The (Un)Daily Gyaru: Sandra’s Birthday!

CassyCassy: “Hiii, Prof. Dr. Flößer.”
SandraSandra: “Full title, huh? What do you need, Miss Kanayama?”
CassyCassy: “Happy Birthday!!!” 🎶💖🎶
SandraSandra: “Ja mei, what a pleasant surprise.”

MelanieMelanie: “Here, a little present for tolerating… those three…”
SandraSandra: “What could it be?”
MelanieMelanie: “A limited facsimile edition of the Voynich Manuscr—”
SandraSandra: “Sapperlot! Do-doesn’t look like it.”
MelanieMelanie: “Huh… What?!?”
MelanieMelanie: “Kitty?!? Do you happen to know what went wrong wrapping the book?”
RhiaRhia: “As if she dun’t have tha’ one already, bach!”
RhiaRhia: “I thought givin’ her one o’ your special ones would be more interestin’, innit?”
MelanieMelanie: “So-sorry… you can give it back and I’ll get you the real one ASAP.”
SandraSandra: “A present is a present… would be rude not to keep it, would it not?”
RhiaRhia: “See, bach? You dun’t need these no more anyway.”
MelanieMelanie: “Ughhh…”
MelanieMelanie: (But that was the imported, limited collector’s edition… with the bonus pages by █████)

AmyAmy: “Ah’ve got somethin’ fer the auld hen an’ aw, so Ah hae!”
SandraSandra: “Na servas… what is it this time?”
AmyAmy: “A mini reconstruction o’ a DEC VT100 terminal wi’ modern hardware an’ an authentic green phosphor display!”
SandraSandra: “That is… shockingly thoughtful.”
AmyAmy: “Somethin’ tae remind ye o’ yer early days, ken?”
SandraSandra: “Stumbled at the finish line, Miss Reid…”

SandraSandra: “Thank you for the nice dinner, Schatzi.”
SandraSandra: “Schaugst… you can cook when you want to.”
SandraSandra: “By the way, you should look at one of the presents the girls gave me.”

SandraSandra: “Can you believe that’s what young people consume these days?”
SandraSandra: “But it appears to be quite exciting for you, too.”

SandraSandra: “I’ll tell Miss Cicchetti the book got… misplaced.” 💜
SandraSandra: “Me? I’d ne-never find something like this arousing… obviously.”

And we even have a few spicy pics!

AmyAmy: “Och, weel done, ye auld hen… yer first time fully uncensored fer the world tae see, aye?”
SandraSandra: “Well, I did give him a boo—… let’s just say yes…”

Bonus: The cover of Melanie’s book “gift”!

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Fan”art”: Fire Emblem Three Houses — Round 2

Here are five more images of four girls from the Three Houses of Fire Emblem: Three Houses!

With the TDG treatment, Bernadetta has the arms of a real longbow archer, Ingrid is a Valkyrie (a.k.a. Pegasus Knight) to fear and love, Petra shows all her new curves, and you certainly no longer have to wonder how Hilda can swing her huge axe Freikugel around!


The (Un)Daily Gyaru: Pair Bonding — Cassy & Siggy #1

8:30 - Selfie Esteem

CassyCassy: “Ehh… don’t be shy, Siggy, you look great!” 💖
SiggySiggy: “You… you think so?”
CassyCassy: “Of course, I do!” 😉
CassyCassy: “Do you know you gained 2.75kg and lost roughly 3% body fat over the last 4 months?”
SiggySiggy: “I… did not… why do you?”
CassyCassy: “To make sure my nutrition and workout plan is effective!”
SiggySiggy: “Amy’s strength training is working, too, I suppose…”
CassyCassy: “Yeah… can you slow down on that?”
SiggySiggy: “Huh? I don’t plan to…”
CassyCassy: “Muooh… but you are sooo cute now!” 😘💞


The (Un)Daily Gyaru: Pair Bonding — Cassy & Siggy #2

10:23 - Weight Concerns

CassyCassy: “Are you sure that’s not too heavy for you?”
SiggySiggy: “Perfectly fine.”
CassyCassy: “Really? You know that lifting too heavy is risky, right?”
SiggySiggy: “You are casually curling at least 3× the weight of mine…”
CassyCassy: “Well, I’m almost 3× your we—… uhhh…”
SiggySiggy: “… and I love that!”
CassyCassy: “Thanks!” 😳💞
CassyCassy: “And this dumbbell is roughly your weight!” 😉

*Author’s note: Cassy is actually using concrete weights with rubber wrapping here. Why? Well, concrete has only about a third of the density of steel, and she finds it amusing if people think she’s easily curling 200+ kg. Though her usual weights are in the 60–80 kg range for one-arm curls, which is still mighty impressive even for other strength athletes.

