The (Un)Daily Gyaru: Pair Bonding — Melanie & Rhia #1
6:13 - Early Love Birds
Melanie: “Why are we up this early on a Saturday?”
Rhia: “Look you… the early vixen’s catchin’ the hen, bach!”
Melanie: “Your chicken’s in the fridge…”
Rhia: “I’m sayin’—”
Melanie: “I get it, Kitty.”
Melanie: “Next time we’ll at least go to bed before 2 AM…”
Rhia: “We were in bed way before, innit?”
Melanie: “Ughhh…”
Rhia: “Takin’ a kip durin’ the day, we can, like.”
Rhia: “You can cwtch an’ pet all you want, mind!”
Melanie: “Why thank you, Kitty…”
Rhia: “Me pleasure, bach!”
The (Un)Daily Gyaru: Pair Bonding — Melanie & Rhia #2
11:33 - Lap o’ Honour
Melanie: “Huff… Kitty, can we take a break? … huff”
Rhia: “Now in a minute, bach! Only one more lap o’ the park, like!”
Melanie: “That’s neither a minute, nor soon…”
Rhia: “Doin’ more cardio is what you wanted, innit?”
Melanie: “I said a little…”
…
Rhia: “Supposed to comfort me, you were, bach!”
Melanie: “Then maybe don’t try to kill me next time.”
Rhia: “Time to switch, innit?”
Melanie: “Now in a minute, Kitty. A veery loong minute…”
Rhia: “Ughhh… I’ll be collectin’ me cuddle tax later…”
The (Un)Daily Gyaru: Pair Bonding — Melanie & Rhia #3
18:42 - The Belly’s the Way to a Vixen’s Heart
Melanie: “Kitty, the pasta is going to end up vegan if you keep eating the meat…”
Rhia: “Shomeone hash to taste it, innit?”
Rhia: “Beshides, more than plenty o’ meat, I have, bach!”
Melanie: “Ughhh… really?”
Rhia: “Huh? I wash only talkin’ about food… for once, promish!”
Melanie: “Sure, Kitty…”
Rhia: “Plenty o’ meat left for both o’ us, innit!”
Rhia: “Told you, bach!”
Melanie: “Fine… I concur.”
Melanie: “Do you hear that?”
Melanie: “What’s that noise?”
Rhia: “Some kid’s cryin’ over by the playground.”
Melanie: “Awww…”
Melanie: “But I can’t hear kids 3 blocks away, Kitty…”
Melanie: “I was just talking about our neighbours…”
Melanie: “Mhmmm… was that your plan all along?”
Rhia: “I wish, but it’s just a tidy accident, mind!”
Rhia: “Only worked because your pasta is perfectly ‘al dente’, bach.”
Melanie: “Why, thank you.”
Rhia: “Look you… The last meatball’s for me, though, innit.”
Melanie: “I wouldn’t have it any other way, Kitty.” 🖤
Rhia: “Proper tidy, bach!” 💛
The (Un)Daily Gyaru: Pair Bonding — Melanie & Rhia #4
23:59 - Family “Planning”
Rhia: “Cassy’s out, time for us to get a smidge loud, innit!”
Melanie: “Hurry up, would you?”
Rhia: “Huh? No other comment? Ah well, fine then, bach!” 💛
Rhia: sniff “Melly… you… you smell… fe-fertile… today… I can tell…”
Melanie: “Mhmmm… could be…”
Rhia: “So… should we stop then, bach?”
Melanie: “No… I don’t think we should.”
Rhia: ”!!!”
Rhia: “You… you mean…”
Rhia: “You… you mean… we both…”
Rhia: “I’m not sure I’d be any good… as a… you know… mum.”
Melanie: “No worries, Kitty. We know plenty of people who are good with kids.”
Melanie: “Amy and Siggy already get plenty of practice babysitting Cassy, and you. Cassy would make a great big sis.”
Rhia: “Err… tr-true… yeah… I s’pose…”
Melanie: “Awww… Kitty…”
Melanie: “I was just trying to tease you a little. You’ll make a wonderful mother, I know you will. Give yourself more credit.”
Rhia: “I’ll just trust you on that one, Melly… so we should try then? You sure, bach?”
Melanie: “Absolutely, Rhia!” 🖤
Rhia: “Well, in tha’ case…”
Melanie: “Oooof… Kitty… you’re enormous!”
Rhia: “I’ll make sure not to let you down, Melly!”
Rhia: “Cancel all other plans, mind! I’m goin’ all out, bach!”
Melanie: “Not like we had any.”
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The (Un)Daily Gyaru: Pair Bonding — Melanie & Rhia: Bonus
14:59 +26 years - Beyond Family “Planning”
In the Cicchetti-Arianwen family home.
Rhia: “An’ tha’s the rundown o’ the day you were made, dwtty!”
Ciri: “Ahem…”
Ciri: “Is… is that how it was, mamma?!”
Melanie: “I… I suppose… though I don’t remember the day in such vivid detail.”
Rhia: “A fox brain perfectly memorises the important moments, bach! An’ only those, mind!” 💛
Melanie: “I want to be mad… but I can’t…” 🖤
Mio: “Proper tidy origin story, that is, me dear chwaer!”
Ciri: Melanie: “Ughhh…”
Rhia: “You’re eager to hear your story, too, dun’t you, dwtty dwt?”
Mio: “Erm… me thinks…”
Melanie: “…that’s more than enough family lore for one day, Kitty!”
Mio: “Phew…”
Fan”art” Malon — Lon Lon Launch Part 1: Ample Hidden Assets
Link returns to Lon Lon Ranch, and Malon has her own way of showing gratitude: she’s asking Link for another favour.
Fan”art” Malon — Lon Lon Launch Part 2: Satisfactory Quality Assurance
Link thought “a new dairy product” was only a pretence… but no, Malon is dead serious about product development. The testing procedure just happens to be very pleasant… for both!
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Fan”art” Malon — Lon Lon Launch Part 3: Impressive Churn Rate
Malon decides to thoroughly investigate her product’s effects on Link. She’s no longer the only one getting milked!
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Fan”art” Malon — Lon Lon Launch Part 4: Exclusive Brand Loyalty
The quality is obvious, but a successful product needs a good name! After getting the hardest part out of the way, Link gladly becomes Malon’s first VIP customer.
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Fan”art”: Ocarina of Time — Height Chart
Just a simple comparison of how adult Link stacks up against the TDG versions of the girls from the episodes. Link remains at his canonical height of about 160cm, but all the girls got taller, more muscular and curvy.
I’m sure Link wouldn’t mind!
Also contains the solo images of all female characters.
The (Un)Daily Gyaru: Mildy Muscular Women!
The girls get confronted with the “Mildy [sic] muscular women think they’re gods” comment.
