ on it, or I’ll… raise me head, mun…”
…
Cassy: “Alright, Melly. Your turn!”
Melanie: “Who? Me? Already?”
Melanie: “Erm… Cassy has… really nice lips… very… erm… kissable… you know?”
Melanie: “Amy’s upper arms are so hot… each muscle… the veins… mhmmm…”
Melanie: “And Rhia… well… erm… not easy… but… if I’m really honest… well… you see…”
Rhia: “Go on then, bach. What turns you on the most?”
Melanie: “It’s your huge cock, OK?”
Rhia: “Tidy!”
…
Melanie: “It’s so much better than all my doujinshi. The length, the girth, the vascularity, and then those huge, round—”
Sandra: “OK, OK! We get it. A little too much detail. I’m still here, you know!”
Melanie: “Oh… I, I’m sorry… I’ll go die now.”
Sandra: “All good, young lady… not like anyone is surprised…”
Azdael: “Ha… that mask didn’t just crack… it shattered! Sweet!”
Melanie: “Ughhh…”
💬 OK boys, which body part of the girls do you find most attractive?
Siggy: “What? Us? Why?”
Blame the community!
Ricardo: “Who’s first?”
Siggy: “Rock, paper, scissors?”
Ricardo: “Sure!”
…
Siggy: “FUCK“
Siggy: “Erm… well, I love everything about Cassy!”
Cassy: “Awww!” 💖💞
Amy: “BOOOO!!! Pure copout, pal!”
Siggy: “Well, it’s true! As for you, the red hair and freckles are such a cute contrast to those huge muscles.”
Siggy: “Melanie… has a nice smile? Rhia has really nice hair?”
Rhia: “You tried, mun.”
Sandra: “Feel free to skip…”
Siggy: “Phew… thanks.”
Siggy: “And I’ve never seen you before, Ms. Demon girl, but I like that ahoge for some reason.”
Azdael: “Azdael! And thank you, I got it from your girlfriend, kinda…”
Cassy: “Ehhh?” 😳🤔
Ricardo: “Well… that’s not going to be awkward at all!”
Ricardo: “Cassy… nice legs…”
Ricardo: “Cousin… I love you, but not like that!”
Ricardo: “Amy… I wish I had a quarter of your arms… and your belly button is really cute.”
Ricardo: “I like petting Rhia’s head… the one with the ears, obviously!”
Rhia: “You can pet—”
Melanie: “Nooo!”
Rhia: “Fine… only for you then.”
Ricardo: “Dr. Flößer, you’re in great shape for… you’re in great shape.”
Ricardo: “And… erm… Azdael, was it? You look a bit like Cassy, Cousin and Amy put in a blender, you know that?”
Azdael: “Really? I had no idea… must be a TOTAL coincidence!”
💬 What made you realize that your current partner/lover is the one for you?
Cassy: “Erm… Siggy isn’t actually my boyfriend, but—” 😳
Melanie: “Ughhh… please!”
Cassy: “but if he were!” 😤
Cassy: “Well… we’ve known each other for a long time and he has been protective when we were kids, so supportive when I started getting… big… and always so sweet!” 😘
Cassy: “We’ve shared so many important moments together… some very intimate… and I know I can trust him with… everything.” 🥰💞💖
Cassy: “I don’t want to get into any details, but he’s just like I want my ideal partner to be… si-size and all… it also doesn’t hurt that he’s really into what I have to offer.” 😳👉👈
Siggy: “Well… I don’t have much to add. Cassy has always been someone I can rely and lean on… figuratively from the beginning and literally for quite a while now.”
Siggy: “And yeah… I love every inch of her body.”
Melanie: “Why do I even like you, Kitty?”
Melanie: “You like to make me blush in public, you are needy and often more confident than you should be.”
Melanie: “But that’s exactly why… the difference between the sly, confident seductress in one moment and the little, helpless Kitty the next is just too endearing.”
Melanie: “I love having someone that gently pushes me out of my comfort zone, but is simultaneously fully reliant on me.”
Melanie: “It feels like we know each other way longer than we actually do.”
Melanie: “And… erm… she has everything I like in a girl… and then cute fox ears, a tail and a huge… she’s my Kryptonite!”
Rhia: “At first I thought me bach would be fun to tease, but her motherly warmth just took me heart by storm, like.”
Rhia: “Her reactions to me antics still make me heart skip a beat, mind! But I also know that she’ll just be there for me, no questions asked, innit.”
Rhia: “I never thought I’d have a stable partner, like. But now I know I don’t want to be wi’ anyone else.”
Rhia: “Pretty simple, but tha’s it!” 💛
Melanie: “Aww… Kitty!” 🖤
Rhia: “And o’ course… Melly really knows how to handle every inch o’ me… long, thick, veiny…”
Sandra: “We get it…”
Sandra: “Well… I’ve been married longer than most of you have been alive. And of course trust and support are important. My Schatzi has his fair share of flaws, but he’s also willing to accept mine.”
Sandra: “I can be a bit difficult at times, you know?”
Amy: “Nae, ye can? Ye dinnae say?”
Sandra: “We’ve gone through quite a few challenges in our early years. But every year just made me more certain that I’ve made the right choice.”
Amy: “Ye aw have a special place in ma heart.”
Cassy: Melanie: Rhia: Siggy: Ricardo: 💖🖤💛🤍💚
Sandra: “Fine…” 💜
Amy: “But this lassie here will no’ settle doon wi’ any one person… no’ even the lass next door frae me.”
Cassy: “Amy’s everyone’s best friend… that everyone has… erm… sex with…” 😅
Cassy: “Except for Sandra, right?” 🤔
Sandra: “That is correct. But mark my words… you will find your extra special someone, too!”
Amy: “Ah’ll take that bet, auld hen!”
Sandra: “Looking forward to collecting my prize.”
💬 For the singles: Do you have an ideal partner? Or has simply no one caught your eye?
Azdael: “Well, being ‘single’ comes with the job, I guess. Can’t just come to the same partner every night… that’d be fatal for you humans. And we don’t really do the family and having kids thing, like you do.”
Melanie: “So… how do you reproduce?”
Azdael: “That remains a secret.”
Melanie: “Ughhh… dammit…”
Amy: “As Ah’ve said, Ah’m happy bein’ the lass fer everyone! But whit happens, happens. Ah dinnae mind havin’ an extra special bonnie.”
Cassy: “So… Ricky, what about you?” 😏
Ricardo: “What about me?”
Cassy: “You’re the only single left!” 😁
Ricardo: “Am I? Miss ‘I don’t have a boyfriend’?”
Rhia: “He’s got you, Cassy, mun!”
Cassy: “Muuoh… OK, my ideal boyfriend would be Siggy. Back to you, Ricky!” 😘
Ricardo: “Well… I’m still figuring things out, but a woman like Amy would be intriguing.”
Amy: “Whit?”
Ricardo: “The confidence, openness, and genuine warmth are very appealing. She also… erm… gives very good hugs.”
Amy: “Che-cheers, pal!” (blushes)
Melanie: “You’d make a cute couple, and I approve of Amy wholeheartedly.”
Rhia: “An’ you approve o’ Ricky as Amy’s partner, innit?”
Melanie: “Mhmm… good question… let me think about that.”
Cassy: “Me-Melly… you’re not their mum, you know!” 😅
Ciri: “So… erm… what about us?”
Fiona: “Ah like me maw’s approach. She ended up wi’ me other maw, Gloria, but still makes it wark wi’ Da.”
Ciri: “I’m like my mums, mun… primarily into girls, but flexible otherwise, mind.”
Yuki: “Mhmmm… I’m pretty open, too! How about a triple relationship!” 🩵
Fiona: “Aye, sounds braw!” ❤️🔥
Ciri: “Ughhh… you want to decide that just like that, innit?”
💬 Name one thing your partner does that drives you up the wall.
Sandra: “We can name only one thing?”
Sandra: “I have more than enough appointments to keep track of, do I have to also keep track of my husband’s? I guess I do since I’m the one making them in the first place! Also, it shouldn’t be easier to fill Schatzi in on the topics at my last conference than explaining where the cups should go in the dishwasher, and if I take the time to ir—”
Amy: “Aye, aye! We ken, ye’re married.”
Cassy: “Sounds almost exactly like my mum!” 😅
Cassy: “Mhmmm… I don’t know. What don’t you like about me, Siggy?”
Siggy: “Erm… well… I love your positivity and enthusiasm, but it can be a bit much… at times… rarely… if that’s OK?”
Cassy: “Uuuuh… I can see that.” 😓
Cassy: “Oh… you should be more confident, Siggy! Speak your mind!” 😘💖
Melanie: “As mentioned… I enjoy the teasing and it’s fine among us here, but… I could live with a little less in public, you know?”
Rhia: “Noted, bach! An’ I enjoy our song an’ dance before our coupling exercises, mind…but you could be a bit more straightforward now an’ then, like.”
Rhia: “I’d like a Melly that takes what she wants, innit!”
Melanie: “I… I can give that a try.”
Amy: “Dae Ah juist say somethin’ tae everyone?”
Amy: “Sounds fun thinkin’ aboot it.”
Amy: “Cassy, stop the ‘not my boyfriend’ schtick.”
Cassy: “Ehhh…? I… Muooh…” 😤
Amy: “Siggy, Ah agree wi’ Cassy.”