Oh… and she sometimes drops the weights when something more exciting happens, damaging the floor… the rubber does help with that!


The (Un)Daily Gyaru: Pair Bonding — Cassy & Siggy #3

15:37 - Escape Jutsu: Catch Me If You (Nin)Ken!

CassyCassy: “Isn’t Ninken soo cute when he bounces around like that?” 🥰
SiggySiggy: “I don’t think it’s a good idea to let him run around without a leash.”
CassyCassy: “Muooh… But he looks A LOT happier now.” 😤
SiggySiggy: “He’s perfectly happy with a leash… and what if he runs off?”

CassyCassy: “I’m pretty quick on my feet… besides, you’d never run aw—HEY!!! Ninken, Stop!!!” SiggySiggy: “She is pretty quick on her feet.”

SiggySiggy: “Maybe someday she won’t spoil the little pupper rotten…”
CassyCassy: “Ha, got you! Your legs are just too short, Ninken! CHUUU!” 😘
SiggySiggy: “But today is not that day…”


The (Un)Daily Gyaru: Pair Bonding — Cassy & Siggy #4

21:42 - Perfect Match

CassyCassy: “Muooh… you won again! Why are all the girls in this game so weak?” 😐
SiggySiggy: “Actually, your character is considered top tier.”
CassyCassy: “Really?!? But her damage is soo low. No wonder, with arms like these!” 😖
CassyCassy: “All the guys are pretty buff, but the women are sticks! Aren’t they supposed to be fighters, too?”
SiggySiggy: “Well… I mean…”
CassyCassy: “Don’t you think the girls should look more like me?”
SiggySiggy: “O-of course, I do…”
CassyCassy: “Ehhh?!? You do, huh?” 😳
CassyCassy: “Let’s… let’s play a few more matches, kay?”

SiggySiggy: “We could also do the tutorial.”
CassyCassy: “NO! Fighting game tutorials are all super boring!” 🥱
CassyCassy: “I much prefer some hands-on experience… with you.” 😘💞
SiggySiggy: “And I don’t mind laying my hands on you!”
CassyCassy: “Uhhhhm…” 😅
SiggySiggy: “What I wanted to say is…”
CassyCassy: “Did you get that from Amy?” 😂
SiggySiggy: “… yeah…”
CassyCassy: “It works… because it’s you!” 💖


The (Un)Daily Gyaru: Pair Bonding — Cassy & Siggy #5

23:51 — Full Body Workout

CassyCassy: “Since you were so dominant in our gaming session, you’ll also take the lead now, riight?” 😉
SiggySiggy: “So… what do you want me to do?”
CassyCassy: “Muoooh… what did I just say?” 😤
CassyCassy: “What do you want to do, Siggy?”

CassyCassy: “Eeek… that tickles!”
CassyCassy: “Maybe you’ve licked my abs enough…” 😳
SiggySiggy: “Not yet!”
CassyCassy: “Muooh…”
SiggySiggy: “Hnnghh…”
CassyCassy: “Got your tongue!” 😁

CassyCassy: “Straight for the boobies next, huh?” 😘
SiggySiggy: “I… can’t resist…”
CassyCassy: “… not like I’d want you to.” 😳

CassyCassy: “Want me to squeeze a little harder?”
SiggySiggy: “Hrghhh…”
CassyCassy: “Maybe that was a little too hard.” 🤭

CassyCassy: “Haaah! You are extra enthusiastic today!”
CassyCassy: “But… you can still go a little harder, if you want…” 😊
SiggySiggy: “I don’t think my hips can…”
CassyCassy: “Ehhh?!?”

CassyCassy: “Mhmmm… let’s switch, if you’re tired.”
SiggySiggy: “You haven’t had enough?”
CassyCassy: “Neither has your little guy here.”
CassyCassy: “And I’m a big girl with big needs!” 🥰

CassyCassy: “Siggy? Are you sleeping?”
SiggySiggy: “…“
CassyCassy: “Good. I really, really love you, you hear me?”
SiggySiggy: “I do.”
CassyCassy: “Muoooh… don’t pretend to sleep, you dummy!” 😤
SiggySiggy: “Love you, too.”
CassyCassy: “CHUUU!” 😘💞💖

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