The (Un)Daily Gyaru: 💖 The Cup O’ Gyaru 💖
After the “smashing” success of “The Daily Gyaru Office” service offerings, Cassy had the bright idea to branch out further. And what do people going to a pseudo-office want? That’s right… good coffee! But not just any coffee…
Cassy: “Erm…… uuuuhhh… you see… today’s a special day…” 😳
Cassy: “…and we offer… erm… a special caffè latte…”
Cassy: “The… the nutritional benefits are not to be underestimated… so… do you want to give it a try?” 😅
Melanie: “Yes… I also offer today’s special.”
Melanie: “No, I’m not preparing the order in front of you.”
Melanie: “I’m not throwing you out either… that’s what you were gunning for, isn’t it? So just be a good girl, sit down and I’ll be back in a second.”
Amy: “Aye, two extra-large special caffè lattes… d’ye fancy a wee free sample straight frae—”
Cassy: “NO FREE SAMPLES, AMY!!!” 😡
Cassy: “… especially not »straight from the tap«!” 😤
Amy: “Och, that’s nae fun at aw! Ye heard the boss, pals.”
Rhia: “I’ve even got some right tidy extra special cream on offer, like. You fancy some, mun?”
Cassy: “Melly… I’m losing my mind with these two!” 😭
Melanie: “Rhia… would you be so kind and come into the kitchen with me for a moment?”
Rhia: “Now in a minute, bach! I’m workin’ right now, innit.”
Melanie: “Now in a second, kitty…” 🖤
Rhia: “I’m a… oh, whatever…”
Rhia: “Sorry, mun! Looks like me cream supply’s already been claimed, innit.”
Cassy: “Muooh…I should have asked Sandra.” 😓
Amy: “Braw idea, lassie! She’d be right on board wi’ yer… »special« product ideas, fer sure…”
The (Un)Daily Gyaru: (Stale) Memes! 😉
Just Sandra & Azdael in two old memes.
Sandra: “Now every time there’s a samurai dude on a horse in a video game, some Souls-pleb will drop a »MY NAME IS GYOUBU MASATAKA ONIWA« comment.”
Sandra: “Back in my day the annoying samurai dude on a horse was still called Masakado and spawned teleporting mages.”
Azdael: “Why am I doing this again?”
It’s a meme…
Azdael: “And a meme is?”
You see, Richard Dawkins coined the term in…
Azdael: “The short version, please!”
Funny pictures… on the internet… primarily…
Azdael: “Why are you the dominant species again? Well, can’t say I didn’t have some fun with the guy though.”
The Daily Gyaru 2026 Profile Overhaul!
New Year, new full profile images for the characters!
You can see most of these on the characters page, too.
The Daily Gyaru 2026 Profile Overhaul! — Singles
New individual images for a better look at the… assets. 😉
Includes primarily the full-body shots and occasional cowboy shots if those are new.
The Daily Gyaru 2026 Profile Overhaul! — Height Chart
The height comparison charts I made, showing the full cast in all their glory!