Amy: “Mel, get a new groan, would ye?”
Melanie: “Ughhh…”
Amy: “Juist talk aboot yer todger, if ye want tae, Rhia.”
Rhia: “There’s no fun in tha’, innit?”
Amy: “If the lasses get on yer nerves, juist come over and stay the night, Ricardo. We dinnae have tae dae it, if ye’re no’ in the mood.”
Amy: “Ah won’t say nae, however.”
Ricardo: “Ermm… no—noted…”
Amy: “Aye… tha’s everyone present! Ah still love ye aw!” 💙
Cassy: “Can we complain about you now?” 😲
Amy: “Nae, that tidbit’s pretty long already. Nae dogpiling on the single lass!”
Cassy: “Muooooh…” 😤
Amy: “Ye can try a physical dogpile, ken?”
💬 Ricardo, I will give you 50 bucks to confess your feelings to your crush. The bigger you make the gesture, the more money you get!
Ricardo: “Telling her something she already knows? How hard can that be…”
Ricardo: “Soo… *clears throat*… Amy!”
Ricardo: “At first I was actually scared… after meeting my now super muscular cousin, then a mere few minutes later her super tall and even more muscular friend offered me a princess carry. And once we made it out of the airport a woman with the strongest-looking arms I’d ever seen wanted to hug me.”
Ricardo: “I thought you’d break my spine for sure!”
Ricardo: “But of course that impression did not last long. You are sweet, open-minded, have the right sense of humour, I admire your confidence in yourself and your body, and I really enjoy talking to you, especially since we can discuss things that the other girls here don’t know shit about.”
Cassy: “Hey!” 😳
Melanie: “Rude, cousin!”
Ricardo: “And of course Cassy was absolutely right back then — you do give the best hugs! The strong arms and large breasts contribute, but the real warmth comes from your big heart!”
Ricardo: “In short, I enjoy every minute I spend around you, whether in public or… intimate… and I hope that won’t change for a long time.”
Amy: “Che—cheers, pal…”
Rhia: “No stutterin’, like. Did you practice that beforehand, Ricky?”
Ricardo: “I’ve… thought about this before…”
Rhia: “Proper tidy catch, Amy, mun!”
💪 Physical
💬 How big would each of you girls want to be?
Cassy: “I’m already getting too broad for some doors… I’m good.”
Melanie: “178cm… or is this not about height?
Amy: “Ah wouldnae mind havin’ a few mair inches o’ biceps!”
Rhia: “Can I tell ‘em how long I want me fully extended rod to be, like?”
No…
Rhia: “69cm… tidy number, eh?”
Sandra: “I think I’m muscular enough as is, right, Schatzi?”
Sandra: “Riight, Schatzi?!?”
Azdael: “Depends on my mood, time of day and whatever else… and then I just do it!”
💬 What could be bigger?
Amy: “Wrist flexor, pronator, brachioradialis, bicep, rotator cuff, tricep!”
Cassy: “You want to destroy us even harder in arm wrestling?”
Amy: “Aye!”
Cassy: “Uhhhm… I have no issues now, but a stronger back won’t hurt. There’s a decent amount of weight in the front.” 😉
Siggy: “It doesn’t have to be on our body, right?”
Siggy: “If the support is there… Ca-Cassy’s boobs…”
Cassy: “Ehhh?!? I–I wouldn’t mind having a bit of extra cushioning for you.” 😳💞
Rhia: “Bigger an’ stronger pelvic floor muscles, like. Better control an’ more… lift, innit, bach?”“
Cassy: “Li-lift… is she saying…” 😳
Sandra: “There’s no way she can…”
Melanie: (blush) “She… she can… almost…”
Rhia: (smirk) “…“
Amy: “Pure class!”
Melanie: “No idea… I’d rather want some things to be smaller.”
Rhia: “Dun’t say tha’, bach. I’m lovin’ every inch o’ boob, bum and bicep, mind!” 💛
Amy: “So do Ah… the bum’s pure bliss!” 💙
Melanie: “Tha–…thanks…” 🖤
Cassy: “Sandra, what about you?”
Sandra: “Nothing really…”
Sandra: “Maybe bigger patience for silly inquiries?”
Azdael: (shrug) “‘Everything I want at the moment’ is the answer.”
Ricardo: “I don’t want to complain, but a bigger guest room would have been nice.”
Ricardo: “…and thicker walls…”
Melanie: (blush) “…“
Rhia: (smirk) “…“
Cassy: “Sorry, Ricky! We never expected to have four people living in our two-person apartment!” 😅
💬 $1 a rep, forever — or $10 million if you can squat your max 10 times straight?
Sandra: “There appears to be a logical error here. If I am supposed to squat my one-rep max, how could I possibly squat this 10 times in a row? By definition this would not be the one-rep max!”
Cassy: “I think it’s not that deep, Sandra.” 😅
Sandra: “Well… Either way, at my age I’d choose the safer option, Despite the meager reward function. I can’t risk severe injury.”
Cassy: “Mhmmm… I’d also rather play it safe and just get a little with every rep.” 😉
Amy: “If it was curls Ah’d dae that too… Ah curl things aw day anyroad… tha’s free money! But squats… Ah’d rather go fer the big payout or fail tryin’!
Melanie: “I’d rather do anything but lifting weights to earn money…”
Rhia: “I’m wi’ Melly on tha’ one. Can I get paid for runnin’ or somethin’, like?”
Amy: “Ah ken whit kind o’ workout ye two would like tae get paid fer. Ye’d be rich in nae time!”
Melanie: “Tchh… still not as fast as you.”
Amy: “Aye… but ye are… stiff… competition!”
Rhia: “You hear tha’, Melly! We gotta put a bit more effort in, bach!”
Sandra: “Ahem… Mäderl?!? Behave, please!”
Azdael: “I don’t work out, I don’t need money, and I only squat on a bed… if you catch my drift. Next!“
Ricardo: “Mhm… I don’t work out either. I can’t squat much to begin with… how bad could I possibly hurt myself with such a light weight?”
Siggy: “I can probably just go for the max squats. Motivation, security… and aftercare if anything goes wrong.”
Cassy: “Awwww!” 😘💞💖
💬 You can only train one half of your body for a year — top or bottom?
Amy: “Upper body, nae contest! Ah’m no’ lettin’ these arms shrink fer anythin’!”
Amy: “Besides, Ah can run an’ kick wi’oot needin’ a gym fer that.”
Cassy: “Mhmmm… upper body, I think? I need a strong back to carry all of… this.” 😉
Cassy: “Plus I’d feel weird if my arms got noodly!”
Melanie: “I only do full body workouts usually, but lower body… I suppose. It took a lot of effort to build these legs.”
Rhia: “Wait… did they say top or bottom?”
Melanie: “They meant training, Rhia.”
Rhia: Well, I’m a top!”
Melanie: “…”
Rhia: “…but need the bottom… I mean… I need lots o’ lower body strength, like!”
Cassy: “For running and all that?”
Rhia: “Not just for runnin’, mun…”
Melanie: “Ughhh…”
Sandra: “Lower body without question. Strong legs are the foundation of everything: balance, posture, injury prevention. Upper body is vanity; lower body is longevity.”
Amy: “Oi! Vanity?!”
Sandra: “Present company very much included.”
Azdael: “Top or bottom? I’m versatile.”
Cassy: “The question is about training, Azdy-chan!” 😅
Azdael: “Oh… then I don’t care. I just shapeshift whatever I need.”
💬 If you could be a pro athlete in any sport, which one would you choose?
Amy: “Is that no’ bloody obvious? Arm wrestlin’, pal! Ah’d smash aw the lads on the table…”
Melanie: “You are just talking about their arms, aren’t you?”
Amy: “Aye… juist the arms, o’ course…”
Cassy: “Mhmmm… I don’t like to hurt people, but I’m pretty good at our style — Kanayama-Ryu. Dad says it counts as Judo and I’d be extra gentle.” 😉
Cassy: “It’d be my super-jū-dō, so to say.” 😘
Amy: “Ah bet ye always find volunteers tae send on the mattress, aye?”
Cassy: “…” 😳
Melanie: “Well… I was pushed to be a professional gymnast… but I really don’t like all the attention and refused to compete.”
Melanie: “I can do a quintuple layout twist though.”
Rhia: “But you’d look sooo cute doin’ flips and all, tiny as you are, bach!”
Sandra: “Melanie would actually be fairly tall for a female gymnast!”
Rhia: “No, no way?!?”
Rhia: “I love runnin’, mun… dashin’, marathons, cross country, I’d be good at all o’ those, like. Only hurdles are an issue, innit — tha’s where me big girls down there get in the way a bit…”
Amy: “We might juist ‘ave tae do some drainin’ beforehand, ken?”
Melanie: “Impossible task… trust— forget it…”
Azdael: “Challenge accepted!”
Melanie: “I don’t think so!”
Sandra: “Mäderl… Darts, I’d play DARTS!”
Azdael: “Is that even a sport?”
Cassy: “Darts?!?” 🤔
Sandra: “What’s with the faces?”
Sandra: “A bit of maths, always a drink at your side and low risk of injury. Perfect for my age.”
Amy: “Aye, ye’d fit right in wi’ the grumpy auld men!”
Azdael: “You know we have our own competitions… I’m a huge fan of obstacle flying! Mid-competition shapeshifting is not allowed though, and that’s just SOO LAME!!!”
Amy: “O’ course, that sounds like cheatin’!”
Cassy: “But super cool!” 😍
💬 What would you prefer: Never be sore after a workout or have endless stamina?
Sandra: “Another question with a shaky premise. Sore muscles are the result of tissue damage. If you have infinite stamina, could your muscles even tire and tear? Or could your muscles still get so overworked that, despite having infinite stamina, you could no longer lift anything? Do you actually have infinite stamina in this case? Does the concept of infinite stamina just break the most basic laws of physics?”
Cassy: “You’re overthinking this again, Sandra!” 😅
Cassy: “However, opinions in the field constantly shift and it’s still commonly believed that hypertrophy requires some damage to the muscle. The muscle is subsequently repaired and not only that, the body supercompensates, making the muscle larger. Would the inability to have sore muscles prevent muscle growth then?”🤔
Cassy: “But more and more voices are emerging saying tha—”
Rhia: “ENDLESS STAMINA… is wha’ I want, mun!”
Cassy: “I was rambling a little, wasn’t I?” 😅
Melanie: “You sure you need that? Your stamina already seems pretty much inexhaustible.”
Melanie: “…“
Melanie: “I mean, when she’s running and… stuff like that!”
Amy: “Aye, she’s especially potent… daen ‘stuff like that’, ken?”
Rhia: “I like bein’ able to push a tiny bit further and harder, innit! Dun’t you know, bach?”
Melanie: “Ughhhh…”
Amy: “Ah like tae feel the burn in ma arms liftin’, so nae endless stamina fer me. But no’ bein’ sore the next morn sounds braw.”
Melanie: “I agree… I take my leg exercises seriously, but sore thighs are THE WORST!”
Cassy: “Mhmm… I’m in the ‘no sore muscle camp’, too. It’s not like I want to work out all day, so getting tired seems like a plus.”
Sandra: “Well… just accepting the premise again… I’d pick endless stamina, but for many other things besides working out.”
Azdael: “Erm… I don’t know how sore muscles feel and have pretty efficient ways to replenish my stamina quickly, if you cat—”
Sandra: “We do…”
Azdael: “Anyway, these human problems don’t really faze me.” (shrugs)
💬 What were your first thoughts and reactions when you started getting big?
Cassy: “I’ve just got pretty tall, pretty fast during puberty and built a bit of muscle not doing much of anything. Then I just thought… what if I actually tried?” 🤔
Cassy: “The results came pretty quickly and that piqued my interest in biology, physiology, nutrition and so on.”
Cassy: “So that really changed my life and the results… are pretty awesome, huh?” 😏💞
Melanie: “I started working out, because little Melanie got bullied. When I built muscle much quicker than expected, I just thought… ‘cool’.”
Melanie: “I was still really short, but the bullying stopped soon after, so… mission accomplished!”
Amy: “Ma da always made me wark oot, so Ah really didnae have such a moment. Ah realised pretty late ma airms were much bigger than any o’ the lads’, even…”
Amy: “Didnae bother me though, Ah always loved ma looks!”
Rhia: “Was similar for me, mind. Most o’ me people are fairly in shape, so I dun’t stick out too much, innit.”
Rhia: “It only really dawned on me when I got out into the world, like, that I’m not lookin’ like your average woman… an’ I’m not even talkin’ about me ears, tail, or me massive balls.”
Sandra: “Well… compared to everyone else here, I’m downright small. It also has been a very long and gradual process for me, but when I look at colleagues my age… I’m proud of what I’ve managed to achieve and maintain.”
Cassy: “You absolutely can be, Sandra! You look fantastic.” 😘💖
Melanie: “100% agree, size isn’t everything. Your symmetry, definition… mhmmm…” 🖤
Rhia: “Are you droolin’, Melly? Can’t blame you, bach!” 💛
Amy: “Aye… Ah’ve got tae admit, the auld hen is someone tae look up to…” 💙
Sandra: “Uhhhm… thanks, girls…” 💜
Azdael: “I got these muscles from some TDG fan. Never occurred to me before to be stupidly jacked!”
Azdael: “At first I was like ‘What a weird kink’.”
Azdael: “But now I FREAKING LOVE IT!!!”
Azdael: “Finding some guy or gal who haven’t realised their fetish yet… just the best.”
Azdael: “And before it was almost always about boobs and butts, sometimes feet… now we also have abs, traps, biceps, even my back. Adds some variety with the worshipping, doesn’t it!”
Ciri: “Well… it sometimes feels a bit unfair that we can pack on muscle so easily, innit? I’m trying to maintain a leaner build and that’s actually hard if you like sports… and food, mind.”
Fiona: “Ah grew up aroond so many buff lasses, it didnae really register, tae be honest.”
Yuki: “Same…” 😣
Yuki: “Only when I got bigger than mum at… 16? Or so? That’s when I fully realised how unusual all these muscles on girls are.” 😅
Yuki: “I do like every pound though!” 😉🩵
Fiona: “Aye! Nothin’ better than some big airms fer a warm hug, ye ken?”
💬 Would you be famous for crushing stuff with your upper body or lower body?
Cassy: “I’m pretty balanced… but probably still my upper body?” 🤔
Melanie: “Well… lower body for sure. Thunder thighs and so on…”
Amy: “Upper body o’ course! Ma airms are ma pride efter aw.”
Rhia: “Lower body… not because of me legs, though, mind.”
Sandra: “I’ve only crushed dreams of easy A’s in my courses…”
Cassy: “That she did…” 😓
Azdael: “I’m an equal opportunity crusher.”
Fiona: “Airms fer me… Ah’ll blame me maw fer this.”
Ciri: “Crushing you on a run counts as lower body, innit?”
Yuki: “I’m… erm… ‘good’ with both, but I think people would be more into the upper body aesthetics?” 💪😉
💬 How did the "Pink Power Upgrade" feel? And be honest… do you want it back?
Cassy: “How did it feel? No idea… I only remember I had to cough a lot from the fumes.” 😅
Cassy: “And… I don’t know… I already have enough issues with clothes and doors as is.” 😔
Melanie: “My thoughts? ‘Great, I already can’t find fitting pants, now I won’t even find fitting skirts’.”
Melanie: “…being tall was kinda nice, though…”
Amy: “Ah felt like Ah could move a mountain… Ah couldnae at aw, but Ah could move some auld car in ma backyard!”
Amy: “Ah dinnae mind havin’ it back whenever Ah need some… well… extra muscle, aye!”
Rhia: “Pretty funny, I looked, mun! Could have been a character from Melly’s… special picture books, like.”
Rhia: “She was thicker than Melly’s whole torso, mind. A bit too much for any intimate fun, innit?”
Sandra: “‘How did I get roped into this?’ and ‘I’m glad I can still buy my clothes at a conventional store’ after returning to normal.”
Azdael: “‘Look how much they need to mimic a fraction of my power!’“
Azdael: “Didn’t take it, because I can still be bigger than anyone if I so choose!”
🌶️ Spicy
💬 What is your favourite type of underwear?
Cassy: “Cute panties, with cute prints…” 👉👈😳
Melanie: “Everything I wear turns into a thong anyway…”
Amy: Rhia: Azdael: “None!”
Cassy: “All three of you?!” 😳
Melanie: “Who could have known, I wonder?”
Sandra: “Kein Kommentar…”
Azdael: “One second…”
Sandra: “Why are you touching me forehead?”
Azdael: “It’s lace-trimmed white panties. Trust me!”
💬 Sesbian lex?
Amy: “Aye!”
Cassy: “Want to elaborate?” 🤔
Amy: “Nae!”
Rhia: “Are we talkin’ about another video game or somethin’, bach?”
Melanie: “No… they want to know if you are into girls.”
Rhia: “O’ course! There’s plenty o’ evidence around, innit?”
Melanie: (blush) “…“
Rhia: “Lotta guys are a bit miffed about me big girl down there, mind.”
Melanie: “Well, I’m only into girls, sorry guys! You’re cool in other ways though.”
Rhia: “She’s not missin’ out on anythin’ with me, like!”
Melanie: “True. You even forget important birthdays and are whiny when we go shopping!”
Rhia: “You take foreeever to—”
Melanie: “See!”
Cassy: “Mhmmm… I prefer cute guys, but… uuuuh… I’ve fallen for sexy girls like Mel, Amy, Yuko-senpai…”
Amy: “… an’ many mair!”
Cassy: “That’s not true… only a few more…” 😳👉👈
Sandra: “I am 100% satisfied with my husband!”
Amy: “An’ whit aboot yer youth, if ye still remember?”
Sandra: “I do remember, thank you! But… kein Kommentar!”
Azdael: “I do not discriminate between the sheets.”
Azdael: “I drain everyone equally!”
Azdael: “Hey guys, what’s your take on this?”
Siggy: “Huh? We’re guys so…”
Azdael: “You like to watch, don’t you?”
Ricardo: “Who doesn’t? I mean… damnit…”
Azdael: “Perv!”
💬 Where is the freakiest place "you've done the deed"?
Cassy: “Ehhh?!? Do… do we really… do we answer this?!?” 😳
Cassy: “Mhmmm… erm… I guess… the shower… in a public bath… late in the evening, when we knew no one else was around…” 👉👈
Cassy: “And… and what about you Siggy?”
Siggy: “Well… what do you think? The shower… in a public bath… late in the evening…”
Cassy: “Oh… right… obviously…” 😳
Amy: “No’ an easy choice! How aboot… Sandra’s office.”
Sandra: “Was zum…?!? Wann soll… erm… When did this supposedly happen?”
Amy: “That’s a secret, ken? An’ you, Dr. Flößer?”
Sandra: “Ahem… I really shouldn’t answer this…”
Amy: “But?”
Sandra: “Probably… my office…”
Amy: “Pure class… Dr. Flößer!”
Sandra: “…”
Rhia: “I dun’t think Melly’s bed is ‘freaky’, like, but tha’s where most o’ me deed doin’ happened. Any bright ideas, bach?”
Melanie: “Why are you asking me?”
Rhia: “Oh—wait, I got one. You remember the story, when I ended up at tha’ anime convention, innit? There was a nice girl showin’ me around, like.”
Rhia: “We got along so well, we both needed… some privacy at the same time, mind!”
Rhia: “I was very excited, she was very impressed… and a proper mess, we made—”
Melanie: “We get the gist, Rhia!”
Melanie: “Seems I’m the most boring one… all I have to offer are beds and couches.”
Amy: “We cannae be sure yet. Whit aboot you, Ricky?”
Ricardo: “Me? You mean… well, I’d say… a solitary hut on Christmas night…”
Amy: “You… you mean… when we?”
Rhia: “We can pick tha’ too, Melly, innit?”
Melanie: “Shu–shut up, Kitty…”
Azdael: “What haven’t I done? Tell you what: You try to think of something and I’ll answer.”
Melanie: “In the throne room of a castle.”
Azdael: “Many times.”
Cassy: “On an aeroplane?”
Azdael: “Sure.”
Sandra: “In a classroom.”
Azdael: “Of course!”
Amy: “…durin’ a lecture!”
Azdael: (grin)
Amy: “Ah’m impressed, lassie!”
Rhia: “A lake in a forest at full moon, like.”
Azdael: “That’s almost always a little romantic.”
Siggy: “Erm… on a sinking pirate ship.”
Azdael: “Close… did that only once!”
Ricardo: “Well… I don’t have anything. So just: the back of a car.”
Azdael: “Erm… mhm… let me think… actually…”
Azdael: “No.”
Sandra: Melanie: Amy: Siggy: Ricardo: “What?!?”
Cassy: “Congrats, Ricky! You won!”
Rhia: “Proper tidy, mun!”
💬 Would you rather be an OF model, or a hub actress if it meant tripling your salary?
Sandra: “Neither. Next!”
Cassy: “Ehhh? Really? So dismissive?” 🤔
Cassy: “I’d make a good fitness model, I think… I got the tan and all! But… I’ve been in the theatre club in school, so I think doing some acting would be cool!” 😘
Melanie: “Cassy… the question wasn’t about normal acting and modelling, you know?”
Rhia: “What do they mean, then, bach? You dun’t need no hub to be an actress, innit?”
Amy: “They’re askin’ if ye’d be naughty in front o’ a camera tae make a few bawbees.”
Cassy: “Uuuuuh… I should read the questions more carefully…” 😳👉👈
Rhia: “We can make dosh doin’ tha’?”
Melanie: “Yeah… but then it’s for the whole world to see…”
Rhia: “Oh… I dun’t mind me friends watchin’, like…”
Cassy: “Ehhhh…” 😅
Melanie: Sandra: “…“
Amy: Azdael: (smirking)
Rhia: “… but the boy downstairs doesn’t need to know how well Melly can handle a large pole, does ‘e now?”
Melanie: “Uhghh…”
Melanie: “Well… I could argue that triple of Zero is still Zero. Ternary doesn’t pay us anything!”
Cassy: “To be fair… we spend all earnings on food and ‘business investments’… like cute clothes, new furniture, other equipment… your new fridge…”
Melanie: “Aaanyway… engaging with the premise.”
Melanie: “I… I could see myself posting some cute and sexy pictures of us.”
Cassy: “Really?” 😲
Sandra: “That’s unexpected, Ms. Cicchetti.”
Melanie: “Well… you know… like a lot of streamers are introverts in real life? Sometimes you have a desire to put yourself out there with a safety net in between? And… I’m quite happy with my body… and my partner.”
Melanie: “You can also do the face covering thing. I… find that pretty hot… and a way to be creative.”
Sandra: “That… does make sense, I have to admit.”
Melanie: “And we wouldn’t post anything explicit…”
Melanie: “… at least initially…”
Rhia: “Proper tidy that sounds, bach! Where are we signin’ up, like?”
Amy: “Ah dinnae mind havin’ some spicy pictures fer sale either. Gettin’ mair people intae muscle lassies is doin’ God’s work, ken?”
Amy: “An’ if ma partner’s up fer it, Ah can see maself daen it on camera, too!”
Sandra: “This is not unexpected at all… Ms. Reid.”
Amy: “Aye, Ah’m enjoyin’ ma body and dinnae mind others daen the same!”
Azdael: “Mhm… I have no use for money, nor do I have any… acquisition… issues. But I could probably use this to find especially eager… fans. Sign me up as well, Amy! You are good with that tech stuff and you can keep the money for all I care.”
Amy: “Already doon… the URL is █████/the-spicy-gyaru!”
Cassy: “Why do you have to have ‘gyaru’ in the name?” 😓
Azdael: “Branding consistency! Join now for 50% off and a clip of me and Amy smooching in your inbox!“
Cassy: “She’s good at this…” 😳
Sandra: “Kids these days…”
💬 At what age did you lose your virginity?
Azdael: “Hell if I remember… I have many powers and eidetic memory is not one of them!”
Sandra: “That’s private… but feel free to determine the latest possible point based on my son’s age. So you get at least a tiny bit of intellectual… stimulation out of this.”
Cassy: “Well… as you might have guessed… it was with Siggy…” 😳👉👈
Cassy: “…and… we were 18. It was really romantic… and Siggy was… erm… really… en-enthusiastic.” 🥰
Amy: “Ah was a wee bit younger than tha’. Had ma first time back hame.”
Melanie: “With a guy or a gal?”
Cassy: “Melly?” 😧
Amy: “Guid question! Twas a lass. Took a wee bit longer till the lads started bein’ honest aboot likin’ ma body an’ aw. Some thought we couldnae be pals nae mair… nothin’ wrang wi’ havin’ a friend zone wi’ benefits, ken?”
Melanie: “As for me… age 23, with Cassy!”
Cassy: “Ehhh?” 😳
Melanie: “What do you mean ‘Ehhh’? I told you!”
Cassy: “I… didn’t think you were serious… someone like you?”
Melanie: “A shy lesbian goth girl? Either way, I’m very happy with my short list of partners.”
Amy: “Aye… Ah’d say quality ower quantity, but there’s quite a bit o’ quantity recently, aye?”
Melanie: “Ughhh… but not wrong…”
Rhia: “I dun’t really remember, like…”
Melanie: “So much action, it all became a blur, huh?”
Rhia: “Quite the opposite, bach! Our first time… I remember like it was yesterday, mind! I also remember the girl at the Expo… but before tha’… must’ve been a while, like.”
Rhia: “We’re not so fussed about birthdays, age, bein’ an adult an’ all tha’ back home… you just live your life, innit!”
Rhia: “Well… me most important first time was wi’ Melly… I’m sure I won’t ever forget tha’ one!” 💛
Melanie: “…” 🖤
Cassy: “Rhi-Rhi, you can be so romantic if you try.” 😳
🤔 Hypotheticals
💬 Do you girls ever have 'what if…' moments? What do you daydream about?
Cassy: “I sure do! What if I fully understood our condition? Could that help others achieve the same result? Would that even help anyone?” 🤔
Cassy: “Either way… that’s why I’m studying hard. So I can maybe find answers to those questions!” 😊
Amy: “Whit if Ah could actually haud mah drink? Ah’d be unstoppable, pal!”
Amy: “Nae, Ah’m only jokin’. Ah’ve learned no’ tae fash masel’ ower things too much. Ye only live once, so there’s nae point greetin’ ower spilt milk, ken?”
Rhia: “What if you all had fluffy tails an’ ears, like? You’d be so much happier, mun. Trust me on that, mind.”
Rhia: “Go on then, bach. Wha’s yours?”
Melanie: “What if I could have a quiet evening with a good book again?”
Melanie: “But also… what if I had a family, what would our kids look like?”
Rhia: “Melly? Why, why you lookin’ at me like that? I’ll spend an evenin’ with Amy if you fancy a quiet readin’ night, like… got plenty o’ books under our bed for inspiration.”
Melanie: “Ughhh…”
Rhia: “…hope they’ll have tails an’ all…”
Sandra: “Where to start?”
Sandra: “What if students had better time management and didn’t finish assignments past the due date? What if people took IT-Security seriously? What if Schatzi could remember his doctor appointments? What if he made them himself?… One can only dream.”
Sandra: “And what if a certain student had listened to her professor’s advice?”
Amy: “Ye’d hae tae be less o’ a stick-in-the-mud fer that, auld yin! An’ Ah juist like gettin’ mah haunds dirty.”
Azdael: “What if you humans had fewer weird kinks? Seriously… the things some people are into! But wait… that might get really stale after a hundred years and I would have never found my own fetish. Ah… it’s not all bad, I suppose.”
Cassy: “Oh… what if I could read minds like Azdy-chan? Wouldn’t that be cool!” 😁
Azdael: “Be careful what you wish for, Missy…”
💬 If you could swap bodies with anyone in your group for a day, who would you choose?
Cassy: “Sandra!”
Sandra: ”???”
Cassy: “And then go on a shopping trip and buy fitting clothes!”
Sandra: “That might be more of a style change than I’d be up for.”
Melanie: “Uhhhm… no idea… being lazy and getting pampered all day sounds great, so… maybe Rhia?”
Rhia: “But if you’re me, who’s doin’ all the pamperin’ then, like? Didn’t think tha’ through, did you?”
Melanie: “You have a point, so from tomorrow on… ah… who am I kidding, I couldn’t…”
Rhia: “Tidy! I’ll make it up to you in the evenin’s, mind.” 💛
Rhia: “I’d like to be Ricky for a bit.”
Cassy: “Ri-Ricky, but why? That wasn’t on my bingo card!”
Ricardo: “Hey!”
Rhia: “Lookin’ in on the chaos from the outside… must be proper mad, innit?!”
Ricardo: “Erm… well…”
Amy: “The lassie’s not wrong’! An’ Ah’d love tae have a huge cock fer a whole day, so Ah’ll take her body, cheers!”
Melanie: “Figures…”
Sandra: “Ah… to be young again… so anyone but Rhia, I suppose?”
Rhia: “Are you sayin’ I’m old, mun?”
Sandra: “Not old… but also not young anymore.”
Rhia: “Ahhh… but… erm…”
Melanie: “Aww… don’t let it get to you, Kitty. You are still a fox cub in spirit.”
Azdael: “Eh… I can already look like I want, why would I want to be someone else?”
Siggy: “Then I’d like to be Azdael, so I could be anyone else, too!”
Ricardo: “Can I also pick her? That seems like the safest choice…”
Azdael: “Hah. Smart boys! Who would have thought I’d be so popular… well, me actually!”
Cassy: “One girl’s not enough for you, huh, Siggy?” 😤
Melanie: “Little greedy, don’t you think, guys?”
Amy: “Pure cheeky, lads!”
💬 If you were given the ability to change the world once, what would you change?
Amy: “Ban briefs!”
Rhia: “…an’ fluffy ears an’ tails for everyone, like!”
Sandra: “Make people pick safe passwords and activate 2FA…”
Melanie: “Erm… standard size pants for wide hips and thin waists?”
Rhia: “But I like watchin’ you struggle wi’ your pants every now and then, bach!”
Cassy: “Make all the girls big and strong an’ all the guys cute and small, so more couples can be like… uuuh…” 😳
Amy: “Like ye and Siggy?”
Cassy: “Ermmm… maybe…” 👉👈
Siggy: “I… I second Cassy’s wish…”
Cassy: “Ehhhh?!?” 😳
Azdael: “Don’t care much about your human affairs, but I’d appreciate it if no one had weird fetishes.”
Melanie: “Coming from you?”
Azdael: “Of course, only Azdael approved kinks, please!”
Ricardo: “How about… having a world where everyone only has to do what their heart desires?”
Sandra: “Sounds great, and what does your heart desire?”
Ricardo: “Right now… tackling my video game backlog!”
Cassy: “You kinda fumbled it with that one, Ricky!” 😅
💬 If you could swap a body part with another one of the girls, what would you pick?
Cassy: “Mhmmm… Rhi-Rhi’s fluffy tail! Imagine it wagging every time I see something cute!” 😍💖
Rhia: “It’s not just waggin’, mun! It’s expressin’! An’ you’d knock people flat wi’ it, graceful as you are, like!”
Cassy: “A small price to pay!” 😤
Amy: “Rhia’s cock. Next.”
Cassy: “That was… immediate.” 😳
Amy: “Ah ken whit Ah want, pal! Life’s too short tae dither!”
Melanie: “Amy’s arms. Those biceps… the vascularity… the definition…”
Melanie: “Imagine them in a fitted blazer with rolled-up sleeves…”
Amy: “Oi, ye’re droolin’, Mel.”
Melanie: “I’m merely appreciating the aesthetic.”
Rhia: “Melly’s bum, innit. Proper cushiony, like. Built for sittin’ an’ cwtches!”
Melanie: “It’s built for not fitting through turnstiles, Rhia.”
Rhia: “See? We’d get stuck together, bach! Tidy!” 💛
Melanie: “That’s not the selling point you think it is…”
Sandra: “Anyone’s knees. Preferably from someone under thirty.”
Cassy: “That’s so… practical, Sandra.” 😅
Sandra: “You’ll appreciate healthy cartilage one day, Mäderl. Mark my words.”
Azdael: “Why would I swap? I can just copy whatever I want.”
Cassy: “Come on, just pick one!”
Azdael: “Ugh, fine… Cassy’s ahoge. Mine is technically a copy, and I’ve always wondered if the original bounces better.”
Cassy: “It totally does!” 😏💖
Azdael: “Tch…”
💬 Would you take muscle-enhancing supplements if the side effect was slowly growing a penis — or in Rhia's case, getting taller? Or would you stay natural?
Cassy: “Well… Senpai and I accidentally made something similar once. That was… interesting… but also quite nerve-wracking.” 😓
Cassy: “I also like short skirts and am not as bold as Rhia, so I’d stay natural.” 😳
Melanie: “Is that just a veiled ‘Do you want to have a dick’ question? Before I met Rhia, I totally would have considered, but now…”
Melanie: (blushes) “I kinda like it how it is…”
Melanie: (nosebleed) “But a temporary one for some extra spice every now and then…”
Rhia: “Huh?!?”
Amy: “Tough choice. Do Ah want one aw the time?”
Amy: “Fer sure! Mair muscle an’ another tool in the box? Sounds braw!”
Amy: “Ah dinnae want tae grow it slowly though, ken?”
Rhia: “How much taller? I don’t mind bein’ the tallest one wi’out the ears, like, but if I get too big for Melly… then definitely not, mind!”
Sandra: “I’ve been training all natural for over 30 years, I’m not changing now, nor do I have any desire for more muscle or… other extras.”
Sandra: “But if I had that option back in the day… I wonder…”
Azdael: “I am above these restrictions! But putting myself in your human shoes… would I want a dick to get buff? Nah, having a dick all the time kinda stinks!”
Rhia: “Oi!”
Siggy: “Rude…”
Ricardo: “Seriously… a bit more empathy please.”
Azdael: “Oh, sorry guys. If I ever visit you at night, I’ll put on an extra huge one just for you!”
Ricardo: “That… wasn’t the issue at all!”
💬 Would you rather be a fox folk like Rhia or be a demon like Azdael?
Azdael: “What do you think, Mr. question guy? I’d obviously love to just be a fox girl, instead of a shape-shifting, powerful demon!”
Rhia: “O’ course you would, mun! ‘Cuz then you’d ‘ave the best an’ cutest girlfriend in the world, innit?”
Melanie: “Awww…” 🖤
Rhia: “…An’ she’d lovingly give you hugs, belly rubs, headpats an’ take great care o’ your other big girls… the round ones an’ the long one, mind! An’ tha’s before we talk about the extra lush—”
Melanie: “I think we got into more than enough detail…”
Melanie: “I’d still prefer to be a fox girl… the ears and tail are just so cute… and we’d match even better!” 🖤
Sandra: “Well… you could just transform into a fox girl if you felt like it with Ms. Azdael’s demon abilities.”
Sandra: “Even disregarding that… flying, seemingly no real need for sleep — those seem like huge boons. Only the method of ‘recovery’ seems a bit… you know…”
Amy: “Tha’s the best part, no’? Daen it wi’ yer bonnie tae fuel yer body? Absolutely pure dead brilliant, so it is!”
Cassy: “Azdy-chan’s abilities are cool, but I’d like to be as cute as Rhi-Rhi… and her home sounds super nice, I’d love to live there!” 😁
Azdael: “A tie, eh? Guys… be useful!”
Ricardo: “I’d like to be a demon then.”
Ricardo: “You know what to pick, don’t you!”
Siggy: “Of course!”
Siggy: “Well, I’d like to be a fox girl… erm… folk, I mean.”
Azdael: “Tchh… LAME!!!”
Rhia: “How about some pettin’ to change your mind, Ricky?”
Melanie: “I don’t think having him pet you will change anything.”
Rhia: “I was thinkin’ o’ offerin’ me special pettin’ programme, like. You know the one, bach.”
Melanie: “How about… no, Kitty!”
Rhia: “Proper lame… innit…”
💬 $1 million/year if you spend 3 months Rhia-sized down there. Rhia, you lose yours for those months instead. Would you do it?
Amy: “Ye’re tellin’ me Ah could have a massive todger 3 months oot o’ the year an’ get rich aff it? Sign me up!”
Rhia: “I’d miss me full package, innit? If Melly’s not too bothered by me lack o’ extra firepower, I’d do it for the money, mind.”
Melanie: “Well… as we’ve already established… I have my futa fantasies. Maybe that’s a little too big, but still a no-brainer for 1 million…”
Amy: “Ye can juist sync it an’ switch roles fer a quarter… oor — even better — slightly offset it an’ get aw the permutations! Ah’m gettin’ a wee bit jealous juist thinkin’ aboot it, lassies!”
Melanie: “That… sounds like a plan…”
Rhia: “Can we make this happen, mun?! I’d love to know wha’ Melly would do, mind!”
Cassy: “Ehhhh…” 😅
Cassy: “I… I think I just like my short skirts too much, and I don’t think Siggy’s too much into it either, so I’ll just stick to two legs for the whole year.” 😆
Sandra: “I am not even entertaining an idea like this… anymore.”
Amy: “Anymair, aye?”
Sandra: “I was young and adventurous once, if you can imagine.”
Amy: “Ah really cannae, auld hen.”
Sandra: *sigh*
Azdael: “Doesn’t apply to me. I’ll say having a HUGE schlong and firing the mayonnaise cannon can be pretty fun every now and then. But… having those watermelons between your legs all the time seems pretty annoying. I don’t know how you deal with this, Rhia.”
Rhia: “They’ve been this big most o’ me life, mun. I dun’t see the issue. The real enemy is dress codes, mind!”
💬 How do you think your life would have gone if you weren't buff? And for Rhia: what if your "member" was only slightly above average?
Sandra: “Much the same, I suppose. I only got serious about fitness in my twenties.”
Sandra: “However, I’d get fewer students asking for an A if they can beat me in pull-ups, running, or whatever else…”
Cassy: “Mhm… for me, it would be pretty different, actually.” 🤔
Cassy: “I was a bit of a couch potato before I hit puberty, and my initial gains fuelled my interest in fitness and my current academic path.”
Cassy: “I’m not sure what I might have done instead… I only know what I didn’t want to become back then.” 😅
Melanie: “Don’t want to think about it… might have had a rougher childhood for a few more years. On the plus side, no one would have pestered me about competing.”
Melanie: “My other interests are largely unaffected, though. I could still see myself studying the exact same thing.”
Amy: “Ah cannae even begin tae imagine… using ma muscles is part o’ ma identity! Ah wouldnae be intae airm wrestling fer sure! And bein’ only able to gie weak hugs would be a shame, aye?”
Amy: “Maybe Ah’d be less popular wi’ the lasses, but more so wi’ the lads?”
Rhia: “Dun’t think the muscles really change anythin’ for me, plenty other strong folk back home anyway, mind.”
Rhia: “Would you still love me, were me girl just average, bach?”
Melanie: “Of course, Kitty!” 🖤
Melanie: “Erm… I mean… it’s a plus… a huge plus so to say… but not the reason…”
Rhia: “I know, bach! Proper tidy hearin’ it, innit?”💛
Azdael: “I’ve not been buff for a looong time, so exactly the same.”
Azdael: “But it is pretty sweet, I’m having a lot of fun with my muscle form to say the least!”
Ciri: “Well… Dun’t think any of my interests are really muscle mass dependent, so there’s that.”
Ciri: “I dun’t want to be huge, like, but having normal thighs and no visible abs? That would kinda suck, mun!”
Fiona: “Ah’m ma maw’s daughter, ye ken?”
Ciri: “Are you now, innit?”
Fiona: “Shush… cannae imagine not liftin’, is what Ah’ve been gettin’ at.”
Fiona: “Ah’d still like some braw linear algebra an’ functional transformations, aye!”
Yuki: “Mhmm… what would I do with my time without all this time training?” 🤔
Yuki: “I’d dedicate more time to cosplaying, maybe? Would also be a lot easier and cheaper if I were smaller!” 😔
Yuki: “But I love being able to flex out of an outfit!” 🔥🩵
💬 Ciri, Fiona and Yuki, imagine you wake up as the unquestioned leader of Earth. What is your first order/command?
Yuki: “Be excellent to each other!” ☺️
Yuki: “…or else!” 💪😏🩵
Fiona: “Ah’d say lots of folk would be intae tha’, ken?”
Fiona: “How aboot: Take a statistics an’ calculus 101 course, if ye havenae done so.”
Ciri: “What kind of cruel dictator are you, mun?”
Fiona: “Maths is important, sugar!”
Ciri: “Don’t have an idea, like! Read a tidy book for once? Or wait… I mandate 10k steps a day for everyone without a valid excuse!”
👥 Community
💬 You've met many other girls in the past year. What are your thoughts on the friends you made along the way?
Cassy: “Well, we all know Ily. Let’s start with her.”
Cassy: “I just randomly saw her in the mall and got so excited that I started pestering her.” 😓
Cassy: “But she was even nice enough to agree to come to the lab for some tests.”
Amy: “An’ how did tha’ go?”
Cassy: “Not too well. We didn’t have the equipment to properly evaluate physical performance.” 😅
Melanie: “That checks out… I remember our first training session…”
Amy: “Aye, but Ah cannae recall how it panned oot fer some reason…”
Cassy: “As if we didn’t finish that…” 🤔
Melanie: “Not that we’d have any issues, but it’s still reassuring to have her as office security.”
Rhia: “And she’s good at cookin’, too! Proper tidy, innit!”
Cassy: “And I should probably mention Yuko-senpai next!”
Cassy: “Can you imagine how excited I was? Another buff Gyaru at my university! And she’s soo smart!” 💖
Cassy: “We’ve been pretty busy lately, so didn’t have a chance to hang out in a while.” 🤔
Cassy: “But I still have my shopping trips with Stacy. Those are so much fun!”
Cassy: “She always picks out clothes that are too small for me… as if she’s doing it on purpose!” 😓
Cassy: “And Aryadne is my heart-ahoge sister! It’s pure magic when we get together!”
Amy: “Oh… tha’ episode…”
Rhia: “Don’t remind me, mun…”
Melanie: “OK, my time to gush a little.”
Melanie: “I love Cristina… it’s always nice to meet a fellow Italian!”
Cassy: “You two should show us around Italy!”
Melanie: “It’s a whole country, you know?”
Rhia: “We can start wi’ your parents’ house, bach.”
Rhia: “Let me meet your mum an’ dad, like.”
Melanie: “Why don’t we make a trip to Wales first? That’s way closer.”
Rhia: “But… erm… it’s hard to get there.”
Rhia: clears throat “Over rock an’ under tree, by caves where the sun don’t shine, by streams that never find the sea… you get the picture, bach.”
Melanie: “…“
Melanie: “Well, I also love the office ‘pets’ Lauren, Az, and my favourite buff kitty: Nera!”
Rhia: “Favourite kitty, eh?”
Melanie: “You’re my favourite vixen, Rhia. You don’t have to be jealous of every other girl with animal ears.”
Rhia: “I’m not… I like tha’ Char girl, mind. She’s a cheeky one!”
Cassy: “That might be an understatement.” 😅
Cassy: “And what about you, Amy? Who made an impression on you?”
Amy: “Ah have tae say Heidi is a lassie with GUTS!”
Amy: “An’ Ah’d love tae know Eris’s trick… jus’ growin’ an’ tearin’ yer claes apart… pure class!”
Melanie: “Did you ever get your clothes from Phillipa?”
Amy: “Aye, Ah did! Light as if Ah wis naked!”
Cassy: “Muoooh… Amy! That’s a waste of her talents!” 😤
Amy: “Talkin’ aboot waste o’ talent: Can ye believe Grace made me work at the ferm?”
Amy: “Ah could’ve fixed the machine, but nae… pet the piggy!”
Cassy: “But you said you loved Bessie!”
Amy: “Ah… Ah did…”
Amy: “But they worked me tae the bone that day! No’ exactly a cushy office job, that!”
Sandra: “I know the reason your job at the Daily Gyaru office is cushy.”
Sandra: “I met Rika… certainly the most normal and diligent person there.”
Cassy: “Hey!”
Melanie: “Rude…”
Amy: “But true.”
Sandra: “And I fondly remember our TTRPG session with Laura, she did an admirable job keeping everyone in check.”
Melanie: “Oh, that was fun!”
Rhia: “I got the finisher… loved it, like!”
Sandra: “Such a lovely and reasonable young lady.”
Azdael: “Yeah… she has no weird ideas at all!”
Cassy: “Huh?”
Azdael: “You’ll figure it out eventually.”
Azdael: “My turn, huh? I erm… ‘meet’ a lot of people and forget most of them, but that Sebas guy stuck in my mind. Pretends to just be some normal guy and then… sly bastard!”
Melanie: “Speaking of weird encounters, remember our trip to Burlinfort? I met a pretty buff girl in the magic shop once… looked totally out of place, but was apparently a regular.”
Melanie: “Don’t remember the name, but a sense of fashion like Amy…”
Cassy: “That’s Gina! She has a famous gym in the city. I met Akari-chan there and gave her a Gyaru makeover!” 😁
Cassy: “I think I did a great job and now I’m wearing that outfit all the time, too!”
Melanie: “You mean the pink camisole and skirt combo wasn’t originally yours?”
Cassy: “It was originally my idea, but Akari was the first to wear it!” 😉
💬 Can you tell us about a bad dream or nightmare you had?
Cassy: “Mhm… I self-tested some of our experimental compounds and I grew, and grew… till I was larger than the building… Yuko was so mad in that dream, I couldn’t look her in the eyes for a whole week in real life…” 😓
Melanie: “Getting chased by Pineapple-Pizza man.”
Rhia: “Who… who’s that, bach?”
Melanie: “What’s with those faces? You don’t know Pineapple-Pizza man?”
Amy: “Ah’m a messy sleeper an’ dinnae remember mah dreams at aw. Worst nightmare Ah can think o’ is havin’ tae wear a suit an’ briefs aw day!”
Rhia: “I had a dream where I got lost in town again, like, an’ Melly wasn’t around to save me.”
Melanie: “Awww, Kitty… I’ll always save my lost fox girl!”
Sandra: “I recently dreamt I was a minute late to a meeting… horrifying! My heart rate and blood pressure were elevated all morning.”
Cassy: “Ehhh…” 😅
Amy: “Priorities, aye?”
Azdael: “Erm… I don’t dream. Worst thing I can think of? Everyone wanting the same thing. I’ve been doing… this… for hundreds of years. Same up and down, every night, maybe multiple times?”
Azdael: “Can you even imagine? BOOORING!!!”
Amy: “If ye ever need some variety, Ah’m yer lassie fer everythin’… almost everythin’…” 💙
💬 What are your opinions of the fans?
Cassy: “I appreciate each and every Cassy Connoisseur!” 💖💞
Cassy: “I’m really happy that people not only took a liking to me, but also all the other girlies.”
Cassy: “I’ve also received many nice messages and absolutely nothing mean, or weird… not even dick pics!”
(*author’s note… and we’ll keep it that way, OK?)
Melanie: “Erm… well, having fans is really humbling to say the least. I’m like… not the most outgoing person, so fan reactions were really surprising.”
Melanie: “Or all those Melanie Maniacs considering me wife-material and such, or pulling me out of my shell so I can interact with so many other cute girls.”
Amy: “Weel, Ah’m pure happy there are lads an’ lassies oot there that appreciate a woman that’s mair than a handful, an’ enjoy mah accent! Even if they can barely make oot a word!” “
Amy: “Havin’ Amy Addicts that pair me up wi’ hot lassies like Kafka is a massive bonus, too! Ye ken who ye are, aye?”
Rhia: “I never expected so many men an’ women of culture to enjoy a vixen wi’ some pretty large extra bits, like.”
Rhia: “An’ a proper big thanks to the Rhia Rascals tha’ pushed to make me huge cannon canon, mind!”
Sandra: “What can I say? I appreciate that I was so well received that the original plan to throw me away as a character has been abandoned.”
Sandra: “As an older and less muscular and… more serious… woman, I may not have the same appeal as the other girls, so I’m grateful for each and every Sandra Supporter.”
Azdael: “I was also supposed to just be a one-time appearance. Can you believe that? What a stupid idea! I’m all the good features of the others wrapped up in a nice package and then some!”
Azdael: “Nevertheless… it’s nice to have my own group of Azdael Acolytes that come up with all these nice scenarios for me… because ternary’s imagination is lacking in that department.”
💬 Have you ever been to Finland? If you have, did you enjoy it?
Azdael: “I probably have been… but I don’t care too much about your human borders, so I’m not sure…”
Azdael: “I… visit… horny girls and guys wherever they are!”
Cassy: “Well, I know for certain that I have been to Finland! Many times actually.” 😉💞
Cassy: “Whenever I spent summers with my grandparents we made at least one trip to Finland, so it feels a bit like ‘home’, too.”
Melanie: “I have not! Just hearing Cassy talk about her experience gives me chills… and those are the stories from her summer vacations!”
Sandra: “I’ve been to Nordic countries several times. Conferences, guest lectures… lovely people. Very diligent and punctual… on average.”
Sandra: “I spent a sabbatical at a Finnish university actually.”
Amy: “Aren’t ye supposed tae… no’ dae yer usual job durin’ a sabbatical?”
Sandra: “I did extracurricular research.”
Melanie: “100% in character.”
Sandra: “I’ll choose to take that as a compliment.”
Amy: “Ah’ve no’ been over yonder, but love the wild, bonnie nature o’ the Highlands. Surely Ah’d love Finland an’ all!”
Amy: “Cassy, ye need tae take me there sooner than later, ken?”“
Cassy: “Sure thing, Amy!” 😁
Siggy: “I’ve spent a summer with Cassy at her grandparents’ place… and also Finland as a result.”
Amy: “Love bloomin’ early, aye?”
Cassy: “That was before we became… NOT a couple!” 😳
Melanie: “Ah, before the important relationship change from ‘not a couple’ to ‘NOT a couple’, we understand.”
Cassy: “Muoooh…” 😤
Ricardo: “I didn’t get around too much yet. But I’ll be honest… Finland isn’t high on my priority list.”
Ricardo: “I’m used to a different climate… even this mild mid-English winter here threw me for a loop!”
Amy: “Ah should take ye tae ma da’s place to toughen ye up a little, laddie!”
Ricardo: “I wouldn’t mind that at all…”
Amy: “Ye… ye wouldn’t? Ah…”
Cassy: “Did that just happen, Melly?” 😲
Melanie: “It did…”
Rhia: “Erm… I’ve not been to Finland, or anywhere else really, like. Didn’t even leave Wales ‘til I met me Melly an’ the other girls.”
Melanie: 🖤
Rhia: “And barely left me community before tha’.”
Rhia: “I’m only now startin’ to understand tha’ the world’s a proper big place, innit?”
Rhia: “We’ve been to Amy’s home an’ a Christkindlmarket, but I’d love to see all the places tha’ matter to me friends, mind!”
Cassy: Melanie: Amy: Sandra: Siggy: Ricardo: “Awwww!!!”
💖🖤💙💜🤍💚
Azdael: “OK… I admit… that was really cute!”
Melanie: “Let me give you a cwtch, Kitty!” 🖤
Cassy: “Me too!” 💖
Amy: “Third lass’s a charm, aye!” 💙
Rhia: 💛💞
💬 What do you girls honestly think of your creator?
Cassy: “Ehhh… I mean… mhmm… could be worse?” 😅
Melanie: “I’d call out the doujin stash… but…”
Amy: “Aye, he’s got guid taste in lassies, Ah’ll gie him that.”
Rhia: “Me pants could look a bit less ridiculous, couldn’t they, mun?”
Sandra: “Kein Kommentar…”
Azdael: “Only like a 6/10 on the weirdo scale I’d say… totally mid…”
✨ Char Spotlights
💬 Azdael, are your wings and tail especially sensitive spots?
Azdael: “Why don’t you give it a try and see what happens? The tip of my tail is right here!”
*touch*
Azdael: “AAAHHHHHH!!!!” 💞❤️
Azdael: “Ha… you really had hopes for a moment, huh? Of course not, dummy!”
Azdael: “But I can show you plenty places that make me feel plenty good!”
💬 Yuki, how fast can you run and how heavy do you curl?
Yuki: “I’m not that fast. My stride length and leg strength are great, but… I have a lot of mass to move and a lot of… erm… surface area. The boobies don’t help either.” 😓
Yuki: “So my best is around 10.6 seconds for a 100m dash.”
Fiona: “Tha’s nearly the female world record, sugar!”
Yuki: “Ciri is quite a bit faster…”
Ciri: “My best is just shy of 10 seconds. Apparently not as fast as mum, mind!”
Yuki: “When it comes to my curls: I can curl close to the male record at about 115kg for a strict curl…”
Yuki: “…but I only need one arm for that.” 🔥😉
Fiona: “Ah need tae think o’ somethin’ if Ah want tae beat ye in an airm-wrestlin’ match again, dinnae Ah noo?”
💬 Yuki, what do you think about your own body? Are you looking up at Ilyana?
Yuki: “Huh? Well… I think it’s great?” 🤔
Yuki: “I’ve grown up around big and strong women, and I’ve worked REALLY, REALLY long and hard to get to where I am.”
Yuki: “Mum made sure I developed an active lifestyle and good eating habits early on… though one of her mottos is ‘The more calories you burn, the more calories you can eat’.” 😅
Yuki: “And everyone else also set me up for success, so to speak… hurling rocks with Aunt Amy, playing catch with Aunt Rhi-Rhi, gymnastics with Aunt Melly… and then of course proper workouts when I got old enough. Being able to train with such mentors and the other girls has always been super motivating!” 🔥🩵
Yuki: “I’m pretty lucky with the fat distribution, of course… and I’ve got the muscle to carry… the result.” 😏
Yuki: “Looking at everyone else, there’s no chance I’d ever fit in a normal bra anyway, so I like my boobies, too!” 😊
Yuki: “Everyday life can be a bit of a challenge… doors, seats, elevators, ironically jars… turnstiles… but you can’t have it all, right?”
Yuki: “And of course I look up at Ily… she’s still much taller than me after all!” 😉
💬 Yuki, do you know why your body grows that much? Is it genetics, or did you fall into a pot full of growth serum as a child?
Yuki: “I… have no idea!” 😅
Yuki: “I just like to train, but the hows and whys don’t interest me much… unlike my mother.”
Yuki: “I totally didn’t fall into any pots, though. My mum says I have the same condition as most of our… erm… informal family?” 🤔
Yuki: “Yeah… that sounds good… most of our informal family has. She thinks the rest is due to more training, more fo— I mean better nutrition! And some luck with genetic variance.” 😉🩵
💬 Are you good with hugs, Yuki?
Yuki: “You’d have to ask the others, but I haven’t gotten any complaints.” 😊
Yuki: “I mean… there’s lots of soft cushioning up front, and I think you can feel safe in my arms!” 😏🩵
Amy: “Aye, she’s guid! Her hugs are Amy-apprrroved, ken?”
Amy: “If folk pass oot, it’s no’ because Yuki did anythin’ wrang.”
💬 What's your heaviest raw deadlift, Yuki?
Yuki: “The heaviest bar we can load is about 500kg, so that’s my PB.”
Yuki: “But I can lift that for a few reps at least!” 🔥🩵
Yuki: “I could probably go heavier, that requires new gear and gets kinda dangerous, though. Maybe I’ll compete someday and see how far I can go?” 🤔
💬 Yuki, you look so innocent and peaceful. Is there anything that makes you furious?
Yuki: “When someone puts the empty milk carton back in the fridge?” 🤔
Yuki: “I’m pretty calm. I’ve never gone on a destructive rampage, if that’s what you are asking.”
Yuki: “I might have crushed, bent, or otherwise damaged all kinds of things over the years though.” 😉
Ciri: “All these controllers over the years…”
Fiona: “An’ machines we ‘ad tae fix…”
🎮 Meta & Fun
💬 Stormcloaks, or Imperials? And what build would your Skyrim char be?
Rhia: “What’s Skyrim, bach?”
Melanie: “A videogame… didn’t know it had a story though…”
Cassy: “Both factions are a bit lame, aren’t they?” 😓
Amy: “Ah’m wi’ the Stormcloaks. Ah’m a revolutionary at heart… an’ their colour is blue efter all.”
Cassy: “And what character build? Mhmmm… a Woodelf stealth archer?” 🤔
Amy: “Disnae matter, Ah’ll abuse the alchemy-smithin’ cycle tae one-shot everythin’!”
Melanie: “What’s good for magic?”
Amy: “Breton or High Elf… Ah think…”
Melanie: “Yeah, that then.”
Cassy: “Any more details?” 😅
Melanie: “No.”
Rhia: “Can I be a curvy vixen wi’ a big dick, like?”
Melanie: “Of course not, Rhia.”
Amy: “Weeelll… there’s always mods, ken?”
Rhia: “Tidy!”
Cassy: “Hey Sandra & Azdy-chan, what about you two?”
Sandra: “I only play good games.”
Azdael: “That feels like it should be my line.”
Azdael: “And I’d be everyone’s favourite Daedric Prince of course!”
💬 Do you play video games, and if you do, what are some of your favourite games/genres?
Azdael: “No.”
Melanie: “I don’t really play much on my own. Do VNs count? I can spend hours on those.”
Cassy: “I do play video games!” 😁
Cassy: “I like all kinds of fast-paced action games, but also slice-of-life sims and RPGs. If it’s cute and cozy, I’ll probably like it, too.” 😘
Cassy: “Mhmmm… an action game with a sexy, cute, buff heroine… plus slice-of-life and romance? That’d be perfect!” 💪😉
Cassy: “Siggy would 100% play it for the… plot… right?” 😏
Siggy: “Erm… o-of course… plot only…and the gameplay obviously…”
Amy: “Ah like racing games, but Ah’m no’ turnin’ doon a guid fightin’ game or shooter either. An’ Ah’m up for aw kinds o’ party games.”
Melanie: “Reminds me… I do like it when we play Smash or Mario Party. It usually stays lighthearted fun and only Amy gets a little too… erm… ‘sweaty’ at times.”
Rhia: “Didn’t even know what a PC or console was a few years back, mind. So I ain’t really got favourites. But anythin’ that needs quick reactions? I’ll win it, mun.”
Sandra: “GOTHIC and GOTHIC II“
Melanie: “What’s that?”
Sandra: “To this day two of the most immersive role-playing experiences on the market. The relatable dialogue, reactive NPCs and enemies, and small but dense open world elevate the game to basically Deutsches Kulturerbe! And of course the German, as well as the Polish and Russian dubs are LEGENDARY.”
Cassy: “Wow… who could have guessed…” 😳
Amy: “…the auld hen could be sae passionate aboot somethin’.”
Siggy: “Well… we can’t top that, I’d like to play GOTHIC, but the controls… man…”
Sandra: “You’ll just have to get used to it.”
Siggy: “Anyway…I like all kinds of action games—RPGs, adventures… you get the idea. The Legend of Zelda is one of my favourite series!”
Ricardo: “I play almost anything and that’s why my backlog is ever growing… I do have a soft spot for turn-based or real time strategy, or even management games.”
Cassy: “Really?!? I’d fall asleep, Ricky!”😓
💬 And what are your opinions on horror games in particular?
Cassy: “I’m too scared to play them on my own…” 😓
Cassy: “… but I actually love playing them with someone! If I can pass the controller and cuddle a bit, it’s a great experience!” 😘💖
Melanie: “I haven’t really played any, except when Cassy passed me the controller… which is usually not a good idea. I prefer psychological horror, like Silent Hill, over the action-oriented ones.”
Amy: “Ah’m guid wi’ either. Still glad the new Resident Evil games have better shootin’, ken?”
Sandra: “Both those series peaked in the PS2 era…”
Amy: “Aye, aye. The windae’s over there, if ye want tae yell at some clouds.”
Cassy: “Amy! That’s a bit mean!” 😤
Sandra: “No worries… she knows I’m right.”
Rhia: “I dun’t know nothin’ about Silent Hills an’ Resident Evils. They’re tha’ good for cuddlin’, is it? Then I want to play some wi’ Melly, mind!”
Melanie: “The real horror here might be our inability to make any progress… not that this would bother me in the slightest.” 🖤
Rhia: “Huh? Right… dun’t care either as long as we’re cuddlin’, bach!” 💛
Siggy: “I have no strong preferences… but I really like playing them with Cassy!”
Amy: “Tae really focus on the plot an’ the gameplay an’ nothin’ else, aye?”
Siggy: “Mostly… but… not exclusively…”
Cassy: 😳💞
Ricardo: “Not my cup of tea for the most part, but I’m also more into the cerebral ones. Like SOMA, or Amnesia.”
Rhia: “You do have somethin’ more in common wi’ Melly than the eye colour, mind!”
Ricardo: “We both like Italian food.”
Melanie: “But… I like to cook and you primarily like to eat…”
Ricardo: “Perfectly balanced, as it should be!”
💬 Would you rather fight 1 horse-sized duck or 10 duck-sized horses?
Rhia: “More memes, I s’pose?”
Melanie: “Pretty much…”
Rhia: “I like the taste o’ duck, mind!”
Amy: “Easy, 10 small horses! Ducks are evil, ken?”
Cassy: “As evil as geese, though?” 🤔
Sandra: “They say there are no stupid questions, but…”
Azdael: “…they are lying!”
💬 Girls, on a scale from 1 to 10, what is your favourite colour of the alphabet?
Cassy: “Six… Seven?” 🤷♀️
Sandra: “Ugh… kids these days…”
Amy: “1337-69-42! 80085!”
Rhia: “Is that another one o’ those memes, Melly?”
Melanie: “Indeed, Kitty!”
Azdael: “Wow… you humans are soooo funny!”
Siggy: “I’d give a serious answer. But the question is for the girls only.”
Ricardo: “Yeah, real shame…”
💬 Girls, what's your favourite turtle of the main 4 members of TMNT?
Rhia: “Tha’s another one o’ them meme questions, is it?”
Melanie: “Not quite. It’s about a cartoon show. About mutated, humanoid turtles fighting bad guys. The main antagonist is called Shredder, if I recall.”
Rhia: “Humanoid turtles they are? Sounds a bit daft, innit?”
Cassy: “Rhi-Rhi… glass houses and stones… you know?” 😅
Rhia: “Huh?”
Melanie: “They are all named after Italian Renaissance artists… which is kinda cool, honestly. I think Raphael is the broody one, so he’s my favourite.”
Cassy: “We can’t pick the girl, can we? Mhm… Michelangelo then, he’s funny and upbeat, just like me!”
Amy: “Shredder!!!”
Melanie: “He’s not a turtle, Amy!”
Amy: “This chunky wee lad here would disagree!”
Cassy: “Amy… not your turtles… c’mon, take this seriously!” 😤
Amy: “Aye, aye… Donatello. He’s the brainy, tinkery yin.”
Azdael: “Well, I want to be Leonardo then.”
Cassy: “Azdy-chan?!? You care?” 😲
Azdael: “I do like things, you know! Either way, he’s like the responsible one… which obviously fits my personality to a T, right? Also swords are the coolest weapon and he has two of them!”
Sandra: “Great… since all the others are taken, I can be Splinter! Fits perfectly!”
Cassy: “Looks like we’ve got the whole team!”
Rhia: “An’ what about me, like?”
Melanie: “Ohhh… Kitty. You can be my April O’Neil!” 🖤
💬 Cassy, Melanie and Amy, what's your favourite meme?
Melanie: “Animal memes… Moo Deng, Grumpy Cat, other baby animals, cats, foxes and dogs… doing things. Those are the best.”
Amy: “Nice Argument Senator! Why don't you back it up wi' a source? My source is Ah made it the **FUCK** up!
Amy: *“… Ah thought this was in the game, so Ah did!”
Cassy: “Six-Seven?” 🤷♀️
Melanie: “Ughhh…”
Cassy: “OK… sticking out your gyat for the rizzler?” 😏
Amy: “Better, but still pure brainrot, lassie!”
Cassy: “Two buttons templates?” 😅
Melanie: “We’ll take it…”